Me: Okay girly man, say what you need to say.

Squalo: Once again the brat does not own KHR or the characters, like me. Voiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: That is so annoying. If my hearing begins to deteriorate, then I know who I can blame.

Chapter 5: Interviewing Belphegor

Me: Hi, this rebornluver93, blah, blah… I feel really tired, but I will try my hardest (yawns). Today I would like to interview, our favorite so calls himself Prince (yawns) or Bel.

Bel: Ushishshishi.

Me: I feel like that I shouldn't be here. I'm going to die, which most people wouldn't mind. Oh well.

Bel: That's because I'm a prince. Ushishshishi. I can kill anyone whenever I feel like it.

Me: That's very reassuring. Anyways let's get on with the interview. First question, when is your birthday?

Bel: December 22.

Me: I feel really old right now. Because I am sixteen and was born sometime in August.

Bel: So that means…

Me: Call me senpai. Anyways, second question, what is your favorite color?

Bel: Red, of course. It represents when people are dying because of me with blood splattered everywhere. Ushishishi.

Me: I feel like I am going to throw up. Just for your information, I am bulimic and it is very bad too (throws up behind the stage).

Five whole minutes later…

Me: Okay I'm done throwing up and back to business. Third question. Why do you hate your older twin brother so much?

Bel: Because, he is not princely like, unlike myself.

Me: Talk about yourself. (Gets stabbed thousands of times)

Bel: Second, he tries his hardest to copy my laugh. And we all know that his laugh sucks. It's just not that creepy. Ushishishi

Me: That's something that I would not be proud of. Fourth question. What are your hobbies? Killing people or teammates, doing creepy laughs, and teasing people are not answers.

Bel: That's mostly all that I like to do. Others are eating sushi and killing teddy bears, slicing them by the throat. Ushishishi.

Me: Those are such great hobbies (sarcastically). Especially the killing teddy bears by the throat. I remember my sister doing that to our Barbie's or we would put them on top of the ceiling fan and watch them fall off and die. Kufufufu. Opps. I just did a Mukuro laugh.

Bel: That is one thing that we had in common, when we were little. Ushishishi.

Me: I'm not done yet. If there were people, who you would save from getting killed?

Bel: That's such an easy question. No one, except for Xanxus, only because he is my boss.

Me: You're such a good person.

Bel: Thank you princess.

Me: There's been something that has been bugging me. Why do you call every single girl princess?

Bel: Because you all are princess to me.

Me: Okay. That kinda sounded wrong to me. Next. If you were living another life, what would you do?

Bel: I would go to school.

Me: You mean go to school without being a girl. We all know that you were actually Himeko. You can't fool me.

Bel: Fine, you are right about that. Are you done now?

Me: No… (stomach growls). That is all for today. Time for some sushi. Wanna come with me?

Bel: My pleasure.

After the night that Bel and I went to eat some sushi. I was never to be found. Or that's what he thought. The truth is I can actually cast illusions. Mwehwehweh. Until next time.