Bonjour mes amies! Yes this fic is in English! Lol Just thought I'd mess with your heads a little bit bwahhahaha. Did you all miss me? Of course not. Anyway! I have Internet finally! Yes cheer for me! ( the crowd goes wild!) ( sweat drop) Sorry 'bout that it's almost three am I get weird in the wee hours of the morn. ( sigh) Anyway! You know how long it's been since I said that in a fanfic! It's been too long! Anyway! Moving on!

Kyo: Let's see things to do in this chapter ( looks at note book intently)

Dei: ( looks over shoulder) I don't see anything written here. Yeah!

Kyo: Gah! What did you say! Thats...er...cause it's in invisible ink! Yeah!

Dei: Don't copy me yeah!

Kyo: ( sweat drop) Look a …..naked flying....Sakura!

Dei: ( flips around) Where!!!!!!! Yeah!

Kakashi: ICHA ICHA AT LAST!

Kyo: ( sweat drop)

Sakura: ( twitch....holds up fist.) Kyo I will kill you!

Kyo: Gah! SORRYY SAKURA-CHAN!

Naruto: Kyo is going to get killed by Sakura-chan and while he is being chased I will be telling you all that I am the main character of this story! HAHA! Take that Sasuke! I beat you! ( points at Sasuke)

Sasuke: ( sweat drops and shakes head) Whatever dobe.

Naruto: TEME!!!

Sasuke: ( Stuffs hands in pockets and walks away.)

Naruto: TEME GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: ( already out the door)

Naruto: Anyway! I will now start the story!

Kyo: ( randomly yells while being chased) MY STORY! I AM THE BLOODY AUTHOR!

Sakura: DIEEEEE!!!!!!

Neji: Out of the way Uzumaki! I'm going to write this story and have my place in this book even if it kills me!

Naruto: O.o

Neji: Now Kyo does not own Naruto, me or any of the other shows characters. Do not sue him because he would be very angry with you if you did, now where was I? Oh yes!

Neji Hyuuga walked along the road side looking for the Hokage. He was planning an epic Mission to stone to capture the remaining Akatsuki on a solo mission. Everyone said it was a suicide mission but the great Neji Hyuuga would concur-

Kyo: Okay enough of that Neji! I'm the writer!

Naruto: Wheres Sakura-chan?

Kyo: ( grins innocently) Icha icha anyone?

Kakashi: YES!!!!!! ( laughs manically while watching Deidara kiss Sakura senseless. )

Naruto: OMG Sakura-chan!

Kyo: So anyway! Onward! Don't mind these freaks!

Everyone else: HEY!

Chapter 2 recap:

Though Sasuke might make the argument that Itachi could have chosen to go against Kohona's Elders and not kill the clan, but then Itachi was the perfect ninja. He followed orders and still did. He was loyal to Kohona even if it was not loyal to him. Sakura wiped the tears with her thumb. Never again would a Ninja of her village have to go through what Itachi did. Never again.

But, at the moment she was comforting a Shinobi who had people every where believe this horrible lie of him for eleven years now. How good it would feel to have someone lift that weight off your shoulders. Have someone know it was only what you were ordered to do. Sakura didn't say anything about his tears. She wouldn't dare. She just watched and let her touch comfort him. There was nothing better for him then that.

End chapter 2 recap:

Chapter 3-Life

Sakura sighed as she sat at her office in the Hokage tower. She had paperwork and more paperwork to do. She sipped the Sake and set the cup down harder then necessary. This was going to drive her mad. She had been doing paperwork for a day straight. She had to go feed Itachi and Deidara!

She needed out but the Elders commanded her that she had to get this work done or they would punish her. She wasn't afraid of them, but they threatened Naruto and her team demoting them to genin. Sakura had agreed to spend her day here finishing the work.

She liked life so much better when she was out on missions, when she fought and traveled through out the shinobi nations. So what had happened to her life? Oh yes she was the all powerful Hokage who took orders from a bunch of old coots in white. Where had her life gone? She had planned on becoming the greatest shinobi and she had, but now she was helplessly stuck being bored all day doing paperwork. Nothing exciting happened all day. She was actually wishing Deidara would escape again to give her something to do other then this crap!

She sighed again and took another drink. Too bad as Hokage she could no longer go on missions as a ninja. She was too important to leave her village now. ' To valuable ' as the elders put it. She wanted to shove this paperwork up their no good, old crinkly butts! Yeah! She sweat dropped. Naruto was rubbing off on her a bit too much. She shook her head and looked out the window. It was almost sundown. The two Akatsuki or ex-Akatsuki hadn't ate all day and she wanted to go to the Elders about having Itachi released into the village.

She would promise to keep him contained away from the Village if she had to. She would let him live with her even. Not that she was home more then an hour, a night even less then that lately. She fell asleep most of the time where ever she fell. Lately which has been at her desk.

Even it helped Itachi what about Dei? What would she do to save him? Was there anything? Anything at all? She ran a hand over her face.

What had happened to her exciting life anyway? She had had so many plans. The things she had to worry about most was keeping her teammates healthy and alive. Now she had to take care of two ex-Akatsuki, and a village? Where was the good old times? She regretted now not ever having a boyfriend. Not ever having that first kiss. Okay Deidara had taken that from her but still before yesterday she hadn't. But Dei wasn't her boyfriend. He was someone who she was to gain information from.

So why did she feel like she stuck a swarm of bees down her throat at saying that?

Because it was untrue now.

Once she started to get to know Deidara and Itachi she realized they were no longer the fearsome two Akatsuki anymore they were her friends, and Deidara was....hers. She liked him touching her like he did. She liked touching and teasing him. She loved his hair, his eyes, and that blush. It made her smile to see him happy. Just as it made her happy to sit and talk- or more like listen- to Itachi.

They were her friends and she was afraid for them. But no matter what she still regretted things she never got to do and now couldn't. She would be forever far to busy to have a boyfriend, let alone a husband. She couldn't even take care of a dog at this point let alone a family. So there would be no way for her to even think about it more then this.

Sakura wanted to be loved, she wanted to have a mate to care for her. To love her. To want her children. She wanted a family. She wanted to set a new person into the world. A person that was made from a part of her. She wanted to have a little ninja son, or daughter, to teach them all she knew. She wanted to see Naruto and Hinata's children. She wanted to see Shikamaru and Ino's kids. She wanted to see the next generation grow up to be fine Ninja. She wanted to see peace in the world. But Sakura had a feeling she wouldn't see any of it.

She knew one thing for sure. Deidara was the closest thing she ever had to a lover, and Itachi as close a friend as the rest of the rookie 12.

She had to take care of her village of course, but those two needed her help more. She had to save Deidara, and make sure Itachi lived the life he wanted. For he never deserved to be punished for doing all he was told. She would make sure Itachi was a hero once more in Kohona. She would make sure Deidara lived. She just wasn't sure how. She didn't care if she died along the way. At least she would make someone else's life better. At least she could get adventure. She couldn't complain after that.

Sakura put the last paper down in a pile and stood, stretching then she poofed into the prison. She grabbed food and set them on two trays. She added extra food because she had not feed them all day and hurried to the two of their cells. She went into Deidara's first as usual.

" I won't kiss you any more if it makes you so mad that you won't feed me Sakura-chan! Yeah!" Deidara said from his futon. Sakura blushed slightly.

" That's not the reason. This wasn't punishment Dei-chan. I had too much work. My higher ups would allow me to leave or my team mates would have suffered. If it would have just been me in trouble I would have come earlier but I didn't want Naruto, and Sai getting in trouble." Deidara walked up and kissed her cheek as he took the food from her.

" I'll let you get back to it then. We can....you can see me later, go see Itachi-san yeah." Sakura smiled slightly and shut the door behind her then walked a few steps across the hall to Itachi's cell.

He was as usual in the same spot in the corner. Against the wall as if he were asleep.

" I'm sorry I'm late Itachi. I had so much work to do. My teammates would have been punished if I didn't follow orders. Forgive me for being so late." He opened his onyx sightless eyes as he looked right at her with out seeing her.

" Do not apologize to me cherry blossom. I am your captive after all. It is natural for captives to not eat every day." She winced.

" Your not a captive Itachi. Not for long anyway." Itachi frowned then smiled sadly at her.

" Decide to kill me after all?" She scoffed.

" I told you. Your not going to die. You don't want to so you don't have to." Itachi gave her a odd look as if she were insane.

" I don't understand." Sakura about had a heart attack on the spot. An Uchiha admitting he didn't understand something! Unheard of!

" You did nothing wrong Itachi. You do not deserve to be held here. You will reside under my care in Kohona. As a citizen. The towns folk won't understand it for the longest time until the information is known about this betrayal, so I will make sure you are kept out of the public until they know not to kill you on the spot. I will give you anything you want, any time." She blushed as she realized the way it sounded.

Only Itachi Uchiha could ever make her feel so embarrassed with out ever saying a word.

" A citizen?" He asked clearly puzzled.

" Yes. Do you want that?" Itachi felt touched that she had asked instead of assuming. Maybe the cherry blossom wasn't such a back kid after all.

" I would....like to get out of this cell." He answered and she smiled regardless of him not being able to see it.

" I promise I will get you out soon. I just can't now. Perhaps in a week. Do you think you will be alright until then? I have to find a way to get Deidara out as well. That will be more difficult I'm afraid." Itachi raised and eye brow.

" You want to get him out?" She nodded then almost hit herself.

" Yes. I want him out also. Deidara is special to me. I would never keep him here if I had to, plus he's in a bind. He can't tell us about Akatsuki, and we can't let him go, if he doesn't tell us anything soon he will be killed and even I can't stop that with out becoming a traitor myself and if I must. I will." Itachi looked just a bit surprised.

" So you care about the kid as much as a risk to your self?" She grinned.

" I would do the same for you, heck, I actually am Itachi." He flushed just a little. He had not been showed such...respect and felt such gratitude in a very long time to a ninja of Kohona, or any on to that matter. He wasn't sure what to even say to her.

" Do you want me to help you eat? I only had enough time to make a salad and grab some bread and chips. I wanted you guys to eat as soon as I could get here." Itachi smiled.

" I think I can manage on my own this time." He told her. She nodded.

" Would you like a bath after this? After you eat that is..I mean your last bath was.....almost five days ago. I'm sure you wish to take one. I should have helped you get a bath days ago, theres no excuse for that." Itachi was starting to like this girl more and more. She wasn't like most useless ninja who only cared about themselves.

" I do not need your help washing myself." He had to tease her it was so fun.

" Of course not...I ...I didn't mean in the literal sense." She stuttered trying to make him understand. He chuckled and she realized he was messing with her, and she hit his arm. He just laughed harder.

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Sakura walked into her office, at the hospital. She ran a hand through her hair. Ugh she needed a bath. She wanted a bath, she wondered if she could get one before getting some sleep. She needed sleep however too, though it wouldn't be the first time she chose a bath over rest. Some things are just more important.

She had been called in to the hospital because that bloody Hyuuga doesn't know how to not get himself injured. He came back from a solo mission a few days ago, but told her he wasn't injured. Lair. He had a concussion, four broken ribs, a broken wrist, and at least a leg fracture. She didn't even want to know how he received all of them, or how much pain he must have been in those three days.

She had scolded him, telling him that if he had waited any longer he could have healed with his ribs broken, his wrist broken, and could have died from the concussion. Head injuries are more then just serious. She needed to get that man a nurse to attend him all the time after every mission no matter what the Hyuuga said.

She had been so busy she didn't even think more about how to save Deidara. Sasuke had asked when she wanted to start his medic training. She had forgotten about that and it was only yesterday. Or was that two days ago? See her days even mixed together. On top of all the crap she had to do now, she had Sasuke to work with. She had volunteered herself for this anyway so she couldn't back out. Plus no other doctor would work with Sasuke.

Sakura stood from her desk and poofed to her house. Entering she sensed a foreign chakra. She was on instant guard. " Don't worry It's just me Sakura." She relaxed then tensed again.

"Crap I forgot to put you back in your cell." She said to Deidara.

" You ran out after telling me to take a shower. I was offended. Do I smell that bad? Yeah." He came around the corner sniffing his arm. She smiled.

" No of course not. I just can't believe I forgot. You could have escaped and I wouldn't have been the wiser." He shrugged.

" I have something to stay here for. Yeah." She blushed.

" Of course I could always lie and have you and Itachi here with me. Or I could simply ask the Elders to allow me to keep the two of you here with me." Deidara frowned at her.

" I don't think that will work Sakura-chan, yeah." She shrugged.

" Can always try. I've been following their orders very well, if they don't give me leeway I'll quit." Sakura wondered if she really would. Perhaps she should hand it over to Naruto after all. It was his dream.

It was too much stress. Though Tsunade had never made it seem easy rather the opposite. Sakura knew how bad the job would take a toll on her, but she had accepted anyway. She had been a fool to accept the job. She was qualified yes, but...this was just too much. Though she always prided herself at being the one who always said yes to a job. What an idiot she really was.

" I guess I can put you back tomorrow. There's no harm in keeping you here. You won't kill me will you Dei-chan?" He gave her an insulted look. She smiled.

" I didn't think so." He blushed.

" I am honored to have your trust Sakura-chan." She grinned.

" Yeah well don't get any ideas about sleeping here Dei-chan. You can sleep in my bed but that's it." He grinned at her with his gray eyes twinkling.

" I wouldn't take advantage Sakura-chan. Yeah." He said honestly. She frowned at him then nodded.

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Sakura awoke strangely in the middle of the night., She wasn't sure why and then she went perfectly still as hot air fanned her neck from behind her. Warm arms wrapped around her waist already holding her close. She blushed. Where was she? How did she get in this position again?

Wait this was her room. Ah yes she remembered now. She had let Deidara stay when she had been to lazy to take him back. She had left him here after his shower, all alone while she went to the hospital on an emergency. It was stupid of her to do, but she did trust the blond and he didn't escape though if he had it would have solved all the current problems.

So why has she awakened this late at night? Then she heard it. She growled out a low curse then threw a blanket over Deidara's face. He yelped, but she put a hand over his mouth and hissed into his covered ear.

" Quiet Deidara." He went still.

" Sleep or rather act like it. Keep yourself covered." He nodded and then two black ops appeared in her bed room.

" Hokage-sama." One black covered ANBU asked. Deidara stilled even more beside her. She winced. She didn't want him knowing she was Hokage.

" Yes?" She asked. The second black op spoke.

" The Uchiha's old team is in the village." For a moment Sakura thought he meant Itachi's old team, then she realized it was Sasuke's.

" Are they after the Uchiha?" She asked her tone hard.

" It seems that way. The Uchiha is in the hospital trying to master a healing Jutsu you set out for him to do. He doesn't seem to be plotting anything, but I wouldn't put him past it." Sakura shrugged.

" Very well. Capture team Hebi, and if you are attacked kill them all." She said with out emotion. The two black ops nodded and then disappeared in a poof of smoke.

She uncovered Deidara's head and he looked up at her with wide eyes.

" Your the Hokage? Why didn't you tell me Sakura-chan? Your risking your position for me? Why?" She pressed a kiss to his parted lips.

" Because I know you are not a bad person. I know you Dei-chan, and I will do anything to protect you. My title does not matter as much as you and Itachi do to me. My friends always come first." She smiled then stood.

" I have to take you back to the cell now. I have to work. I don't want anyone coming to my house and finding you here." Deidara grinned at her.

" Don't want anyone to find your secret lover?" She blushed and hit his arm.

" No, so not what I meant. My friends stop by all the time, Naruto just walks in. Though most of my friends don't care and just come in anyway. So I don't want them stumbling on you and attacking." He understood.

" Lets go." She said and waited for him to stand before taking his hand and disappearing with him in a poof of smoke. They reappeared in the hall way in front of his cell. She opened the door and he walked in.

" We'll talk later Dei-chan I'll explain then." He nodded and sighed as she shut him back in his prison.

End chapter:

Yes that is that chapter! Bwahahaha. You know three chapters and I have yet to figure out what the point of this story really is, or the name of it for that matter. I have yet to even post this on fanfic! I am such a bad person. I really need to update my other stories! Though Kyo can not be forced to write! So ha! Anyway I hope you guys liked that chapter! Review! Review Please? NO FLAMES ^^

Neji: ….

Kyo: Are you satisfied?

Neji: You call that my grand entrance? I was just mentioned!

Kyo: Hey, hey I said you'd be in it, not that you'd make an appearance!

Neji: ( sulks in corner)

Kyo: Ah poor Neji.

Kakashi: Icha Icha?

Kyo: Not this chapter.

Kakashi: ( cries off into the night)

Gai: My rival! I shall cry a hundred more sorrowful youthful tears then you!

Kakashi: Leave me to my suffering!

Gai: Never! ( chases Kakashi off into the night crying for unknown reasons)

Sasuke: Am I going to be in this story again?

Kyo: yep next chapter is for you Sasuke.

Sasuke: finally. I was getting bored watching all this fluffly crap between Sakura and my brother. ( Shutters)

Itachi: I do not mind in the least.

Dei: I just bet you don't perv! Yeah!

Itachi: I rather take that in offense.

Dei: Sakura-chan is mine! Back off Uchiha! Yeah!

Itachi: That is yet to be seen.

Dei: How can you say that yeah! I slept in her bed!

Itachi: That is not proof.

Dei: Kyo isn't Sakura-chan mine! Yeah!

Kyo: er... well... ( runs away from both men.)

Dei and Itachi: ( looks after the disappeared Kyo open mouthed)

Dei: Hey! Yeah!

Itachi: ….

Kyo: ( sneaks head in) Later! ( runs as Deidara and Itachi spot him)