Yo. I am back again with another chapter. It was like two seconds ago that I finished the last. I'm on a freaking roll. Anyway! You got to see Neji last chapter go Neji! Sasuke was the main subject last chapter but this time it's back to Sakura! Itachi and Dei come back in too yippee! Moving on!
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto....Lets not go there.
Kyo: Well lets see what we shall do in this chapter shall we?
Dei: I am afraid to find out, Yeah.
Kakashi: Icha Icha? ( looks at with puppy dog eyes.)
Kyo: Perhaps....
Kakashi: Yes! ( runs around waving arms and crying tears of joy. )
Gai: ( Pops up and starts trying to beat Kakashi at what ever the heck Kakashi seemed to be doing)
Lee: Yes Gai-sensei!
Kyo: Don't even start. Lets move on to the chapter already.
Lee: But....
Kyo: No.
Lee: Un-youthful ( mutters under breath)
Kyo: Heard that. ( holds up kunai)
Lee: Master!
Kyo: Thats more like it. ( lowers kunai.)
Chapter four recap:
At least she could get a hour of sleep. She had to wake at six am to do a shift at the hospital. For some reason there were more and more nin coming in injured badly. It took all of her staff to treat them all, she was short handed, another reason for her to try to train Sasuke. He had nothing better to do in the two years he would be stuck in the village. He would be very helpful to them if he learned Medic Jutsu's.
Sakura let her eyes close. She would probably get only this hour for the day. Perhaps tomorrow wouldn't be as eventful. Though chances were it would be worse.
End chapter recap:
Chapter five: Sakura's house
Sakura's day consisted of work at the hospital and then paper work. She stopped to check on a few patients who she treated at their homes. After she finished all this she went home. It was only noon. She had so much more to do, first of all she need to go feed Itachi and Deidara.
She sweat dropped. That sounded like they were pets, but they weren't. She would get them out soon. She promised. Five more days and she would- weather the Elders like it or not- bust Itachi from prison and put him to her house. He did not deserve to be in a cell for only doing what he was told to by Kohona.
Deidara she knew she had to work harder at. She did everything so far, that the Elders asked of her. Buttering them up, so that when she asked about having Deidara live with her and Itachi in the village under her care, then perhaps they would allow it. She didn't see how it was going to work out, but perhaps it would. Maybe she would reason with the village Elders that Deidara would be useful as a shinobi.
Though they no doubt would not let him join their ranks being once a missing-nin and Akatsuki member. Though she could say that he had a unique kekkei genki and he could be an asset Though then if they accepted that they would have him married off and having children for them.
Sakura had not a clue how she was going to get Deidara out. If he did not tell her information on Akatsuki in two weeks the Elders would order her again to kill him. She had already pressed it out for almost two months now. The Elders did not think she could break him. She could, but at what cost? Sakura could not protect Deidara as much as she wanted to.
If he betrayed Akatsuki he would be killed, if he didn't he would be killed. So he really had no way out. She couldn't even help him escape. He didn't want to leave since she was here for him now. A part of his life, a reason to live that he never had before.
He would not leave the village with out her, so she would have to either betray her village and go off with him, or she would have to come up with a very good plan to reason with the Elders into, some how, allowing him to remain in her care out of prison.
Perhaps she could make up a Jutsu that only she could know, that compelled who ever she wished to obey her will, thus if she said to be loyal he would. Maybe the Elders would buy that... No they would want a demonstration. Though if she had all ANBU or any one they picked play along with her, then she could stand a chance. She wasn't sure that would work. She left that plan to the back burner as she tried to think up more.
She of course came up empty. Only an hour of sleep was not doing her very well in the brain function area. She felt dazed. Perhaps she should skip doing something today to sleep. She needed sleep. If she didn't get it she could make a fatal mistake and that would be disastrous.
She made a beeline to Deidara's cell first. All day she had not seen him or Itachi. She missed them both. She would be far to busy in the next few days to spend time with either of them. She could bring them food, but she doubted she'd have time to sit and chat with them.
Teaching Sasuke, helping in the hospitals- since it was under staffed these days-, Hokage duties, and more. She had a busy schedule lined up, plus add the problem of team Hebi to that list, and the problem with Deidara's life in her hands and yeah, she was pretty busy. She didn't have any time to sleep let alone to spend time with either Itachi or Deidara.
She hadn't spent time with her other friends in what seemed like years. Ever since she became Hokage it seemed. She missed her friends. She missed free time. She missed the missions, and practice with Kakashi, Sai, and Naruto. She missed her old life.
Though some things she regretted not being able to do now, she liked the good she did being Hokage. She liked that she could help people. She liked that she could see Deidara and Itachi.
Before she became Hokage it was impossible for her to ever do what she does now. A little freedom here and there in certain areas made life a bit easier, then all that work piled in made it hard again.
She needed a vacation. Though when does the Hokage get a vacation? Never. She also needed to visit Tsunade in the Hospital. Ever since Sakura became Hokage, Tsunade had been in a coma. Sakura was worried. Shizune said she might stay in the coma until she dies. Sakura hoped to god not.
She might stay Hokage, but she still wanted to see Tsunade. Have her open her eyes once more. To give her advice and help her manage the mess of her life. Tsunade was like the mother Sakura always wished she had. Tsunade seemed to flow things together much better then Sakura was. Tsunade seemed tired most times, but she never was exhausted. Drunk maybe. Sakura wondered how she had done it. She wished she could ask.
Deidara was asleep when she came into his room. She of course would not want to wake him if he slept, but she couldn't help but want to touch him. She missed the blond, she just didn't want to admit it. She wondered why she bothered to be attracted to this male. They had no life together. There could be none together for them. She was far to busy to have a family. She was having so much trouble taking care of herself, while doing work, let alone taking care of anyone else. She had enough people. Though she was already caring for Itachi and Deidara now. Nothing would change that. The scenery hopefully would change to her peaceful quiet home, other then that everything else was the same.
She cared about Deidara, yes that was true. She cared for Itachi too. She loved being close to the blond. She loved his taste. Loved that touch that sent a trill through her every time. He was forbidden to her just about. She wondered if that was the reason he interested her so. She rather not use Deidara. She felt like she was already by having to try to get information out of him on Akatsuki. She was just glad she didn't have to do it to Itachi any more.
When she volunteered herself to interrogate the two Akatsuki, Sakura had known she could use her female ways on Deidara, though Itachi she had no clue how to get him to talk. Fortunately she never had to. He spoke when he wanted and told her what he wished. He was innocent and she no longer needed him for information on Akatsuki. She wouldn't push it out any more then she had already.
She would not ask Deidara any more either. She knew it was hopeless, she would rather spend her time trying to find a way to get him out of the prison., other then in a body bag.
Sakura knelt by the bed and touched her lips to his feather soft cheek. He didn't stir. She ran a hand through his untied hair and kissed his cheek again before rising. She didn't have time to spend right now. She needed to leave. Though she found she couldn't, rather didn't.
It was so peaceful here in this place, with this male. It was as if everything she worried about disappeared and she was finally at peace. She stood in his presence a little longer then intended and when she finally snapped her self away she had be in the cell for over a half hour.
She left with out ever waking him. She left his meal by the door for him to eat later. She went into Itachi cell as always last. He was in his corner again, against the same part of wall.
Sakura wondered why he seemed to be always in the same spot. You would think even a blind man would have trouble sitting perfectly in the same spot every time. He had to of course use the bathroom, he would have to get up to bathe when Sakura took him out of the cell. So how did he always find the exact spot each time? She had no idea.
Even blind the Uchiha was a prodigy. Sakura would never be unimpressed with Itachi. He was one of a kind. He had his sightless black orbs opened today. Usually when she walked in they were closed. He knew her chakra and nodded to her.
She was always amazed he even kept his eyes on her face. He could not see her, but he always kept it as if he were looking at her face. It was very odd, though comforting in a way.
Sakura came over and set the tray on his lap.
" It is Curry today. I even added a sweet for you on the side. I promised I would." He smiled slightly up at her. She was so amazed when he smiled. It was like the sky opened up a split tears of rain every time. He was such a beautiful man. Also such a sad one. She felt no pity. She just wished to help him.
She felt connected to Itachi. She enjoyed his company and she strives to do everything in her power to make him as comfortable as he could be. He of course refused to be pampered because his sight was gone. He wanted to be treated like a fully capable shinobi. She could do that fine.
" Would you like help today?" She asked even though she had no time. She would always help Itachi and Deidara if they needed her, help anyone who asked even if it got in the way of her busy schedule. Itachi frowned. He thought it over.
" No thank you. I shall be just fine today Cherry blossom." She smiled.
" Alright. Do you need anything then?" She asked softly as he felt around for the spoon for the Curry. He found it and brought it up to his eyes as if looking at it. She felt sorrow rise in her chest. She wished more then anything that this man had not lost his vision. She hated to see him this way.
" I do not." He said and then took the first bite of his Curry. She nodded even though he could not see it.
" Thank you." She froze mid-step to the cell door. She flipped around, but his eyes were closed to her and he sat chewing his food. Even doing such a mundane thing was graceful for him.
She would never understand why this male fascinated her so. It was not because he was blind, or because he was an ex-criminal. She didn't know what is was about him that drew her attention. She just enjoyed examining him. She blushed as she thought over that. That sounded dirty even to her.
" Your welcome Itachi." She said after a moments hesitation. She then left him to himself. She had to wonder if he were lonely. He had to want company other then her all the time. She wasn't really the greatest person to hang out with now a days.
She should probably tell Itachi she was Hokage. Since her secret was already out with Deidara, it didn't really matter to keep it from Itachi now. He was a brilliant man, perhaps if she asked for advice he would give it.
It made her sad to think of what could have been had Itachi not been ordered to kill the clan. Of course the Uchiha clan planed to over take the village, but still. Had Itachi not been deemed a murder and a criminal... He would have made a great shinobi for them.
She would have loved to be on a mission with Itachi Uchiha. He would have made a great leader...and perhaps he still would.
The Elders allowed Sasuke to live because they still wanted the Sharingan's power. Even as dangerous as it turned out the first time.
All the Elders ever wanted was power for the village. Since they up and destroyed the first clan, perhaps they could turn Sasuke into their breeding monkey and make another clan. Sakura wondered if the Elders thought that she would allow that.
She would never want anyone to be forced to breed just for the village. She believed that her people had rights, when obviously the Elders, did not. The Elders were corrupted, but there was no way to put them out of office. There was no way to destroy the Elders. Maybe if they were gone everything would be peaceful and sane.
Though some one had to help even the Hokage with decisions. Sakura was having trouble enough, she would hate to see what hell would be like with all the Elders duties on her also. Of course if they had new Elders perhaps they would be better, and let Sakura handle matters more.
Of course the new Elders could be worse then the first batch and thus push havoc on Kohona. Either way it seemed like they were stuck with Elders weather they wanted them or not.
Sakura wished she could talk to Itachi and Deidara more. Spend more time away from her troubles and problems, but she never really got what she wanted so now she had to go back out into her chaotic life.
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Sasuke sat in the kitchen eating breakfast / lunch. He had slept in later then he ever had, though not only had Sakura commanded it of him, but he realized he needed it too. So here he was at two in the after noon eating what could be called breakfast for him, but was really lunch, or early dinner.
He wondered how Sakura was doing at work today. She told him she had a busy day today, last night. He wondered if all this Hokage business was too much on her. She seemed to be doing everything for this village and they seemed to be doing nothing for her.
Sasuke lifted the chopsticks to his mouth and choked when there was a loud crash and then the front door slammed open.
" Sakura-chan!" Naruto called. When no one answered Naruto came running into Sakura's house. Kakashi following. Sai seemed no where in sight. When they came into the kitchen Naruto seemed surprised, but Kakashi seemed amused.
" Teme! What are you doing in Sakura-chan's house! She's not here! Is she?" Naruto asked turning his yelling into a question. Sasuke sighed and set his chopsticks to the plate.
" No dobe, she's not here." Naruto grinned and then tossed his shirt off. It landed on the counter.
Sasuke choked again this time on air not food.
" What are you doing idiot!" He yelled. Naruto laughed and then stripped himself of all clothing, but his boxers. Which oddly had dog paw prints on them. Sasuke twitched in annoyance.
" Well obviously looking for food! Sakura-chan isn't home so I can take my clothes off. I'm going to get in the shower after I eat of course!" He yelled while searching the cabinets for Ramen. Kakashi stripped also.
Sasuke wanted to claw his eyes out. Never had he wanted to see this much of his old teammate or sensei.
Kakashi unlike Naruto went all natural, stripping completely. Everything except his mask. Naruto did not seem to mind being just about naked in front of sensei, or old teammate. Sasuke however was turning blue.
" Ah where is the RAMEN!!!!!" Naruto yelled throwing things out of the cabinet in a vein attempt to find where Sakura had stashed the Ramen.
" Dobe! Stop making a mess!" Sasuke said standing in outrage. Sakura was going to faint if she saw this mess. She had enough problems and work to do. She didn't need to come home and clean.
" Why are you here anyway teme? You weren't out at the training fields, I would have known." Naruto said pointing at his own chest randomly. Sasuke sighed.
" Sakura is teaching me how to be a medic." Sasuke said calmly. Naruto looked at Sasuke and then suddenly burst into laughter.
" You! You a Medic! Oh Sasuke-teme don't joke like that. It's too much." Naruto wiped the tears from his eyes as he stopped laughing and kept looking for his Ramen.
Sasuke twitched and felt like wringing Naruto's neck for that comment.
" He's serious Naruto. It was one of his punishments for leaving. He is to train under Sakura. Though I don't think it is much of a punishment. I would gladly leave if she would punish me like that." Kakashi said with a eye crinkle.
Sasuke and Naruto gave him a weird look. Kakashi's ears turned red and he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. Sasuke didn't like that comment but he didn't disagree with it.
" Anyway, it still doesn't explain why your in Sakura-chan's house! How did you even get in?" Sasuke looked at Naruto like he was the idiot everyone knew him to be.
" Dobe." Sasuke said gritting his teeth. At least he didn't feel so depressed any more. He hadn't been this fired up in a long time.
" Sakura wants to keep an eye on him, so she is training him. He must be waiting on her to come home to start the training, Naruto." Kakashi said to the blond. Naruto closed his eyes and thought about that.
" That's not fair! I want Sakura-chan to train with me too! Believe it!" Naruto yelled in a sudden out burst. Then he went back to looking for the Ramen.
Kakashi put this forearms on the chair, behind him while looking over his shoulder at Sasuke and Naruto. At least his sensei was facing away from him. He didn't want to see him naked any more. It was down right disturbing.
" Did you stay here last night Sasuke? You look at home." Sasuke flushed just a little at that. Did he look like he was at home here? He hadn't meant to seem like that. Sakura's house just felt comfortable. All his house did was bring up unwanted memories.
" I spent the night under Hokage-sama's order." Sasuke said chin raised. Kakashi smirked under his mask. Naruto jerked his head back and looked at Sasuke.
" Sakura-chan is so unfair! She won't let me spend the night here with her any more!" Naruto whined and continued his search for Ramen while crying anime tears.
" Thats because she brings guys home." Kakashi said with a evil grin as Sasuke and Naruto flinched and looked back at their sensei at the same time.
" What did you say Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked.
" Does she have a lover?" Sasuke asked at the same time.
" Hum...." Kakashi said amused that both his students were hanging on to a thread at this point. He rubbed his masked chin letting them boil for a few moments in silence before he spoke.
" Perhaps." He heard the outraged yell of Naruto and saw the death glare, at the random light bulb, from Sasuke. Kakashi chuckled.
" I think it is fine however. I doubt she even has time for romantic interests. Naruto your not allowed to stay because Sakura brings Itachi and Deidara here to clean up. " Kakashi explained. Naruto and Sasuke looked shocked.
" She has them come to her house?" Naruto asked.
" Yep." Kakashi said with a grin and an eye crinkle.
" Why?" Sasuke asked.
" They do not have showers in their cells, like other cells do. Besides ANBU are always following her, and watching her at home. Akatsuki could never attack her in secret and she is safe with the two missing-nin. They have no chakra to do harm, and Sakura is more powerful then any other Ninja in this village." Kakashi said briefly.
Sasuke guessed it made sense, but why her house? Naruto resumed looking for his Ramen while Sasuke sat and finished eating and took his plate to the sink. He washed his plate and then spoon.
" AH! Where is the RAMEN!!!!" Naruto yelled angrily.
" It's on the top shelf above the stove Naruto." Naruto and Sasuke jumped. She came into the kitchen and paused. She looked from the nude Kakashi, to the just about naked Naruto, then to Sasuke who was in Sai's fishnet shirt and pants.
She glanced over them again and a slow grin started to form over her face. Sasuke wasn't sure he wanted to know why she was looking at them like that.
" Should I strip? We could have a foursome." She said with a wicked smile. Sasuke and Naruto flushed. Kakashi chuckled.
" Go right a head my lovely Student." Kakashi said eye crinkling at her in amusement. She smiled.
g It's been a while since I've seen you boys. You haven't been over lately." Naruto found the Ramen, where Sakura said it would be, and brought the boxes to his chest.
" Ramen, my beautiful Ramen." Naruto said rubbing his face against the box. Sasuke cringed at the picture. Awkward.
" We haven't been training all together as of late. Naruto's been training with Kiba and Lee. And I have been busy helping old ladies cross the street." Sakura shook her head at Kakashi's obvious lie.
" I see. Well help your selves and Naruto clean up you mess." Sakura said pointing to the food that Naruto had randomly threw trying to find his Ramen.
" Sorry Sakura-chan." Naruto said rubbing the back of his head. She smiled slightly and shook her head.
" Sasuke are you ready?" He looked puzzled then nodded.
" Where are you going with Sasuke-teme! I want to go on a date Sakura-chan!" Naruto said crying anime tears again.
" It's not a date Naruto. I'm taking Sasuke into town, to buy him clothes and things he needs. He's staying with me for a few days at least, until his home is back in order for him to live in. I know the water doesn't run to the compound anymore. " Sakura said. Sasuke nodded.
Naruto pouted.
" Why can't I stay too Sakura-chan?" He asked crossing his arms over his chest like a five year old not getting his way.
" Because I only have one more room that is prepared for company and It will be filled soon enough." The three males looked at her in question.
" Itachi will be living with me." The entire room froze.
" What!" Surprisingly that was not Sasuke or Naruto. It was Kakashi.
" Itachi Uchiha is going to be living with me. He is going to be released into my care." Sakura said calmly.
" Sakura you can't be serious! Itachi Uchiha is a deadly criminal! You can't let your guard down even if he is blind!" Sakura looked to Kakashi.
" I think I am capable of handling Itachi on my own thank you. I have managed so far." He winced.
That was true. Every time the two Akatsuki escaped Sakura had been the first to capture them. Of course Deidara had to be captured first because of his explosives, Itachi however was captured last, not because he was blind, but because he could not use his sharingan to create illusions any more.
Sakura knew given enough time Itachi would be just as good a ninja as he was with his eyes. His hearing and sense of smell would be ten times better. Itachi was very dangerous given the chance to be. Sakura however knew Itachi would not hurt her. Why would he? What reason would he have?
She was giving him freedom, giving him safety and a place to live. He didn't need anything else. He could do as he wished and he didn't have to die. Why would he leave the comfort of the life she offered to go live as a blind shinobi -a wanted, blind shinobi- else where?
" Sasuke come. I have many things to do, and many things to set up. If you will please come with me." She said and held out her hand in offering. He looked at it strangely. He took it oddly enough. What was he supposed to do refuse the Hokage's hand?
" Naruto, Kakashi, you are both of course welcome to use anything in my household you wish to. Be sure to clean up after you finish however. Leave your dirty clothes in the bathroom and I will return them as soon as I wash them." She smiled at them as if she hadn't just told them a s-class criminal was going to be living with her.
She pulled Sasuke by the hand out the door. Naruto and Kakashi stood in silence and shock.
" Kakashi-sensei?" Naruto asked, as if asking silently what they could do about this.
" Nothing Naruto. We can do nothing about it. Sakura knows what she is doing, and even if she is acting foolishly, she is Hokage and if the Elders are allowing Itachi, Uchiha out into our village then we must trust our leaders. "
Naruto wasn't sure he wanted to trust the Elders, but he trusted Sakura with his life. If she thought this was for the good, then so be it. He couldn't stop her even if he wanted to.
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" Are they letting Itachi out because he's blind? Or did he tell you what you wanted to know?" Sasuke asked as they walked through the town, in search for clothes and other things for Sasuke. He already felt like a bum for living with her, now she was going to pay for his things too?
" That is classified information Sasuke. I do not want it getting out about Itachi. If you still wish to see him I will take you to him soon. If Itachi wishes to see you. We will then tell you the details." Sasuke nodded. He decided then and there to see his brother after all.
He wanted to know what this was all about. Why would Kohona want someone who killed an entire clan on their streets? It didn't make sense. So he had to find out. He would go see him if Itachi wished it. He also sort of wanted to see him because it had been a while.
Since his anger, rage, and revenge left him, he no longer wanted Itachi dead, or himself for that matter. So what was really left? He and Itachi were the only Uchiha in existence. Itachi was also his only family left. He may have been the one to kill them all in the first place, but wasn't it better to have one person left then none?
So Sasuke would go see Itachi if Itachi wanted to see him. Itachi was his brother and before the massacre Sasuke had looked up to him.
" I'll go see him if he wants to see me." Sasuke said. Sakura smiled a little. It was progress of course. She didn't doubt about Sasuke. He didn't seem like he did before. He wasn't fueled by hatred. She could trust him with Itachi. She could always knock him out if he even tried anything anyway so what did it matter?
The only problem was being if Itachi's mental stability was at risk bringing Sasuke in to see him.
Itachi had been through so much trauma and pain. So much guilt and so much suffering. She didn't want Sasuke making it worse for him, though perhaps it would help Itachi to visit with Sasuke and explain what really happened. Ease some of Itachi's guilt.
Sakura wondered if the hate that Sasuke had felt for Itachi would turn to hate for the Elders who commanded Itachi to kill his clan in the first place. Given the Uchiha clan was going to bring an uprising and take over the village, they were not all bad. The Elders could have handled them selves better, but they were cowards and so they just got rid of the problem once and for all.
Sasuke glanced at Sakura she hadn't said anything, to what he decided, yet. He fidgeted next to her. She finally spoke in the silence between them, making him jump.
" I will ask him." She said. Sasuke let out a breath and nodded.
" Since you will be a civilian for two years, do you want to still get ninja clothing or would you prefer not to?" Good question.
" Ninja. I will still train when I can, and besides I am still a Ninja, I will be under your apprenticeship." She nodded. Very true.
" Very well then." She said and strode into a shop strictly for Ninja gear and apparel.
Sakura warned him to not get all dark clothes. If he was going to be a Medic he needed to wear white sometimes too. When in the hospital at least.
Over all they grabbed at least twelve different outfits, two pairs of shoes, gloves, socks, and of course under clothes. She bought him soap that did not smell like a female, and hair products that were also for men. So he would not smell like Sakura or a girl. She also grabbed things for Deidara and Itachi, even though she wasn't sure Deidara would be allowed to be set free.
When the shopping was through Sakura took Sasuke home and told him to put his things away.
She on the other hand went to the prison again. She would be back to train with Sasuke in a hour or so she told him. And with that she left him to himself again. Naruto and Kakashi long gone from her home.
End chapter:
Yep thats that chapter. How'd you like it? Pretty boring eh? Except maybe that part with Kakashi and his naked self lol. Yes fan girls are allowed to cheer now. See Neji was in the chapter, so was Itachi and Deidara. Granted it was not for a long time, they were still in it. ^^ Well please review.
Sasuke: I like being in the story a lot.
Kyo: I just bet you do.
Naruto: I was in it!
Kakashi: ICHA ICHA! WOOHOO!
Kyo: ( sweat drop) Yes Icha Icha.
Kakashi: why was I naked?
Kyo: Hum....for fluffy reasons?
Kakashi: I see....( ponders on the fluffiness)
Kyo: XD
Itachi: So I will see my foolish little brother soon then?
Kyo: yep hopefully next chapter.
Dei: Why was I asleep?! Yeah!
Kyo: Cause it amused me. The chapter wasn't really about you Dei it was more for Itachi.
Sasuke: And me!
Kyo: Sort of. The story is more of Sakura, Itachi thing. Not really romance, so far at least. She's with Dei right now. I don't really know where this is going to tell you all the truth.
Itachi: Thats comforting.
Kyo: Isn't it? ^^
Kyo: Sasuke is actually just in it to give the story dept. Deidara is in it to give the story fluffy! And cause Deidara is so Kawaii right? ^^'
Naruto: I'm in it cause it's my name for the show! And the Manga!
Kyo: Your right. What sort of Naruto story would it be with out even Naruto in it ne? ^^ So that is why Naruto gets to be in it, plus Kakashi cause everyone needs a little Icha Icha.
Sasuke: So why is Gai and Lee in it then?
Kyo: There not.
Sasuke: Tell that to them.
Gai and Lee:( Practicing their lines for up coming chapter.)
Kyo: Um guys....
Gai: Yes ever youthful Kyo-san!?
Lee: Kyo SENSEI!
Kyo: … Do your best for the next chapter. ( defeated )
Sasuke: (laughs) Can't even refuse two ninja in green spandex?
Kyo: keep laughing Sasuke, you'll get your payback at a very inconvenient time. ( grins wickedly.)
Sasuke: ( pales.)
Kyo: Review please!
Itachi: how can they review if you have yet to even post this?
Kyo: Well they can review when I publish it then!
Itachi: …..
Kyo: Later! Read the next chapter! ^^