Chapter two: Plan B
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A/N:Hey, we know our writing sucks, but we really don't care. We're just doing it for fun. So don't bash us for something stupid like writing when we're obviously just writing whatever the hell comes to mind.
After Bella had shut up, annoying even herself from the sound, she realized Edward had left the house and moved out... his stuff was gone.
So she immediately called Jacob because she felt she had no other option. Though she would get a far bigger surprise than she bargained for.
"Um, hello?"
"J-jacob? This is Bella... I just wanted to tell you-"
And then Bella heard a female voice, not quite unlike her own. (A/N:DUN DUN DUN!) "Jacob? Come back over to the bed... or I could come to youuuu."
"Bella? I'm...I'm kind of busy right now..."
"Busy...? Busy with-"
the female voice called again, "Jakey baby who's on the phone...?"
"Uh... N-"
"Jake...? are you with a-a girrrrrl?"
"Bella...Why'd you call?"
and it all came sputtering out, "Edward is gay! And he left me for some hawt Italian boy. I'm sooo alone. C-c-c-c-comfort meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
"Bella! Just calm down Say that again slowly. I didn't he-", and he interrupted himself with a noise Bella didn't expect to hear... a moan. And then his breath quickened and he tried to say, "uh... I'm a b-bit busy right now, c-can I call you later?". She Also heard female giggling in the background as she heard the phone hang up on her. And for the second time that day, Bella sounded like a dying whale.
….so she decided to pay Jake and the mystery woman a visit.
A/N: So, we the authors would just like to point out the subtle Mormon parts in Twilight.
The Alpha in the wolf pack is male
females don't get as much authority
female wolves were non existent until Leah