Chapter three: Field Trip
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A/N:Hey, we know our writing sucks, but we really don't care. We're just doing it for fun. So don't bash us for something stupid like writing when we're obviously just writing whatever the hell comes to mind.
Bella got into her newer car that upon entering she realized that Edward had gotten her this. After such a thought, this brought a hysterical cry to her gaping mouth which resembled that of a squawking bird. This sound continued to emit from her mouth as she traveled to Jacob's house.
After leaving the car, she hesitantly pressed her ear to the door only to find that she heard the squeaky sound of bed springs and questionable noises sounding peculiarly familiar. (A/N:Bella is an idiot. In her mind 2+2=fish. So even though you the reader obviously know what's going on right now, Bella doesn't).
Bella quietly opens the door, not making a sound. (A/N: the one thing she can do successfully with her sad excuse for a brain) And creeps across the floor, heading in the direction of the source of the noise.
What she see's in the bedroom, causes her to suddenly stop in her tracks. This also causes her too do a face plant.
Jacob found in bed with (A/N: As you all know...) RENESME, tangled in the sheets, in a way that makes Bella swallow a little bile. Then they realize they are not alone. Jacob startled wraps a sheet around his shamefully sexy body (A/N: What is there to be shameful about? :D) and turns a nice complimenting sheen of red.
"B-b-bella! We were just uh...Wrestling!" Renesme not embarrassed at all, sat up to exclaim, "There's nothing wrong with it, Mom knows what it is." And then she playfully says, " How do you think I got here?"
Bella, seeing the scene before her, let's her mouth drop seemingly to a impossible length and lets out a small dying squawk of anguish to accompany her 'deer in headlights' look. (A/N: Which really suits her bland face.)
Bella finding her really annoying whining voice manages to sputter out a single sentence, "J-jacob...I wanna give you a second chance. I just- I n-need... c-c-c-c-c-comfort meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I n-neeeed youuuuuuu."
A/N: So, we the authors would just like to point out the subtle Mormon parts in Twilight.
Even though it's technically not possible for vampires to procreate, Bella still has a child, like Mormon women are supposed to do.
Bella's power, is passive and only protects, but she still stands on the sidelines for the most part. She has no physical strength
The only female with an active power, was Kate, Tanya's sister, but it was more of a defense, because you had to be close.
Although Jane has a power that is very painful, it is all inside your mind. Therefore unable to actually hurt anyone.
Victoria's talent was to escape/to run away. Being forced to rely on James or some other male vampire to physically fight.