Chapter four: second chance?
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Jacob after hearing this realized, that his love for Bella was really real and that it was not just because she was going to bear the child of his imprint. Upon hearing this Renesme stormed out and Jacob and Bella were left to their day.
After having a two hour sob fest on Jake's shoulder, Bella's phone rang. Bella, not paying mind to the caller ID, instantly answered it.
"H-hellooo"
"Uh, Bella, it's Edward, I left my passion fruit soft skin lotion at our- well your- house. Are you gonne be there? I kind of want to pick it up now..."
Bella realizing her chance to strike back, took it. "Oh, Edward...I'm with Jake...on his bed right now."
"Oh really? That's so funny, because I'm with Tyler Crowley right now... d-do you remember him? He's the guy who almost crushed you flat with his van two years ago... how else do you think we bonded? We were just having se- a great time. So I'll come pick my passion fruit lotion up now. But congrats on Jake, that boy is fiiiiiiine. Bye."
"...okay, b-byeeeeeeeeeeeee." And thus was reduced into a sniveling pile of tears once more. So, in effort to comfort Bella, Jacob decided to distract her with other activities.
After said activities, Jacob confessed to Bella something she was dreading to hear.
"So, uh...you're terrible in bed and I'm going to get back together with Renesme now."
"No no no. n-n-not y-you tooooooooooooo." she whimpered. "Ju-just give me another chaaaance. My only experience is with a gaaaay man. P-practice makes p-p-perfect...mmm mmm ma mm maaaaa."
"No, I'm leaving Bella." Sprinting out the door into his wolf form.
For the third time in one day, Bella made a sound like a dying whale.