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Okay. So Cheyanne-Nicole gave me this profile because she didn't like her story(s). I APOLOGIZE IF YOU LOVED HER STORY! But you can yell in a PM (or review *wink wink* then i will gladly yell at her. But she's going through some tough stuff right now. Shes' discontinued her stories. I guess is the point.. el oh el.

Summary: So, as we all know Edward comes over allot, and humans have to eat. He complains allot about how bad the food smells. One day Bella gets tired of it and tells Edward to cook. Romance. Fluff. Humor. First Fic! Please tell me what you think!! One-Shot Sorta... R&R :D ExB

Previously:

"No, I'll stay." He said and took my hand and led me to the kitchen. "What's for dinner?" He asked.

I laughed at his childishness. "Spaghetti." I stated simply.


Edward nodded and smiled. I shook my head and laughed. "Go sit down, Edward." I said as I made my way to the stove to put a pot of water on to boil.

I started to hum a little melody as I walked around the kitchen. Every so often I would look over at Edward and see him smiling at me as a cooked. After I had the water at a boil I walked to the cabinet and took out the noodles, sauce, and mushrooms. I poured the noodles into the water. Then I pulled out another pot and started to pour the rest of the sauce into it.

I walked back to Edward and sat next to him as the food cooked. Edward smiled and pulled me to his lap and started to kiss up my jaw line. My breath got caught in my throat, and I closed my eyes. I slowly pushed Edward back.

"Eh… duh... ward..." I said breathlessly. "Stop." I said and pushed him back.

"Yes, Love?" Edward's velvet voice said.

"What if Charlie comes in?" I asked.

"Charlie's engulfed in the game." His voice said, since I haven' opened my eyes yet.

"Right.." I said. I'd momentarily forgotten about his ability to read minds. All of the sudden I felt Edward pull away and I sighed.

I pulled back and looked at him. "What's wrong?" I asked, and tilted my head.

Edward smiled. "Promise you wont get mad?"

I looked at him for a minute. "Mad? I can't make that, Promise."

He laughed and looked at me. "Fine…" He said and kissed my forehead before pushing my gently off his lap, and sat on the chair next to it.

I just stared at him. Several beats later Charlie walked in the room, but he continued, pretending that he wasn't there. "but ya, the Spaghetti sauce smells really, really bad. "

I rolled my eyes, and stood up angrily. Charlie took that cue to walk back out of the room without a word. "You think it smells bad?!" I asked loudly, but not loud enough to be considered a yell.

Edward, who was finding this funny, simply nodded his head and grinned.

I shook my head. That was it!!! "Edward, If it smells so bad, why don't you go home? Or even better yet..." I said as an idea was forming in my head.

I smirked when Edward phone started ringing. I snatched it from the table before him. I stared at it for a moment before clicking 'ignore' on the phone. I'd been Alice. She was probably warning him about my idea. Edward just stared at me for a moment.

"Yes, Love?" He said trying to use his eyes on me.

"I'll talk to Alice… and you get to cook Charlie's dinner." I smiled stood up. Walking quickly out of the kitchen and into the living room where Charlie was watching the game.

"Hey Charlie?" I asked.

He just moved his head slightly in acknowledgment.

I sighed and shook my head. "Edward's cooking dinner tonight. I hope you don't mind."

Charlie just waved his hand then jumped up and pumping his fist into the air as his team scored. I rolled my eyes and walked back into the kitchen. When I walked in, WHAT A SIGHT TO SEE! Edward was covered in tomato sauce and the kitchen was a disaster!

"Edward..." Was all I said and looked up at him.

el oh el.

I didn't get any reviews last chapter but i did get alerts so, I will try and continue this little one-shot thingy.
What did edward do to poor bella's kitchen, how will it be fixed?

Review and maybe you'll know. ;)

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