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Summary: So, as we all know Edward comes over allot, and humans have to eat. He complains allot about how bad the food smells. One day Bella gets tired of it and tells Edward to cook. Romance. Fluff. Humor. First Fic! Please tell me what you think!! One-Shot Sorta... R&R :D ExB
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Previously:
I sighed and shook my head. "Edward's cooking dinner tonight. I hope you don't mind."
Charlie just waved his hand then jumped up and pumping his fist into the air as his team scored. I rolled my eyes and walked back into the kitchen. When I walked in, WHAT A SIGHT TO SEE! Edward was covered in tomato sauce and the kitchen was a disaster!
"Edward..." Was all I said and looked up at him.
"Bella…" He said.
I placed my hand over my mouth and let out a giggle. "Aw. Eddie. What did you do?"
Edward turned a hard glare at me. "Don't laugh… I always see you putting things into the microwave and wanted to try that out…" He smiled, and shrugged his shoulders.
"Let me guess." I said and started to move slowly towards the counter. "The microwave blew up?"
Edward just nodded slowly. I looked up at his face and burst out laughing. It was just so funny. I couldn't help myself.
He looked at me for a minute the then smiled. "Belllaaa…" He said.
I just smiled and tilted my head slowly. "Yes, Love?" I mimicked his words with a grin.
"You wouldn't…." He trailed off suggestively.
As he was talking I looked down to my pocket where his phone was and smiled. "Wouldn't what?"
"Oh you know. The usual... Read… cook Charlie's dinner… Take pictures with my phone and send them to everyone on my contact list?!" He said.
I smirked lazily. "Oh I just might…" I said with a wicked grin.
Edward looked like he was about to attack me.
"Edward…" I said as I pulled out his phone. "You touch me and I will take pictures, faster than a vampire running in the woods."
Edward raised an eyebrow. "You wouldn't be able to move that fast."
"Try me." I said in a harsh tone.
He looked at me for moment and I just smiled back at him.
"Fine…" He said reluctantly.
"Now." I started. "I'll give you some pointers but I won't cook for you."
I could see his face light up slightly. Somehow I thought he was planning on making me mad just so he could cook. THAT LITTLE CREEP. Well, fine. I'll play this game. Edward smiled at me and came forward to kiss my forehead. I stepped back a few steps.
"Wha…?" He asked confused.
"No kisses till you cook the meal and get this mess cleaned up." I said with authority clearly ringing in my voice.
"But-" He started but I interrupted him. "No buts, Mister." He said and walked away like a puppy with its tail in between its legs. I laughed slightly as I imagined Jacob. I shook my head to clear my thoughts.
"Okay, First things first." I said as Edward turned to look at me still upset. "Aw... Eddie! Don't be that way…" I said.
Edward sighed slightly. "But... You called me, sister!"
I raised and eyebrow at Edward and let out a hollow laugh. "No, Edward, I said Mister. M-I-S-T-E-R. Mister!" I said laughing and my face turning red.
"Oh..." He mumbled.
I laughed and took a quick picture on his cell phone his head snapped up and he looked at me his eyes narrowed.
UH-OH!! Bad Bella. No PICTURES. ehehe
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