Tik Tok
Song by: Kesha
Characters: Squirrelflight
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Squirrelflight is in her den. Music starts to play.
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Brambleclaw- (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city(lets go)"
Puts on glasses and flags down a taxi.
"Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back"
Gets a bottle of Jack D. and swallows big gulp (while in taxi)and chokes.
"I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones"
Suddenly Leafpool jumps in with her and they both point to their toes, of which are painted a bright neon green, so bright it destroys taxi driver's eyes, and he SPONTAINOUSLY COMBUSTS!
Meanwhile Leafpool texts Brambleclaw:
You+Me=Bed
"Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy"
Pulls up to a rockin party and gulps more Jack D. and of course chokes her ass off.
Meanwhile Leafpool texts Brambleclaw:
Wanna cyber?
"Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no"
Both dances with beers in paws.
"ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here"
Squirrelflight digs through her pockets but cant find any money. So instead she grabs someone elses and drinks that.
"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"
A line of hot guys wait to catch a glimpse of her, then of course they see she's a cat and walk away.
Except one! Anyway…
"I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk"
So Squirrelflight hangs with him and they get drunk.
Meanwhile Leafpool texts Brambleclaw:
That feels nice
"Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us"
Suddenly po-po shows up and everybody gets arrested.
Meanwhile Leafpool texts Brambleclaw:
Mmm put it right there
Suddenly she gets a text back from Brambleclaw:
Who the hell is this?
So she texts back:
Brambleclaw?
She gets a response:
No! This is Icekit, you Dumbass. Who the hell are you? And what's CYBER?
Uh-oh.
"DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up"
Everybody lifts hands up….
Higher…
Higher…
Higher…
Everybody explodes.
Meanwhile somebody got a text:
Nvm, I know what cyber is now
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