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Okay. So Cheyanne-Nicole gave me this profile because she didn't like her story(s). I APOLOGIZE IF YOU LOVED HER STORY! But you can yell in a PM (or review *wink wink* then I will gladly yell at her. But she's going through some tough stuff right now. She's' discontinued her stories. I guess is the point... el oh el.

Summary: So, as we all know Edward comes over allot, and humans have to eat. He complains allot about how bad the food smells. One day Bella gets tired of it and tells Edward to cook. Romance. Fluff. Humor. First Fiction! Please tell me what you think!! A one shot sort of. R&R :D ExB

I took some of the tomato sauce that just happened to be laying on the counter, on the tip of my finger. I looked at Edward.

"I'd stop laughing if I was you."

I could have sworn I hear Edward gulp. Eward grinned mischievously at me. I grinned back and raised an eye brow. "Can I help you?" I asked innocently.

Edward just grinned, "No, Love. Not at all. I"ll just start with the cleaning…" He started to back away.

For some reason my body told me not to trust him. I watched him closely giggling. The next thing I knew, SPLAT! On my forehead, enough for me to slip on some spaghetti and slip. I landed on my butt and looked up. As it turned out Edward grabbed a meatball from the spaghetti bowl.

"You...I...WAR," I roared standing up quickly. Everything happened then extremely fast. We were all hiding behind our chair, which we were using for shields. The table had been pushed to the side allowing room for our miniature war that I had proclaimed.

A meatball came hurdling at me but I was ready and hit it away with another. I grabbed a fistful on tomatoes and started aiming them. All sorts of food was thrown at me but each time it was about to hit me I would try and duck. Some things hit me not many.

I looked across at Edward who was staring at me mischievously. He stood up as I was and ran over to me at human speed. Before I could react he forced me around and wrapped his arms around my waist. Usually I would be content but at this moment I was struggling with all my might to get away from my boyfriend. He lifted me slightly and walked over to the middle of the kitchen and let me go. I was lost a first but I grinned.

"Very Nice" He muttered.

"But I always win," Edward said and bent down to kiss me quickly on the mouth. By the time he we pulled away we were both gasping for air.

"Charlie's coming." He said and quickly pulled away.

I know that was SUPER short chapter I know! I super sorry but its all I could think of!

Thank you to all my reviewers and favorites. I need some help though. I don't know what to do, next? Should I just End it here? I mean, yea, one more chapter of them cleaning up and stuff then done? Help!

-Every rose has its thorn Ox.