Disclaimer: me not owns *sighs*
Warning: perversion crack and random stuff?
A/N: did you know that Yamamoto is written with kanji 'mountain' and 'base' or at leat I assume so O-o. and I know its wrong to assume this but while we are at it Yoshi means 'good luck' and Tsuna means 'Tuna' ( I know it's the wrong kanji) but in that way doesn't Tsu-kun's name translate as 'lucky tuna?'
And since it is my interview I mainly talk about crap concerning my stories and w/e goes into my little mind when I go down to write this. Shameless self-promo I know
Stony: Hello and welcome our guest – the baseball loving, swordsman extraordinary Yamamoto Takeshi!
Yamamoto: *walks in smiling and waving at the massive cheering* haha hi
Stony: So Yamamoto, care to tell how's life working out for you?
Yamamoto: pretty good. We jut got back from that weird simulation thingy and our lives got back to normal. Haha. I'm happy I can play baseball again.
Stony & Hieko: *sweat drops*
Stony: um, Yamamoto, that wasn't a simulation
Yamamoto: *smiles and looks all confused* what do you mean?
Stony: =_= never mind… Anyways, you have been a huge help in 'Do you know what a kiss means?' and as well as in Hormones. Did you enjoy your parts or would you like to change some?
Yamamoto: Well in Hormones I didn't really get to do anything *laughs* but it was fun to play with everyone. Even though Hibari kept on starring me all weird *laughs some more* and he didn't talk to me at all
Hieko: does he to talk to anyone?
Stony: Yama, did you read the script?
Yamamoto: script?
Stony: *palm-face* never mind
Hieko: Hibari was starring at you because he wanted to –censored-you again but he was still hurt that you laughed in the middle during the first time
Yamamoto: *laughs* he's still mad about that?
Stony and Hieko: huh?
Yamamoto: *laughs* I was so happy back then that I just ended up laughing and he got all mad and hit me and left *smiles a bit sadly* and he sort of ignores me…um…stony?
Stony: *crawled her way to Yamamoto and looks straight into his eyes* Yamamoto Takeshi you slept with Kyo-danna, when? How come I didn't know that?
Yamamoto: haha, nothing really happened.
Hieko: *hits stony over the head sending her to the ground from the couch* go back to your seat
Stony: ow meanie *goes sits behind her desk and starts twirling a pencil around*
Hieko: During the production of 'Do you know what a kiss means?' you were doing what in the staffroom?
Stony: huh? What?
Hieko: you where to busy to notice, because you were scolding Reborn, but those two spent half an hour in the staffroom and Hibari came out frustrated with random bite marks and Yamamoto was glowing.
Stony: I thought those were make up
Hieko: they weren't
Stony: …
Hieko: ….
Yamamoto: *smiles*
Stony: *turns to Yamamoto* what on earth did you do?
Yamamoto: huh?
Stony: *twitch* during DYKWAKM production! What did you and Kyo-danna do?
Yamamoto: oh then *smiles* well you see I was eating some sushi when Hibari came in and startled me and I dropped the bit onto his chest. 8smile turns to an innocent grin* and I wanted to help t wipe it off but there were not towels around so I just picked it up with my mouth since my fingers were all sticky. Hibari got a bit unsteady and I tried to support him, but somehow we needed up falling on the ground *laughs awkwardly* that was embarrassing.
Stony: And? That doesn't explain the bite marks.
Yamamoto: *laughs* well I fell in-between Hibari's legs and he whimpered so I thought I hurt him since I'm pretty heavy. But then I felt something hard poke me. Hibari somehow got all hard. It must be the cold air since he only wore that thin yukata and the studio was chilly. *grins* so I helped him take care of it, because it was faster that way and we were being a bit late to the shooting.
Stony:*snaps pencil*
Hieko: *stares*
Stony: Yama, that's called molestation
Yamamoto: huh? Guess, when I look back at it, it seems like that *laughs*.
Stony: *sweat drops* but that doesn't explain the bite marks!
Hieko: oh, maybe it was make up *shrugs*
Stony: *head-desks* Anyway, in DYKWAKM you bring Tsu-kun to Reborn and pretty much are the hero of the day.
Yamamoto: haha, yeah it was fun even though the old lady looked a bit scary. The plane ride was fun and I got to spend the entire day with Tsuna *grins*
Stony: Glad you liked it, since I don't pay you guys… And now it's time for the reader letters. Yes I actually got a review a.k.a. a reader's letter *hugguls the paper* Its from oXo-yellow-rose-violinist-oXo and she asks "I realize that you've made the 9th-11th form of Shigure Souen Ryu so what
happens to the next 2 generations?". *blinks then looks at Yamamoto* you know she or he is right. That was a bit selfish…
Yamamoto: um? Haha, I guess I got carried away. And then in the future I sort of needed to upgrade my swordsman-ship to help the others out.
Stony: A lot good that did to you . judging by the fact that you got defeated by a wall. And what happens to the next two generations? Did you even plan on passing the style on?
Yamamoto: hi… maybe somewhere later in the future…haha and it doesn't really matter, they can create their own variation like my father did.
Stony: Yamamoto you actually sound smart…
Yamamoto: *grins*
Hieko: *irks* how much can one boy smile?
Stony: ehm, anyways one last question. How could you get defeated by a wall?
Yamamoto: eh?
Stony: during Genkishi battle. You were all awesome and kickass and then pulled a Tsuna and ran into a wall.
Yamamoto: oh that, haha, yeah it was pretty embarrassing.
Stony: and?
Yamamoto: *tilts head to the side and looks confused* huh?
Stony: anything else on the topic?
Yamamoto: *shrugs*
Stony: *sweat drop* o…k… Well we are done for tonight. Thank you for coming and hope to see you soon. Give a round of applause to Yamamoto Takeshi.
Yamamoto: *grins* it was fun
Stony: see you next time as we interview the natural uke- Tsuna-kun and a mystery guest as well!
-Cameras turn off-
Stony: Yama, do you want to go eat cake?
Hieko: *appears behind stony and looms over her emitting evil aura* you have stories to write *drags stony out*
Stony: T_T nuuu, save me Yama
Yamamoto: smiles and waves* bye, have fun!