Stony: Hello again *smiles widely* today we have the next Vongola boss that doubles as a permanent torture object. Please welcome the ever klutz Sawada-Tsuna-Tsunayoshi!
Tsuna: *walks out and sits down awkwardly as the audience goes in to 'aww he's so cute, like a lost puppy' mode* Hi…
Stony: *smiles* we don't bite…
Hieko: …hard
Tsuna: *gulps* um…
*A girl suddenly bangs the door to the set open*
Rose: *laughs sheepishly* Umm, hi… sorry about that… I'm not normally a late person… I just had to sort some things out… Anyway, I'm Rose by the way…
Stony: *looks over at Rose and grins* Oh yeah we have a mystery host too. Please everyone welcome the awesome Rose! *audience claps and cheers* So Tsuna, you head most of my stories and are currently in a life-long contract to suffer my abuse. You play pretty important roles (obviously). And you got really good reviews, in other words people love you.
Tsuna: Yeah, but it was hell.
Stony: How so?
Tsuna: First of all I don't like guys and you made me go through all that touching and other stuff *shudders* and then Reborn kept on torturing me and forced me to train both on and off camera and then he raped me…twice!
Rose: *looks at Tsuna with sympathy* you poor guy… That must have been like going to hell and back several times.
Stony: *brings out Kleenex just in case and starts chewing on a cookie*
Hieko: well he hadn't had any sex ever since he turned to a baby so that's expected
Tsuna: But why me? And I thought Baby Reborn was bad. This one is an evil pervert!
Rose: *nods in agreement*
Hieko: It was because you were the closest thing to a female at that point
Tsuna: Which part of me looks like a girl? Why do people keep on saying I look like a girl…
Rose: *opens mouth to formulate an answer but pauses* I have no clue, your eyes perhaps?
Stony: *furrows brow* um, Tsuna but he only forces you once in DYKWAKM
Tsuna: He did it again in the staffroom *flails arms around in frustration* … *blushes*
Rose: o.o…Okay….*seriously creeped out by the perverted Reborn*
Hieko: that's why I told you not to eat the muffins
Rose: What does that have to do with anything?
Hieko: the icing wasn't exactly icing…
Stony: O_O
Hieko: Stony?
Stony: …
Tsuna: Stony-san?
Stony: DO YOU GUYS EVEN KNOW WHAT A STAFFROM IS FOR? COULDN'T YOU FIND A BLOODY CLOSET OR SOEMTHING? AND IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT FOR GETTING JUMPED!
Tsuna: Hiiee!... B-but I didn't do anything!
Stony: psht yeah, with those take-my-virginity eyes you should be happy you can still walk afterwards.
Tsuna: *turns crimson*
Stony: *grumbles*
-really really awkward silence-
Rose: Awkward much…
-crickets chirp in the background-
Tsuna: Stony-san can I ask you something?
Stony: *glares* out with it
Tsuna: H-how did you make Reborn an adult?
Hieko: …
Stony: …
Hieko: Yes, how did you do that?
Stony: ~kufufu~ a fangirl has her ways
Tsuna &Hieko: *sweat drops*
Rose: *blinks* Didn't you use the sacred power known as imagination?
Stony: Shuh, don't tell them that*suddenly beams A Yamamoto like grin* In MGB you got to 'control' Reborn a bit
Tsuna: it was really embarrassing with all those people staring and Reborn kept on fondling me *shudders* I kept messing up too…
Stony: Yeah that was hellish, worst idea ever. And Reborn molests you just because he is evil and mean like a certain somebody *eyes Hieko* By the way, Tsu-kun I always wanted to ask, do you eat Tuna?
Tsuna: yeah why?
Stony: isn't that like cannibalism?
Tsuna &Hieko: O-O
Rose: *stifles laughter*
Stony: I mean people call you Tsuna which means Tuna, so they call you tuna as in a fish and you eat tuna-fish, thus you eat your own species.
Tsuna &Hieko: …
Hieko: idiot *hits stony over the head*
Stony: T_T meanie
Rose: *gives Stony an ice pack*
Stony: *takes the ice pack and pushes 'the host only' cookie box towards Rose* thankies
Hieko: *smirks the 'Reborn-is-up-to-something-so-you-will-suffer-soon- smirk* what was that?
Tsuna & Stony: *on reflex* Hieeee
Rose: *blinks again*
Tsuna: She's like Reborn
Stony: Worse
Hieko: *glares*
Stony: *pales* ehm time for reader letters. Well I only got two, one is from our lovely Rose and the other is from Kajune. Thank you for reviewing *sparkles gleefully* I love reviews anyway on with the letter:
Oh? Quite an interesting story. Yamamoto Takeshi hmm? I wonder who else will become your victim. Kufufu.
Yay you like the story. And as for victims I'm planning to lure all of them into my trap. Kukuku… Or until I get bored with this lol.
Stony: So I hope you enjoyed this Tsu-kun and I'll see you on the set of Comptine d'un autre ete
Tsuna: *groans*
Stony: see you in our next installment where we will interview Kyo-da… I mean Hibari Kyouya!
Rose: One of my all time favorite characters! ^-^
Stony: Really? Mine too! Thank you to our 'wiling' guest Tsuna and the lovable co-host guest star person Rose!
Rose: You're welcome! *smiles in a Reborn-like manner* Ciao!