A/N: Okay, so I got a LOT of emails requesting that the other characters sing their songs too, so I thought *shrug* why not? There will probably two or three in a chapter, I haven't actually worked that out yet, so here goes!
Disclaimer: I do not the Mortal Instruments or any of Cassandra Clare's amazing characters, but if I did, that would be amazingly, amazing!
Chapter 2
"Okay, I'm next," said Simon as he jumped onto the stage. Alec had sunk back into his seat, and was clearly completely and totally embarrassed by the song Isabelle had chosen for him.
"Can I pick?" Isabelle asked as she started to scroll through the list of songs. Simon shrugged.
"Do your worst," he said with a small smile. She smiled slightly at that, and then clicked okay on a song that she had just heard the other day.
"I think you'll like this one Simon," she said innocently. He paused, waiting for the music to start.
The music started with an electric guitar, and then the singing came…
"Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
I guess I just lost my boyfriend
I don't know where he went
So I'm gonna spend my money
I'm not gonna pay his rent
I got a brand new attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I'm gonna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna start a fight
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simps
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
At least he'll knows how to sing
What if this song's on the radio?
Somebody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trouble
My ex will start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
He's gonna start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Yeah, he's gonna get in a fight
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
You weren't there, you never were
You want it all but that's not fair
I gave you life, I gave my all
You we're there, you let me fall
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight…"
Simon stopped and then smiled brightly, flowing into an elegant bow.
"I'll now take requests for autographs," he said happily. Jace rolled his eyes with a laugh.
"Even if you had talent, no one would want your signature vampire," he scoffed. Simon shrugged as he jumped from the stage and flopped into his seat.
"We'll see who's laughing when I get my first MTV award Lightwood," he said with a smirk. Jace frowned, "and if you think you can do better, then by all means." Simon motioned to the stage with a smirk. Jace smiled.
"I will," he said simply. He jumped onto the stage without making a sound and picked the mic up, "Okay Izzy, start one up." She smiled as she scrolled down to a song.
"Perfect," she whispered happily.
The music started with the same kind of electric guitar, and was quickly followed up by drums, then:
"Ooh, baby don't you know I suffer?
Oh, baby can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretenses
How long before you let me go?
Ooh, you set my soul alight
Ooh, you set my soul alight
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(Ooh, you set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(Ooh, you set my soul)
I thought I was a fool for no one
But ooh, baby I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth?
Ooh, you set my soul alight
Ooh, you set my soul alight
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(Ooh, you set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(Ooh, you set my soul)
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(Ooh, you set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
(Ooh, you set my soul)
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole…"
Simon snorted as he held in a laugh.
"Wow…I had no idea you liked screamo," he said nonchalantly. Jace glared at him as he threw the mic at Isabelle and threw himself into his chair.
"Izzy, that was evil," he said simply. She laughed lightly and nodded.
"I know….but you loved it," she said with a shrug. She looked over at Simon curiously before shrugging again.
"And it's not really screamo," she said simply. He rolled his eyes.
"I think Clary should be next," he said simply. Isabelle shrugged as she tossed the mic to her. Clary fumbled with it, thankfully it didn't hit the floor.
"Me?" she asked with a squeak, "No, I really can't sing," she said seriously. Jace smiled as he stood and proceeded to drag her onto the stage.
"Come on Clary, we went, it's your turn," he said amusedly. Clary shook her head as she dug her heels in, but to no avail.
"Magnus hasn't gone yet!" she yelled stubbornly as Jace picked her up and placed her on the stage. Magnus laughed from his seat next to Alec.
"Ladies first," he insisted with another chuckle. Alec held in a laugh at the implications of that statement. Apparently he wasn't the only one who caught it because Jace was glaring daggers at the still chuckling warlock.
"But I-"
"Don't worry Clary, I'll pick an easy one for you," Isabelle reassured her. Clary swallowed hard, but nodded as she clutched the mic to her.
"Fine…nothing to bad Isabelle, okay?" she asked as she watched the list scroll by quickly. Isabelle smirked as she quickly pressed okay, and watched the screen turn blue.
"You'll love it," she said happily. Clary nodded as drums played for a second before the words started, and with the words, a quick forming blush, that went from her face to her toes:
"I want everybody to stop what they're doing!
Now if you know you're with somebody you're
gonna take the hotel room tonight, make some
noise!
Meet me at the hotel room…
Meet me at the hotel room…
Meet me at the hotel room…
Meet me at the hotel room…
Meet me at the hotel room…
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room.
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room.
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room.
We at the hotel, motel, holiday inn!
We at the hotel, motel holiday inn!
We at the hotel, motel holiday inn!
We at the hotel, motel holiday inn!
We at the hotel, motel holiday inn!
She like that freaky stuff, 2 and the O, 1 in the
eye, that kinky stuff, you nasty, but I like your
type and like T.I.'s, whatever you like. Bring
your girls, whatever the night, your man just
left, I'm the plump of the night, let me check
your pipes, oh, you're the healthy type. Well,
here goes some egg whites. Now gimme that
sweet, that nasty gushy stuff, let me tell you
what we gon' do. 2 + 2, I'm gonna undress
you. Then we're gonna go 3 and 3 you gon'
undress me. Then we're gon' go 4 and 4, we
gon' freak some more, but first!
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room.
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room.
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room.
After party in the hotel lobby,
then we off to the room like vroom, with the
grills in yo mouth trippin' up yo blouse, and pull
that g-sting down south uuu! OK shawty, 1's a
company, 2's a crowd, and 3's a party. A girl
ain't with it, I got somebody, in my nature she's
naughty. Now gimme that sweet, that nasty
gushy stuff. Lemme tell you what we gon' do, 2 + 2, I'm gon' undress you! Then we gon' go 3 and
3, you gon' undress me. Then we gonna go 4 and 4, we gon' freak some more! But first...
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room.
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room.
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at
the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends
and meet me at the hotel room…"
Clary lowered the mic and buried her head in her hands.
"Thanks Isabelle," she muttered as she stepped from the stage. Isabelle clutched at her stomach as she tried to stop her laughing.
"I'm sorry Clary *gasp* I couldn't help it," she managed to get out before laughing again. Clary rolled her eyes as she handed over the mic and sat next to Jace.
"It wasn't that bad," he said with a small smirk. She groaned as she shook her head and closed her eyes.
"I hate that song," she muttered. Jace smirked.
"It was good…although I wish you would tell me before you go to the hotel to do it with a bunch of girls," he said seriously. Clary's head shot up and she wacked him on the arm.
"Jace!" she hissed, now completely mortified. His lip pulled up into a smirk as Isabelle brought her laughter under control.
Magnus sighed as he stood in a flurry of sparkles.
"Honestly, I suppose I have to do everything around here," he mumbled. He untied the cloak from his neck and let it float into Alec's lap. "Watch it for me?" he asked with a wink. Alec merely smirked before rolling the cloak up and holding it in his lap. "I'm up Isabelle," he said simply. She smiled as she tossed him the mic. She took a deep breath, and nodded, the laughter almost completely gone now.
"This should be interesting," she said amusedly as she started to scan through the songs. Magnus flounced up to her and grabbed the remote.
"Sorry dear, I pick my own songs," he said simply. He scrolled through the list at a dangerous speed and pressed the button almost immediately. Isabelle frowned as he tossed the remote back to her.
"What did you pick?" she asked confusedly. Magnus smirked as he jumped onto the stage.
"Why, only one of the best mundane singers to date," he said with a laugh. Alec rolled his eyes, but couldn't help but smile. Magnus smiled as his heated gaze rested on Alec. "This is purely for you," he said with a wink. The blush sprang right to life, and Alec could only scowl. Magnus laughed.
The drums started up, making Magnus's smile grow even more:
"This was never the way I planned, not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you caught my attention
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick!
I kissed a girl just to try it!
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it!
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it!
I liked it!
No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter
You're my experimental game, just human nature
It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave
My head gets so confused, hard to obey!
I kissed a girl and I liked it!
The taste of her cherry chapstick!
I kissed a girl just to try it!
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it!
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it!
I liked it!
Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
It ain't no big deal, it's innocent
I kissed a girl and I liked it!
The taste of her cherry chapstick!
I kissed a girl just to try it!
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it!
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it!
I liked it!"
Magnus finished with another wink in Alec's direction. Isabelle smirked as he stepped from the stage and handed her the mic.
"Nice," she said quietly as he made his way back to his seat. He smirked.
"I know," he said with a shrug. She rolled her eyes as she began to turn the machine off. Alec stood, cleared his throat and handed Magnus his cloak back. "Thank you," he said as he tied it back into place. Alec merely nodded. Magnus smirked as he grabbed Alec's chin.
"Don't worry my dear shadowhunter, I promise never to kiss a girl…ever," he said with a smile. Alec blushed brightly as Magnus leaned in and kissed him deeply.
A/N: Soooooooo, what did everyone think? I hope the songs all lived up to your expectations! I realize it was a little strange for some of the characters (ie. Clary), but I couldn't resist! ^-^ Here is the list below.
Simon: "So What" by: Pink
Jace: "Supper Massive Black Hole" by: Muse
Clary: "Hotel Room Service" by: Pitbull
Magnus: "I Kissed A Girl" by: Katy Perry
A/N: I'm thinking of doing a purely Magnus/Alec chapter…what do you think?