This chapter is brought to you by: Teen boredom. The summer holidays have just started and we have nothing to do.
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto. We own ourselves, and we joint-own Mike. He's based on a real chicken from history (google it), but we changed him a bit. And this Mike is a lot bigger.
"I know how to save you! Drink back your blood." Linda informed me cheerily.
"WHAT THE HELL?" I yelled, springing into an upright position.
"Just do it already!" Linda snapped, glaring at me. (Apparently Linda doesn't snap, but I beg to differ ^^) (Ow she punched me! T-T)
Itachi glared at me. So I glared back. And we stayed in mutual, um...glaringness for awhile. Then he blinked and stood up.
I grinned, "I win!"
Linda started to strangle me, and yelled "ME WON, NOT YOU. LIAR!"
"Ow OW! Fine you win!" I gasped, trying to pry her hands from my neck.
"Violence will kill you!" Linda smirked at me.
Itachi just shook his head at our randomness. 'What the hell did I do to deserve this...' He wondered, sighing inwardly.
"You kidnapped us, jerkwad. And it's only gonna get worse from here." I sighed happily, and took out a muffin.
"Did he kidnap us?" Linda asked.
"Well, I assume so. He did put us in a bag."
"Oh, right. I thought we were going to a picnic."
"Yeah, 'cause people usually knock you out and put you in sacks when you're going to a picnic," I replied sarcastically.
"A SURPRISE picnic."
"Oh. Okay then. Itachi, why are you still here?"
Itachi shrugged. "Just so you two could reap the benefits of having my awesome presence near you."
I stared at him. "That was so OOC."
"YOU PERV!" Linda screamed, pointing a finger at Itachi.
Itachi just shook his head and walked off, wondering how I read his mind earlier.
(Me: MWAHAHAHA I am so awesome!
Linda: *punches me* shut up and get back to the story!)
As soon as he was out of sight, we threw a massive party in celebration of his leaving. Unfortunately, he came back 5 minutes later. And he was not a happy bunny.
"Why am I back? I thought I was going to get ramen..."
"It's Fiona's fault. She made you come back. I was enjoying my party, there's no booze but I'm still a happy kitty."
"Whatever. I'm going now," He glared at me "And DON'T make me come back this time." He walked off. (Again)
And just as I was about to call him back, Linda choked me. Because she's like that.
"Not my fault, if you provoke me. I love violence, anyway."
Linda began to choke me with her snake as her hands were tired. Soon my face was bright red from lack of oxygen. She stopped 5 minutes later, as an ice-cream van appeared.
"ICE-CREAM, GET YOUR ICE-CREAM HERE-" Mike's* calls were cut off though, as Linda wrote his name in her awesome shinigami-notebook...
*Mike the human-sized chicken
I know it's short T-T. But the next chapter is longer, I promise!
P.S. For those who don't know, if you write some-one's name in a Shinigami notebook, they die XP
It's in Death Note…