This chapter is brought to you by: Teenage Embarrassment.
Linda mentioned The Village People when we were walking to my house, so I started singing 'Macho Man' and then this fat guy walked past us. It was embarrassing -_-'
Linda: But hilarious!
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, etc. We own the kamooshka though.
"Why does everyone hate me?" Fiona was being emo, and so was sitting in the emo corner. Sasuke had locked himself in the airing closet, because Fiona had kicked him out of his corner.
"I don't hate you," Linda said comfortingly. " I just want to kill you."
"Hey! Why do you want to kill me anyway? You're my best friend!"
-THE REASON WHY LINDA WANTS TO KILL FIONA -
-Flashback-
One day in Fiona's house, when Fiona was downstairs (getting us drinks) the hedgehog of doom, Chuckles (who, by the way, was born in October of 2004 and has a very small knife hidden in his spikes for insurance) told Linda that: "I bet that I will kill Fiona before you do."
"WTF? YOU F*CKING FUDGING PIN CUSHION! I WILL KILL HER BEFORE YOU DO. IT'S VERY OBVIOUS, YOU ********************" Linda yelled.
NOW IT'S TIME FOR: "GUESS THAT SWEAR WORD!" FIRST UP IS FIONA.
"Um..."
"NOPE. NEXT!"
"But-"
"ALSO WRONG. NEXT! There's no-one else...so send in your entries!"
-Flashback Over-
Itachi answered "'Cause everyone else is cunning except you!" And he walked off. "And you make me walk off all the time! And shouldn't I get a raise?"
"NO FUDGING WAY!" Fiona yelled.
"AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU SAY FUDGING ALL THE FUDGING TIME?"
(Itachi : I didn't say that!
Linda: Yes you did! I'll get my lawyer to sue you!)
"Because it's awesome, that's why." Fiona took out a giant bar of fudge, and was about to give it to Linda when...Linda started mocking her. So she gave it to Deidara instead.
"You gave it to the he-she? I'm so insulted; this is the worst thing ever!"
(She's not even being sarcastic…)
Fiona stuck her tongue out at Linda and ran behind Deidara as hundreds of kunai suddenly came flying towards her. But just as Linda was about to kill Itachi (again) a giant kamooshka started to attack her.
Will Linda get her fudge? Will Fiona survive all the cunningness? And what the heck is a kamooshka? Find out in the next chapter of "The Shinigami and the Shinobi"!
(Fiona: Yay! We did a cliffhanger! *Hi-fives Linda* I hate cliff-hangers, but who cares? We tortured the audience!
Linda: So does Francis. Now they will come after us with pitchforks and flaming torches! *gasp* let's bring marshmallows!
Fiona: Mmmm marshmallows... And don't ask how Itachi came back to life. He just did, because he sucks like that. Just die already! *stabs Itachi*
Linda: Here comes the depression... See ya in the next chapter...and review please!)