This chapter is brought to you by - My Xbox Gold Membership expiring today :( now we have no online multiplayer privileges *sniffle*
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, we own the kamooshka.
Recap: Fiona went emo, gave Deidara some fudge, was mocked by Linda and was not cunning like everyone else in this story (So far). Deidara was used as a human shield and Linda was attacked by a giant kamooshka.
"NOOOO!" Fiona screamed, leaping onto the kamooshka's back and tackling it to the ground in slow motion. Unfortunately, (since she was doing it in slow motion) the kamooshka saw her coming and moved out of the way. So Fiona ended up with a mouth-full of dirt (which was not tasty) and a bruised knee (which was painful).
Fortunately for Linda, this had distracted it, so she leapt onto its back and began to eat it. Because a kamooshka is a (very tasty) cookie monster!
– 5 MINUTES LATER –
The kamooshka was gone and Linda was sipping on a can of diet coke.
"Where's the kamooshka?" Deidara pondered. He didn't ponder for long, as at that precise moment, Linda kicked him in the nuts and took back her fudge, hi-fiving Fiona on the way. Because she's cool like that.
(Linda: Thank you. I know ^_^
Fiona: *rolls eyes* and so modest too...
Linda: *mock slap*
Fiona: Well, since that wasn't a painful slap, I'm okay. *goes back to typing*)
So there was a happy ending.
– END OF FANFIC –
NOT. We're not dead yet! ;)
See y'all in the next chapter!