Chat Taco
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1: where is 1.5! Why did she go missing with the other seven idiots!
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God: we are missing eight of them now?
AquaLove: its bad if you can't even keep track! Usernames of the missing: Creeptastic, blue-kitten, scythe, Yamminator, BlindPowa!, Demented-scientist, OOO!, and 1.5 .
Batman: too bad...it really is too bad. Oh, wait, no its not because all of them are trash! With their stupid messes and laundry and cooking and I do have my own life you know! Yet I get stuck babysitting and doing chores and cooking food and pest control and all OF YOU ARE TRASH!
1: he's gone off the deep end again.
AquaLove: someone get bat-brain a chill pill.
Batman: I am BATMAN! Do you hear me! BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN! Learn it you moronic trash! I am batman! Its right there! In my username! Yet your just such a stupid piece of trash that you FAIL! YOU HEAR ME AQUALOVE! YOU FAIL!
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Masochist: Calm yourself batman! Calm….
God: … he works too hard
Batman: works too hard? ARE YOU FRICKEN KIDDEN ME? WORKS TOO HARD IS AN UDERSTA-GJDMKJHBB BNFjhjnmm gnm.,…..
1: ….. Did he just disappear?
Batman: I'm better now. I'm fine, completely fine… thank you for that masochist, oh and if you ever hit me again I swear I will kill you.
Masochist: no problem!
AquaLove: Batty you still owe me my eyeliner….
Batman: she's next..
Masochist: k…
God: …what is going on?
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Timekeeper: that is what I'd like to know…
AquaLove: hey I think I know, well at least I have an idea…
Masochist: move quickly!
Batman: NOW!
AquaLove: its them-dgjhsekgh-ITS Ba-hvglahgdjdjnkdj bdfhjkhuasglh…
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1: ….its moving faster…..
God: how is this happening!
Masochist: eh!
Timekeeper: this is…..eerie
Batman: don't talk like an old man.. I am the mature one of this group
1: I believe I have the cooler demeanor…
Batman: no one is cooler than me…..NO ONE…..
Masochist: alright! Next target acquired!
Batman: this is going so much better than I hoped it would….
God: batman I do hope you're talking about breakfast….
Batman: no, you fool, I'm talking about something much grander…
God: lunch?
Batman: Grrrrrrrr…..
Masochist: ready! Lets move in….
Batman: sigh
1: about what AquaLove said, I think she was trying to say that it was Ma-jkhzgklskfhglksjxn b,mc…
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Timekeeper: its moving so fast! What is this mystery kidnapper?
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Sunshine: Anyone else hear that shouting? Or see someone dragging a body down the hallway? Anyone?
Timekeeper: be quiet you stupid captive!
God: yes, do shut up, we have serious matters here and we don't need your unneeded squawking
Batman: whew, that one was kinda hard….
Masochist: yeah, heavy too!
Sunshine:… I was just saying that I saw Ulquiorra dragging a body down the hallway…
Timekeeper: I do believe we said for you to be quiet! We are trying to find out who is behind the kidnappings!
God: who could it be?
Timekeeper: perhaps it is…..no it couldn't be….well, actually…..no….no…well…maybe….sorta…yes…or….not…kinda…it…might be….
Batman: get him before he points the finger!
Masochist: what finger?
Batman: just get him! NOW!
Masochist: don't yell at me! You'll make me cry…
Batman: *sigh* I'm sorry, just please…..
Timekeeper: perhaps it's….no…actually….
Masochist: *sniffle* fine.
Timekeeper: that's it! Its Ba-SHHHHUJKLMJHDDDg-…
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Sunshine: it could only be Batman and Masochist!
Batman: unless its you….
Sunshine: me?
Masochist: yeah your not even one of us! Its easy to blame you!
God: Batman! Dispose of the captive!
Batman: right away! Happy to oblige! Anything for Aizen-sama!
Sunshine: WAIT BUT ITS THEM! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT IT'S THE-….
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Batman: victory is so close
Masochist: yes…..so very VERY close
Batman: mwaha
Masochist: Hehehe
Batman: Mwahahaha
Masochist: Hehehehehehe
God: am I safe now?
Batman&Masochist: NOT EVEN CLOSE! VICTORY IS OURS!
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Batman: finally we rule the world! All others are bound, gagged, and stored in gin's closet.
Masochist: yes! Now we are supreme rulers!
Batman: haha yeah
Masochist: hehehe….yup
Batman: supreme….
Masochist: rulers…..
Batman: I'm bored.
Masochist: yeah, what do you want to do now?
Batman: Give Blue-kitten cat-nip?
Masochist: Sounds fun!
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