This chapter is brought to you by: Ice-skating! We went today and it was fun =)

Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, we own ourselves and the kamooshka.

Recap: Linda killed the kamooshka, took back her fudge, kicked Deidara in the nuts and was cool. Deidara got his fudge stolen by Linda and was kicked in the nuts. Fiona was hi-fived and distracted the kamooshka.

At that precise moment, Pein came out. Just in time to see Linda kick Deidara...well- you know where.

He glared at us for a moment. "Okay. Who are you, and what the HELL are you doing to Deidara?"

"We could ask you the same question." I said, narrowing my eyes. Soon they were so narrow, they were closed. Alarmed, I opened them again.

"Jeez, I really need to learn the difference between narrowing my eyes and blinking in slow motion..."

Pein stared at us as Linda punched my arm.

"Owie T-T"

Linda ignored me and turned to Pein. "So, your name is Pee-ing, right?"

Pein's eye twitched. (And not because of a fly) "No. My name is Pay-in. Simple. Peeeeiiiiinnn."

"NO. YOUR NAME IS NOW PEEING. THAT IS THE CORRECT GRAMMER FOR IT." Linda said matter-of-factly. "It's the law."

(Me: Oooh, Linda has angered another Akatsuki member ^^'

Linda: Why are they angry? They need to learn that the truth hurts.

Me: Yeah. And Itachi needs to learn some manners...)

Pein exploded. "MY NAME IS PEIN BITCHES!"

Linda's eyebrow rose up and looked at me and took something out of her invisible bag. Out popped a froggy with smart glasses. The froggy looked annoyed as Linda picked him up by his collar.

"I TOLD YOU BEFORE, LEAVE ME ALONE!" Mr Froggy shouted.

(Me: Linda, have you been kidnapping frogs again?

Linda: Yes, why?

Me: -_-' never mind...)

Linda ignored Mr Froggy's rhetorical screaming. (If you can have a rhetorical question, you can have a rhetorical screaming)

"Mr Froggy, Is it pee-ing or Pay-in?" Linda asked.

Mr Froggy sighed and washed his glasses with his handkerchief (he is very smart), and said

"As always, you are wrong, Linda. It is pronounced Pain. Whoever has that unfortunate name has horrible parents. Can I go home now? I was in the middle of playing golf with the Queen of Spain. And she isn't, as you quote, a happy bunny with me."

Linda looked emoful (another word of our own) and took Mr Froggy back into the invisible bag.

I patted Linda on the back consolingly. "Just ignore him. Frogs don't know anything. Hey you wanna play Left 4 Dead? That always cheers you up."

Linda sniffed "Yes."

I turned to Pein "Do you have an xbox 360?"

"No."

I glared at him. One of my really creepy glares that sends children running screaming. Unfortunately, it seems to only work on little children, as Pein just glared back. While he was distracted, I swiftly landed my fist where it hurts. Pein doubled over, in Pain. Linda snickered at the pun. There was a muffled whine from the bag with Itachi's head in it.

"I don't get it."

I kicked the bag. "Shut the hell up, asshole. No-one asked you."

Linda stared at me and gasped, "You swore!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did! Everyone heard you!"

I rolled my eyes. "Fine, I swore. Happy now?"

"Nope," Linda punched my arm. Again.

"Ow." I turned back to Pein. "Now," I asked sweetly "Do you have an xbox 360?"

Pein glared at me. Or he tried to, but he was still doubled over. So he just looked like mole-man in the Simpsons when he gets hit by a soccer ball. I giggled at the memory, and told Linda (she saw that episode too) and we both started laughing. Then Pein tried to glare at us, which just made us laugh more.

"Yes. We have an xbox. But Kisame owns it, so no-one plays."

"Oooohh! Perfect! The controllers will have full batteries" I jumped up and down in the air, clapping my hands. I glanced over at Linda, who was still in the emo corner. "Come on! Left 4 Dead!"

Linda sniffed, then said, old army movie style; "No, go on without me."

I kneeled beside her, with tears in my eyes "No! I can't leave you..."

"If you cry, I will slap you."

I blinked and the tears were gone. Just then a light bulb appeared over my head, and I took a cookie out of my pocket, tying a string onto it.

Linda's eyes widened at the cookie, and she obediently followed as I backed into the Akatsuki base, towards salvation...and a blue shark-man...

Me: Yay! Another cliff-hanger. Review or you won't find out what happens... *scary music plays*

(Linda is too traumatised to speak, she hasn't played l4d for a whole day...we wrote this instead of playing it, so enjoy it! ;) )