Chapter 7 brought to you by: Us being able to watch Naruto while we type =D
(Linda is smart, we have a 50-50 split screen now; half Naruto and half notepad XD)
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto, or any of the characters. We own Mike, but we don't own shinigami notebooks and their awesome powers.
Kisame glanced up from the TV screen, tapping the START button to pause the game he was playing. (Call of Duty 5, he was only a few levels away from completing the game, and unlocking the Nazi Zombie level before Sasori did).
He was sure he had heard something... Shaking his head, he turned back to the game. Maybe playing for 27 consecutive hours wasn't such a great idea after all... he was starting to imagine things. Soon the screen was filled with gunfire and good ol' violence again.
A few minutes later, his head snapped round. There was definitely someone around. There was a soft click, which sounded suspiciously like the living room door closing. Kisame squinted in the darkness; the room was pitch black apart from the small circle of glow from the TV.
Suddenly, two teenage girls stepped into his vision, the pale blue light giving them an intimidating appearance. Simultaneously they chanted:
"Hello Mister Fishy Man."
Kisame stared at them and sweat-dropped when they started laughing. Silently, he grabbed Samehada and stood up menacingly. The taller of the two girls straightened up and cleared her throat, flicking her long dark bangs out of her eyes, before looking up to meet his eyes.
"Um, Kisame-san, can we use your xbox please? It's an emergency."
Kisame glared at her.
"No."
The girl's eyes narrowed, and they appeared to darken slightly.
"I said, this is an EMERGENCY. My friend here is going to DIE if she doesn't play Left 4 Dead soon."
"Why do I care?"
Her eye twitched.
"Because if you don't let us, I will have to kill you. And no-one wants to see that."
Kisame snickered,
"Sorry, I don't fight little girls."
Suddenly, the girl was gone, and a few seconds later, she had jumped on his back and wrapped her legs around his waist before pressing a kunai against his neck.
Softly, she murmured, "What did you call me?"
Kisame was so shocked it took him 3.67529 seconds to respond. When he did, he threw her off his back. Unfortunately, the girl just clung on tighter, pressing the kunai further into his neck. Suddenly, she leapt off of his back and swiftly landed her foot where it hurts. Kisame coughed, and doubled over from the pain in his vital parts.
The girl smirked.
"Can we use your xbox now?"
Kisame glared at her. Or he tried to anyway. The girl started laughing again, and turned to her companion.
"Hey Linda, it's like Pein all over again!" The girl snickered. Kisame was alarmed to see that her hair was spiked up like a chicken's ass at the back; despite her straight chin-length bangs at the front.
The girl he assumed was Linda lay like a lifeless fish on the floor, next to all the other lifeless fishes. (omg!)
"Give me the xbox." She whispered.
Kisame stared as the girl snapped into action; quickly sliding one of the straps from her rucksack down her arm, and grabbing the zipper with her free hand. Panicking, she yanked out a slim green box, with a picture of a hand missing a thumb on the front. She scrambled over to the xbox and pressed the eject button before Kisame could stop her.
He stared in disbelief as COD5 disappeared from the screen, soon to be replaced by an image of a chunky man with a bald head. There was a red valve in the centre of his scalp, and coincidently, the word VALVE appeared in white lettering underneath.
The brown haired girl was frantically pressing the A button with one hand, while checking her friend's pulse with the other.
"Come on, come on!" She muttered.
Finally, the loading screen vanished; and she rapidly slammed down A, pressing START GAME without changing the default settings.
DIFFICULTY: NORMAL
CAMPAIGN: NO MERCY
CHARACTER: RANDOM
The lightly tanned girl groaned and sat up.
"Aw, I hate No Mercy. And if I have to play as Bill the pedo again I'll kill you."
Her companion relaxed, and handed Linda the controller.
"Thank goodness you're okay! Don't EVER die on me AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME?"
The black-haired girl stared at her friend before taking the controller and hitting her repeatedly with it.
"FIONA! STOP ACTING SO STUPID!"
"OW! I SAVED YOUR LIFE, STOP HITTING ME!"
"NEVER!"
And so Linda proceeded to whack Fiona while Kisame watched.
Sweat-dropping, he cleared his throat in an attempt to catch their attention. When that didn't work, he just lifted them 3 feet off the ground by their collars. The pair were silenced, while they turned to face him.
"Wha...?" Fiona started, before trailing off...
And sorry this one isn't that funny, Linda was watching the right half of the screen while I typed so I made it more dramatic. She typed a bit of it though.
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