And here is the next chapter…

In the middle of all this, Linda had decided to take a nap. When she woke up, she glared at Kisame. "I don't like being waken up like this. It makes me angreee..."

Linda started to growl and turn green.

"I'll turn you into a tuna melt!" She yelled at Kisame, swiping at his face with her base-ball bat.

"WTF! Where did you get that bat?" Kisame yelped, dropping her onto the ground, but still keeping a firm grip on Fiona.

"Mmmm, Tuna melt..." Fiona started to daydream. "Hey, wait a minute!" She suddenly yelled, looking over at Linda. "You can't just let one of us go! That's racist!"

Linda stuck her tongue out at her friend as she put her bat back into her handy-dandy invisible rucksack.

"Hmmm..." Kisame pondered. "You can be my new pet!"

Fiona gasped. "Pedo!"

Kisame suddenly yelled "BANANAS!"

(Linda: Fiona made me say that. Not my fault.

Fiona: You asked me to tell you what to say! That was the first thing that came into my head :P

Linda: But I don't even like bananas.

Fiona: Don't you?

Linda: They're for monkeys! Now back to the story!)

Fiona looked at Kisame with a weird stare, sending an evil aura out to him, and making him awfully cold. The shark-man shivered and dropped her. He sniffed, "I was hoping to have a pet. It's on my list," he showed them his lists of things he wanted.

1) A Sasuke plushie.

2) A pink frilly dress

3) A shiny pony

4) A pet

5) BANANAS

Linda and Fiona stared at him, and at the same time exclaimed: "Fishy Weirdo!"

Kisame pouted, with his arms crossed. He then put his list into his pocket, which was full of things you wouldn't want to see or even hear about - trust me, we're still scarred.

"You guys are mean. I hope you both will go to heaven."

"What the fud-" Linda started.

"SO IS YOUR FACE!" Fiona yelled. But just as Linda was about to slap her (again), she yelled, "OMG Left 4 Dead has started!"

Little light bulbs came above Linda's head and said, "I know, I will play Left 4 Dead!" And she hopped over to the console.

Fiona stared at her, open-mouthed. "That is SUCH good idea."

Linda glared at her. "Was that sarcasm?"

"Um...no?"

Linda went back to being cheerful again. "Okay then! But I told you, you need to hold up a sign to say if you're being sarcastic or not."

Fiona pouted. "I did! You tore it up, remember?"

"Oh yeah... I mean, I did no such thing!" Linda yelled, grabbing the controller and starting to play.

Fiona turned to Kisame. "So... Wanna go get something to eat?"

Kisame blinked at her. "Are you hitting on me?"

The blue-eyed girl stared at him. "HELL NO!" She yelled. "I SO didn't mean it like that!"

Linda glanced up from the screen. "Sorry fishy, she's already married."

"SHUT UP!" Fiona yelled, turning red (With anger!).

Kisame stared at her. "Aren't you a little... young?"

"I'm not freakin' married!" Fiona glared at Linda. "Linda is just annoyed because she likes Itachi."

"I'll KILL YOU!" Linda yelled, starting to get up.

"Um... there's zombies attacking you!" Fiona pointed at the screen desperately.

Linda turned back to the TV. "Oh sugary-monkeys..." She muttered.

Fiona sighed in relief, and turned back to Kisame, who had a questioning look on his face.

Fiona rolled her eyes.

"I wasn't hitting on you, I wanted to get something to eat because I'm hungry and Linda will be on that for ages. I'm not married, and Linda doesn't like Itachi as far as I know."

"I don't play for that long!" Linda snapped, still staring at the screen.

"Remember that time you played for 24 hours straight?"

"Okay, apart from that..."

Fiona rolled her eyes and turned back to Kisame. She opened her mouth to speak, but thought better of it and turned to walk out the door.

"Wait!" Kisame cried.

Fiona turned around, alarmed. "Are you hitting on me?"

Kisame sweat-dropped. "No. But we never agreed on what to get to eat."

Fiona thought for a moment. "I know!" She proclaimed. "BANANAS!"