Why so serious? Let's try something new.

My Pokémon journals.

These will be the chronicles of my Pokémon during our travels together

Its not gonna be a story. More like a bunch of skits.

The Pokémon are mine but their trademark isn't.

So quit your complaining.

Meet your cast:

Blaziken: My greatest starter ever. He figures himself to be a defender of the weak and guardian to his brothers and sisters.

Electrivire: Like a giant teddy bear, he is always playing with the younger Pokémon and acts like median in confrontations. Will go bezerk if he is unable to defend the weaker Pokémon.

Gaspar/Gengar: He accompanied me in my beginning journey in Sinnoh. He believes he is the best of my sinnoh pokemon and will always fight with Weavile. Secretly likes Weavile

Sneasle/Weavile: She is Gaspar's rival. Also accompanied me through the start of sinnoh. Secretly likes Gaspar but will fight him to be the better.

Gardevior: She is pretty much this worlds Hinata (naruto reference). She lover Blaziken and cant stand to talk to him with out blasting him twenty miles away with a psychic blast.

Kirlia: Gardevoir's daughter (adopted). One of my only shiny pokemon. She also crushes on Blaziken but acts very strongly towards it.

Gliscor: Very playful and loves to interrupt Blaziken's meditation. His hobbies include playing pranks on the others.

Swampert: Rescued as a marshtomp a while back from an abusive trainer. Is usually the chef for everybody because of his knowledge of herbs and spices. Is always smoking a cigarette.

Newt/Sceptile: Follows in Blaziken's foot steps, wanting to be as strong as him. Quite young.

Ember: My Charizard from blue version. He is much stronger then Blaziken but has become quite old and worn.

Myself: I'm not always around, and if I am it's just for a while. I'm usually found sleeping or playing around.

Minor characters

Tortera

Empolieon

Yanmega

Houndoom

Mamoswine

Munchlax

Muk

Typlosion

And a whole lot more.

If you want to play along just comment and say who, what and which pokemon your bringing (max is 6)

Today we have a special guest from the author ShadedUmbreon. (Advertisement)

Linda CherryField

Her pokemon that will be joining us today are:

Cherrim(female)
Cherubi(female)
Shellos(blue; male)
Staraptor(male)
Luxray(male)
Leafeon(male)

Now don't be angry if I can't get your character description correctly.

Chapter two

It was about noon. Gardevior continued her lesson to Swampert but the manner less mudfish was being quite stubborn. "No Swampert…try again…When you meet a lady you…?" Swampert took a long drag from his cigarette. "Smile and wave from a distance…?" He asked. Gardevior sat in a chair, exhausted with Swampert. "No…you bow and shake her hand. This is gonna take forever." Blaziken sat in the tree above them. "Come on man! Use that peanut in your skull that you call a brain!" A branch snapped behind Blaziken. "Hmm?" Another branch snapped around him. "Who's there?!" Swampert yelled up. "Something wrong Blaze? You look nervous." Swampert smiled. Underneath the tree branch Blaziken was sitting on, hung Gliscor, his grin looking devious. "Hello Blaziken!" Gliscor swung up in front of him. "Bwah!" Blaziken, surprised by the vampiric scorpion bat, fell over back wards. "Look out!" Gardevior caught Blaziken with her psychic and set him down. "Are you ok Blaze?" She walked over to him and helped him up. (This is gonna be painful to type…) "I'm fine. Thanks to you." In Gardevoir's eyes, the words became quite beautiful and romantic, driving her crazy. (Ow…now for some humor) "I...Um...i…i...i...iii…Kyaaaaaaaaaaaah!" A psywave launched Blaziken like a missile. Swampert took another drag and smiled. "And you guys say I'm hopeless."

M yawned lazily. A girl rode up to M's tree on a scooter. "Hello? Is anybody here? I'm here to deposit some Pokemon today!" M rolled out of the tree and landed into front of her. "Yawn…right. Just release your pokemon anywhere. We will take good care of them." M smiled and climbed back into his tree. Linda pulled out the pokeballs and released six pokemon. "Be good! All of you." She rode off. (I tried…)

Cherrim and Cherubi looked around the forest, surprised at its size. "It looked so small on the way here." "Glad you like it." Newt looked out from behind a tree. "It has to be a big forest or everybody would be too crowded. Tortera and I make sure everybody has enough room. Come! I will introduce you all to your guardians for today!" Newt started to walk out into the large open field, motioning for the others to follow. "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelpmeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" Sceptile pointed upward. "The flying fire chicken like pokemon you see above us is the protector of the valley. And judging by the speed, height, and direction he is flying from, I would take a guess to say that he came straight from Gardevior. She is our motherly guardian and teacher but she is a lot younger then some of us." (True)

Meanwhile, at the watering hole.

"That wasn't very nice of swampert to attack us. We were only trying to help." Weavile said sarcastically. "Perhaps it is not Swampert that needs help." Gaspar pointed to the Lopunny playing with some younger pokemon. "Perhaps if we make the other side of the Magnamite different…?" Weavile and Gaspar smiled evilly. "Soooooonoooofabiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…" This scream of flight followed by a loud crashing made up the next two to three seconds. A crater was imbedded in the ground with a certain fire chicken inside of it. "Ow…My…everything…" Lopunny jumped into the hole, kneeling next to Blaziken. "Are you okay? Blaze?" Lopunny lifted Blaziken's head off the ground. Weavile looked at this as an opportunity to get revenge on Swampert. "Gaspar, do you still have that camera?" Gaspar looked at Weavile like she was crazy. "Why?" He handed her a random camera. "Simple. Swampert is away, Blaziken is over here, getting treatment from the girl Swampert is trying to swoon." Weavile took a picture of Lopunny holding Blaziken's head in her arms. "Lets see how this plays out."

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