Why so serious? Let's try something new.

My Pokémon journals.

These will be the chronicles of my Pokémon during our travels together

Its not gonna be a story. More like a bunch of skits.

The Pokémon are mine but their trademark isn't.

So quit your complaining.

Meet your cast:

Blaziken: My greatest starter ever. He figures himself to be a defender of the weak and guardian to his brothers and sisters.

Electrivire: Like a giant teddy bear, he is always playing with the younger Pokémon and acts like median in confrontations. Will go bezerk if he is unable to defend the weaker Pokémon.

Gaspar/Gengar: He accompanied me in my beginning journey in Sinnoh. He believes he is the best of my sinnoh pokemon and will always fight with Weavile. Secretly likes Weavile

Sneasle/Weavile: She is Gaspar's rival. Also accompanied me through the start of sinnoh. Secretly likes Gaspar but will fight him to be the better.

Gardevior: She is pretty much this worlds Hinata (naruto reference). She lover Blaziken and cant stand to talk to him with out blasting him twenty miles away with a psychic blast.

Kirlia: Gardevoir's daughter (adopted). One of my only shiny pokemon. She also crushes on Blaziken but acts very strongly towards it.

Gliscor: Very playful and loves to interrupt Blaziken's meditation. His hobbies include playing pranks on the others.

Swampert: Rescued as a marshtomp a while back from an abusive trainer. Is usually the chef for everybody because of his knowledge of herbs and spices. Is always smoking a cigarette.

Newt/Sceptile: Follows in Blaziken's foot steps, wanting to be as strong as him. Quite young.

Ember: My Charizard from blue version. He is much stronger then Blaziken but has become quite old and worn.

Myself: I'm not always around, and if I am it's just for a while. I'm usually found sleeping or playing around.

Minor characters

Tortera

Empolieon

Yanmega

Houndoom

Mamoswine

Munchlax

Muk

Typlosion

And a whole lot more.

If you want to play along just comment and say who, what and which pokemon your bringing (max is 6)

Today we have a special guest from the author ShadedUmbreon. (Advertisement)

Linda CherryField

Her pokemon that will be joining us today are:

Cherrim(female)
Cherubi(female)
Shellos(blue; male)
Staraptor(male)
Luxray(male)
Leafeon(male)

Now don't be angry if I can't get your character description correctly.

Chapter three

Weavile made a mad dash through the forest. Half the trap was set. She had the bait but not the creature. She slid up behind a tree. Looking out she saw Gardevior, Gliscor, and Swampert. "Perfect…" She ran at them. "Swampert! It's terrible! Look!" Weavile held up the picture. Swampert didn't trust Weavile, but he still gave her the benefit of the doubt. "What could be so terrible that you would interrupt m…?" Swampert stopped dead in his tracks. Gliscor and Gardevior looked at the picture. Xatu and Muk, who had just now come back from the junk pile, looked at the picture. Mixed emotions flew through the crowd. Gardevior and Swampert said nothing. Xatu continued to stare at the picture while Muk nearly exploded with laughter. Gliscor was fighting back tears. (Don't say it…) Swampert took in a deep breath, dropped his cigarette, and yelled out. "Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

…Zikkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!" A shouting was heard at the lake. Blaziken looked up. "Swampert?" A large pulse of water came straight from the forest, knocking Blaziken away from Lopunny. Swampert tore down tree after tree, making his way towards Blaziken. "Swampert, what the f-ack?" With one of his mighty hands, Swampert grasped Blaziken's neck, holding him down. "Swampert, that's enough!" Gardevior, Gliscor, and Muk all tried to hold the mud fish back, but to no avail. Blaziken flailed under his mighty arms, blaze kicking Swampert in the face. The mud fish moved back wards, wiping the scorch mark off his face. "I'm going to smash you!" Blaziken jumped up, swinging his large legs. Swampert and Blaziken made no attacks, but continued to fight using only their hands and legs. The spectacle of the dual types fighting was extreme. Lopunny and Gardevior watched in horror, until… "BANG!" M stood a few feet away, a rifle in his hand. "Enough! What the hell is going on here?" M said sounding drowsy but still strong. Both the fire and water pokemon argued. "IT WAS HIM! ME?! YOU STARTED IT! GRRRR…" M looked at Xatu. "You know what happened, don't you?" Xatu said nothing, but instead stared into the sunset. "Never ask a fortune teller. Alright, Swampert, You tell me what happened first." Swampert stepped up. "It was earlier today. I was sitting in my spot, trying to think of ways to impress the one close to my heart. Blaziken offered me some help, through the efforts of Gardevior. After some time, Gliscor made Blaziken fall out of a tree. Gardevior caught him and of course, sent him flying. He landed over here and that's all I know. A while later, Weavile came by with a picture of Lopunny holding Blaziken's head in her lap. YOU SNAKE!" Swampert dove at Blaziken again, being held down by Gardevior. "Thank you. Your turn Blaziken. Enlighten us." Blaziken repeated the story up to the flying off part. "Once I landed, Lopunny helped me to my feet and helped heal me. And then Swampert came barreling out of the forest like a stampede of Tarous." M reviewed the story in his head again and again. "Wait…Swampert you said Weavile gave you the picture. Where did Weavile find the time to take a picture of them looking like that in the open? If it was real, then wouldn't it be from a distance, or behind a bush or tree?" Blaziken and Swampert thought on that fact and realized. They had been played.

Gaspar and Weavile hid behind the lake's rocks, worrying "Maybe its time to escape." The two tried to sneak off, unaware of the Luxray and Typlosion standing in front of them. "We need to get out of here Gaspa-oof!" Weavile looked up, frightened. An electric lion and a flaming porcupine towered over them. "Oh that sucks…" A large electric explosion covered an area of the felid. "Found them." M walked over, looking at the fainted Weavile and Gaspar. "Oh they are so going to suffer."

After a while, things returned to normal. Blaziken and Swampert were walking around the lake, explaining to each other what had happened. "So it was Gaspar and Weavile? They did all this?" "Yea. How bizarre." "Hey! We're over here!" A voice sounded from the lake side. Lopunny and Gardevior were sitting on a blanket, having a picnic. "So, you gonna pop the question?" "Yea! When Grumpigs fly!"