These will be the chronicles of my Pok mon during our travels together
Its not gonna be a story. More like a bunch of skits.
The Pok mon are mine but their trademark isn't.
So quit your complaining.
While it has been some time, I have my reasons. After getting slammed a few times and a mild boredom problem created my inability to become inspired. Two playthroughs of platinum, one of diamond and a long awating of hg and ss has given me new power!
So if anybody still reads this, rejoice. As its time to begin anew!
Meet your cast:
Blaziken: My greatest starter ever. He figures himself to be a defender of the weak and guardian to his brothers and sisters.
Electrivire: Like a giant teddy bear, he is always playing with the younger Pok mon and acts like median in confrontations. Will go bezerk if he is unable to defend the weaker Pok mon.
Gaspar/Gengar: He accompanied me in my beginning journey in Sinnoh. He believes he is the best of my sinnoh pokemon and will always fight with Weavile. Secretly likes Weavile
Sneasle/Weavile: She is Gaspar's rival. Also accompanied me through the start of sinnoh. Secretly likes Gaspar but will fight him to be the better.
Gardevior: She is pretty much this worlds Hinata (naruto reference). She lover Blaziken and cant stand to talk to him with out blasting him twenty miles away with a psychic blast.
Kirlia: Gardevoir's daughter (adopted). One of my only shiny pokemon. She also crushes on Blaziken but acts very strongly towards it.
Gliscor: Very playful and loves to interrupt Blaziken's meditation. His hobbies include playing pranks on the others.
Swampert: Rescued as a marshtomp a while back from an abusive trainer. Is usually the chef for everybody because of his knowledge of herbs and spices. Is always smoking a cigarette.
Newt/Sceptile: Follows in Blaziken's foot steps, wanting to be as strong as him. Quite young.
Ember: My Charizard from blue version. He is much stronger then Blaziken but has become quite old and worn.
You remeber all these old hats, no?
Well thats good. Cause today its all about Blaziken and Gardevior.
Swampert sat between his rocks and lig a cigerate. "At the sound of the flying blaziken, the time will be two o'clock."
A loud 'Kyaaaaaaaaaaa' rang from the forest and a certain fire type chicken zipped out of the trees and straight into the lake. "Two o'clock, on the spot." Weavile yelled on top of one of the rocks. Blaziken pulled himself out of the lake and layed next to swampert, who was snickering at him.
"Dude, you do this everyday. We set our clocks to it. Why do you keep going back?" Swampert picked up the wet chicken and set him upright. "Cause she keeps inviteint me, tells me she needs some help around the camp. Lifting something, moveing something, keeping a few wild pokemon away." Swampert just blinked at his friend.
"Dude...she's a psychic type. She can lift a wailord with her mind!" Swampert smacked his friend upside his head. "Think! Why does she keep calling you to do things that she can do with a thought?" Weavile smriked. Blaziken blinked. "Uh..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Junk pile/Forest camp
Gardevior slammed her head into the kitchen table, Gliscor and Electrivire looking at her. "Everyday...Why cant I talk to him?!" She yelled at the purple scorpion bat and the large yellow monster, who were stunned silent. Everybody but Blaze knew that when gardevior was by herself, she was very outgoing and impulsive. But whenever blaze even got close, she would become reclused and shy.
From what could be told, it was caused by childhood trauma. As a ralts, she was picked on by a group of wild duskull. Combusken and I found her and he saved her. She appeared to be shy and unable to fight for herself, when in reality, she had just been knocked back by a shadow punch and we found her before she could fight back. She had just stolen some of the ghosts types teasure and we saved her.
But I digress...
Gliscor and Electrivire were passing by when they saw gardevior turn her crush into a bottle rocket. Gardevior saw them and said she needed somebody to talk to. So of course they were forced to listen to her complain.
"I dont know what it is, if I see him, I lose my damn mind!" She yelled and grabbed the sides of her head. She sighed."Where's that damn mudfish, I need a cigerate." She stood up and teleported away. Electrivire and Gliscor let out a sigh. "Lets get the hell out of here before she gets back!" Gliscor zipped off.
Lakeside:Swamperts rocks
Blaziken was supprised, as five of his friends were telling him how much Gardevior admired him. Swampert, Weavile, Gaspar, Xatu, and Ember. Ember for lords sake. He was about a hundred years old and couldnt fight as well, but even he could tell she was sweet on him.
"She loves ya man." "Everyday she calls you up to do something she can do herself." "But I..." A shine of light appeared next to the rock. This gave Xatu an idea. He told Ember and Gaspar to push Blaziken behind one of the rocks. They did. Blaze was taken aback by his sudden kidnapping but quited by the appearance of Gardevior, who had a fire in her eyes. "You! Fish mush! Gimme a smoke!" She yelled and knocked Swampert back with a burst of psy power. She then pushed weavile off her rock with a sharp kick. She wasn't playing around.
From the impressive display of power, Blaze almost fainted. The delecate flower of a girl who he met everyday had just kicked the fastest girl pokemon in the field and the strongest water type was just knocked off his heavy arms and onto his heavy ass. "..." He could say nothing but only watched in fear as his best friend handed over his prized posession over to what appeared to be an evil version of his best girl.
Gardevior took one of the cigerates and looked at the big swamp beast. "Got a light !#$er?"
"I do." A burst of flames flew towards Gardevior. She barley had time to throw up a mirror coat to deflect it. It singed her dress lightly and lit her cigerate. "Who the hell threw tha-" She stopped when she saw who did it.
Blaziken's hands were roaring with flames and he was all colors of angry. She was stunned. "Blaziken...you...uh..." He dashed her, his talons coated with a black fire as he uppercutted her. A combination of sky uppercut, firepunch and shadowclaw left a burning scrape across her face. She was stunned by this turn of events but retorted by the only way she knew how. She let out a 'KYAH',not from embarasment but from rage.
"You werent supposed to see me!" Blaziken was pushed away but grabbed Swamperts rock and held his own. Swampert and Weavile tried to rush her, but were subsided by a psychic attack. Not by gardevior, no. She was tradeing blows with Blaziken.
Xatu was keeping them held back. "Wait." He said. "Let them fight."
Blaziken and Gardevor continued their attacks, becomeing blinded by rage. "I trusted you! You were a good person! And then I learn that you've been lying to me?! And I thought you loved me!" Blaziken yelled shooting a flamethrower. A psyco cut flew straight thew it. "I did! Then you had to go and learn that I wasnt the girl I was! If it wasnt for you, I would probably have been destroyed by the duskulls!" She couldnt hear what she was saying. All she could hear was her rage. Rage at her lover for finding out who she was. Rage at her friends for betraying her with her secret. Rage at herself for not telling blaziken sooner.
But it was too late now. Far too late.
She blasted him with an array of psychic attacks to which he had no counter. He tried to resist but could only scream as he hit the ground. His cry echoed. Not only in the valley. But inside Gardeviors head. Her rage subsided, no! It dissapeared. She moved towards him and picked up his head. "No...no no. What have I done?" Tears flickered at her eyes. Blaziken sat up. "You learned who you were." Blaziken's form dissapeared as Gaspar and a ditto were in his place. Blaziken stepped out from the swampert rock. "Gardevior...I never knew." Xatu began to hop away, letting Weavile and Swampert hit the ground.
Blaziken grabbed Gardevior by the shoulders and kissed her straight on the lips, despite his beak. She was stunned beyond words or movement. Gaspar appeared infront of Xatu and held out his hand. Angrly, Xatu handed the black blob a fifty dollar bill. "How's that psychic power feeling now eh Xa?" Gaspar laughed. Xatu simply flew off in a huff. Gaspar then continued to collect money from the others. "It had to be a saturday." Swampert huffed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Weeks later/Swamperts rocks.
A thunderous Kyah sounded from the forest. Blaziken zoomed over the coulds and landed in the lake. Swampert held up an sign with an 8 on it, while Xatu and Muk held up a 6 and a 9. "Nice try bud, no big splash that time." Swampert laughed. Blaziken rose out of the lake as he had landed head first on a quagsire, who was swimming absent-mindedly. "I though you said there werent any other pokemon in the lake." Blaze said to Xatu. "Erm...Right." The bird jumped away. Gardevior teleported behind Swampert and helped him pull blaze from the water. "From now on, you test this on rocks before you test it on me." He said to his new fiance, who smiled and kissed Blaze.
Woo! And another one has landed! And if im lucky, there might be more in the future!
untill then, this is Kamakazi-whatever, signing off!