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Fairy Godparents for Ranma

Episode 2: Small bugs and big booms

Featuring ... Ranma, Cosmo, Wanda, Akane, Ryoga,...

It had been a two days since Ranma received his fairy godparents. Those days would have been really great if Akane had not been in such a foul mood all the time. She had been trying to hit Ranma sometimes for small reasons as a comment against her or sometimes for no reason at all.

Ranma thought about letting Akane in the kitchen again ,but he forgot about that idea really fast for a few reasons.

1. Akane hit Ranma hard in the head ,when that idea formed in his head.

2. In that state of Akane, she would definately produce a far stronger demon than the one before.

3. Ranma didn't want Kasumi to frown at him for letting Akane destroy her kitchen, I mean creating a monster, eh no violating a sanctuary. (I hope I haven't exaggerated too much with that last point.)

At the moment, Ranma was walking randomly in the house of the Tendos, when Akane came.

Akane was quite happy. She found her little P-chan and carried him with her arms directly in front of her breasts.

Ranma glared down at P-chan. "Quite comfortable there, lost pork?"

P-chan glared right back. You could literally see the sparks flying. Then P-chan smirked at Ranma. He made himself more comfortable between Akane's breasts.

"Oh, why you?" Ranma tried to snatch P-chan from Akane but Akane malleted him so that he laid facedown on the ground.

Akane walked a few meters away before Ranma got up again.

"Akane! Wait! I can explain. I didn't want to grab your boobs, not that there is anything to grab, but ..." Ranma couldn't finish his excuse because he was malleted again.

Akane walked away.

Ranma could hear her when she talked to P-chan.

"I'll tell you everything that has happened during the last days. I'll tell all my feelings and secrets. My true feelings as a girl."

Ranma clenched his fists. "Dammit! Akane gets so easily angry! And now she tells Ryoga everything! Why couldn't she at least hear out my explanation?"

Wanda replied. "If you want her to listen to you, you shouldn't say that she has small breasts or call her tomboy and other things all the time. Try to be nicer to Akane."

"Or you could wish that she wouldn't get so angry all the time and listen to your explanations."

"I'm for Cosmo's suggestion."

Two scoreboards appeared behind Cosmo and Wanda.

Cosmo commented the score. "One Cosmo. Zero Wanda."

Then their wands glowed.

Inside of Akane's head

You could see many control panels and many people working on them.

The boss of Akane's brain walked toward the one who was responsible for Akane's temper. "I have to talk to you."

The boss was really sad about what he was about to do to his favorite yellow empolyee (not that there were more). He had always been working hard. He was employee of the month several times. He was one of the few that took their work seriously and often worked overtime.

The boss sighed. He said the name of the worker first. "(name) ... you have been moved to the breasts. They are understaffed."

The worker begged. "Please don't do this. This job is my life, my art, my baby."

The boss sweatdropped. "I think you need some time off, boy. It will do you good. Security."

Two security guard dragged the screaming worker to the breasts.

Unknown to everyone, Akane was the host of an evil, violent bug. Since Akane wouldn't be as angry or jealous or depressive as before so that the bug could make her hit things, it felt that it should search for another better host.

Ranma walked to Akane's room, when he noticed a bug on the ground. It was black and had red eyes.

Ranma shrugged. He knocked two times before he entered the room.

Ranma saw Akane. She only wore a bra and panties and was about to take off her bra. She mumbled something about her bra being a bit too small. Ranma quickly looked away and expected to be hit.

Instead Akane blushed. She covered herself up. Then she spoke. "Could you leave my room, while I get changed?"

Ranma blinked and quietly left the room. "Wow! I didn't think it would go that fast."

Cosmo and Wanda appeared in front of Ranma. "We are the best. That's why we were sent here."

"Yeah!" Cosmo directed his wand somewhere. A beam came out of wand. It hit a mirror and was reflected so that it came back to Cosmo. There were legs, where his arms should be, and arms, where his legs should be.

Ranma sweatdropped. Then he heard Akane saying that he could come in.

"So what do you want to talk about?"

Ranma scratched himself behind his neck. "Em, you know that I did certain things and I wanted to protect you and you hit me before I could explain."

"Okay. I don't know what you are talking about."

"There is P-chan. I think you should more careful around him. He's dangerous."

"P-chan? No, he has always been nice, but maybe I could bring him to the vet and get him fixed, so that you feel better around him."

P-chan's eyes bugged out, when he heard that he should get fixed.

Ranma saw Ryoga's reaction and was confused. "Get fixed?"

"You know. Neuter, castrate him."

"WHAT!" Ranma waved his hands in front of him. "No no no no, I don't think that will be necessary."

"So is there anything else that bothers you?"

"Euh ..." "Wow, she was completely calm! I feel good and can't think of anything bad. She kinda has that Kasuminess now."

"Well, since you can't think of anything, I can go now, can't I?" Akane walked past Ranma and left her room.

Ranma saw how Akane walked with a grace she didn't possess before. "Hey, Akane! Where do you go?"

Akane turned around. "I am heading toward the kitchen. I want to cook something."

Usually, Ranma would have cringed but he had a good feeling with that Akane. So he just nodded.

Akane turned around again and walked down the stairs.

Then Ranma left Akane's room. His fairies appeared again.

Wanda spoke up. "You know that Akane still can't enter the kitchen."

"Oh yeah. I've forgotten. I think she won't destroy the kitchen this time. Well, I wish she could enter the kitchen again."

In Akane's room

Ryoga was still in his cursed form in Akane's room. He didn't know why Akane's behavior changed, but he knew one thing. It had to be Ranma's fault.

P-chan bweed angrily. "Ranma, prepare to die! For something I don't know that you did to Akane! Now, I only need to find the bathroom. And then my clothes. And then Ranma."

Kasumi heard and saw P-chan. She picked him up. "Oh my! I heard that Akane wants to get you fixed." P-chan nodded. "I think I will help her." Ryoga panicked. Kasumi petted him to calm him. "Don't worry. I will search a good vet. Small cut or shot, big effect and no pain."

Now, Ryoga wanted to escape at all costs.

One hour later in the kitchen

Ranma and Akane were eating together a meal made by Akane. They both enjoyed it, though Akane enjoyed it more than Ranma.

Ranma had to think of what happened, when he ate a good meal brought by Akane. Last time she created a monster.

The bug from before watched Ranma and Akane. Then it left again. The auras were filled with far too good emotions.

A few hours later

A martial artist and part-time pig, also known as Ryoga Hibiki, was standing in front of the Tendo residence. He just escaped his biggest nightmare from now on.

A Kasumi that talked happily about castrating him.

Ryoga could never look at Kasumi in the same way as before again. He shook himself out of these thoughts. When he wanted to attack Ranma, he had to angry and/or depressive and not have fear.

Ryoga shouted. "Ranma, you coward, come out. Because of you, I have seen hell."

Ranma heard him and walked toward him. He asked disinterestedly. "What is it this time?"

Ryoga charged forward with his red umbrella. "Akane and Kasumi."

Ryoga nearly hit Ranma, because he was so surprised. "Kasumi?"

Ryoga stopped his attacks for a moment. "You don't know how much she can talk about castration."

Ranma laughed. He laughed so hard that it hurt. He had to wipe a tear away. He continued to laugh, when he saw Ryoga's angry face.

The evil bug saw Ryoga. It saw the anger, depression and fear. Ryoga was the perfect host. So it jumped on Ryoga.

"Baconbreath fears our almost angelic Kasumi for something she would never think of. That's too... too..." Ranma couldn't complete his sentence because he laughed so much. Then he felt a great amount of anger and depression hover over his head. He looked up and saw red and green ball of ki that was stronger than anything he has ever felt before. "What's that thing?"

"I don't know but I want it to beat you."

Then the ball moved down. Ranma had to think of something quickly. Ranma remembered Cosmo's magical incident. He whispered to Cosmo and Wanda who were bracers at the moment. "I wish I had a large mirror."

One second later, Ranma held a large mirror in his arms. When the ki ball hit the mirror, it was reflected. The ball flew to the sky. Then it hit something far away and exploded.

Ranma watched that and borrowed Kasumi's line. "Oh my!"

Ryoga cringed and went to fetal position. "Please no more."

Ranma sweatdropped. Then he saw a bug on Ryoga. Ranma recognized the bug and came to some right and some wrong conclusions. "That bug! It must be reason that Akane has such a temper and is so violent. It also makes people stronger because of the attack that Ryoga pulled off. I think it's the best if the weakest of the NWC gets the bug." Ranma adressed his fairies. "Cosmo, Wanda, I wish Akane was angry and had the bug again."

Inside of Akane's head a few seconds later

The worker sat on his usual seat in front of his usual control panel.

"SpongeBob, my boy, I am happy that you are back. Squidward wasn't doing half as good as you."

"That's because I had two control panels!"

The boss ignored Squidward. "Do you know what time it is?"

"Is it that time of the month again, Mr. Krabs?"

"Yes, that means ..."

SpongeBob shouted happily. "Overtime! Without getting paid!"

A few seconds later

Akane left the Tendo Dojo and walked to place where the fight was. Ranma could see how her breasts shrunk on the way to him and Ryoga. Akane saw what Ranma was doing and Ryoga lying on the ground.

Akane summoned her mallet and hit Ranma. Then she went to Ryoga. "Ryoga-kun, are you fine?"

"I think so but could you promise me something?"

"Sure what is it?"

"Don't bring P-chan to the vet. It's important for me."

Akane was confused. As far as she knew, P-chan and Ryoga haven't even met yet. "Okay, I promise."

Ryoga sighed in relief. His balls were saved. "There is also something else. Co- could you tell Ka- Ka- Kasumi that-"

Akane sighed. He stammered like Tofu. He fell for Kasumi, too. She laid a hand on his shoulder and looked in his eyes. "I'll tell Kasumi. Don't worry." She ran back to the house.

"Wait! You don't know what I wanted to tell you." Ryoga's words were not heard by Akane. He stood up and wanted to go to the Tendo Dojo. Unfortunately, he got lost on way.

With Ranma

Ranma landed in a canal. So he was a she at the moment. She walked back home, when she passed an electronics store.

There were also many TV sets. It was news time.

"Hello, it's news time. I am mad and I told ya. I'm Matt Itoldya. Our latest news is something scientists have observed just a few minutes ago." A video was shown while he spoke. "An unknown green and red ball collided with the red planet, also known as Mars, and caused the explosion of Mars due to unknown reasons..."

"Oh shit!" Ranma didn't listen to the rest of the broadcast. "Cosmo, Wanda, I wish the bug would stay on Akane forever and never ever be on Ryoga ever again!"

Ranma continued his way to the Tendo Dojo. She spoke once more to her fairies. "I think I will try out your piece of advice, Wanda, and be nicer to Akane."

Moral of the episode: Don't try to change people too much - you may not like the results.

A.N.

That took a little longer than the first chapter (less than one hour). I think about writing a sequel to that episode with RyogaxKasumi pairing. Also Ranma and Ryoga would get in trouble for blowing up Mars. It will probably be marked like that: (E2.2)

Oh, yeah, one little request. I think the name of the episode isn't that good. Could you help me a bit?