Disclaimer: I don't own X-Men:Evolution, just myself and any original characters/background characters that might pop up from time to time.

Splash is owned by Disney. (It's also one of my favorite movies ever!)


Remy had fallen asleep. He woke up to knocking on his door. 'Molly?'

'I'm still here. I think I fell asleep too. Weird,'

Remy opened the door to see Piotr. "Hey. What's going on?" Remy yawned, looking sleepy.

"Did you forget? Tonight you promised ze shooting of pool and ze meeting of girls."

"I don't know if-" Remy started to say.

'Aw, go. I'll keep a lid on things this time, I swear!' Molly said.

"Okay, we'll go, but first there's something I need to tell you." Remy said, then explaining the situation.

"She's inside your mind? How is zis possible?" Peter looked perplexed.

"I'm not really sure myself. I'll get my jacket and we can head out." Remy said.

'You're not gonna get too flirty are you? That would make me uncomfortable. Plus the memories would probably give me nightmares.' Molly said as Remy went through his closet.

"No, I won't. Just trying to get Peter a date. That's all."

'Okay. Sounds like a plan.'


After a fifteen minute drive, Remy and Peter were at some dive with a pool hall and a small dance floor.

"You've got all kinds of girls checking you out. Now all you have to do is pick one," Remy said.

"I do not know if I can," Peter looked nervous.

"Okay. Just take your time," Remy sat back and looked around.

'Woah. Hot guy!' Molly's voice said of a young man with black hair standing at the front of the room.

'I thought you said you we're going to keep a lid on things?' Remy replied.

'Yeah, but I meant I wasn't going to get on your case again. I can't help it if I see a hot guy. Or many hot guys. There's a bunch over there in the corner too,' Molly sounded excited.

"Hmph," Remy said aloud, feeling jealous. He took a long sip of his soda he'd been drinking.

'Why you sound jealous Remy.'

"What's wrong?" Peter asked.

"Nothing," Remy said defensively

'I'm not jealous. What's there to be jealous about?'

'Heheh. If I had my body right now and flirted with one of those guys, you're saying you wouldn't want to just grab me and kiss me?' Molly teased.

Remy composed himself. At this point he'd learned he could either direct his thoughts at Molly or accidently project them. If he remained calm, he could make her keep thinking they were just friends and that he didn't like her.

'I'd be more likely to drag you out of here. This is no place for a girl like you, Petite.' He said smoothly.

'Jeez you act like I'm five. I'm old enough to take care of myself. I think you forget that just because of how I look,'

'That's not true. I know you can, I'm just saying this isn't your kind of place. And those guys look sleazy anyway.'

'You're just way too over-protective. I can take care of myself,'

'No you can't,'

'Yes I can,'

'Can't,'

'Can,'

"No you can't!" Remy said aloud. No one except Peter Noticed the outburst. "Can't what? Oh. You two are having a private conversation,
yes?"

"Unfortunately," Remy said under his breath.

"Perhaps we should leave." Peter suggested.

"No, no. I'm okay," Remy breathed slowly, trying to stay calm, "I'll be okay."

'I think we're starting to get on eachother's nerves,' Molly said.

'No kidding,' Remy said, feeling grumpy.

'Let's save any arguments for when I'm back in my body. We keep doing this and it'll drive us both crazy,' Molly suggested

'Okay,' Remy agreed.

"Hi there," A brunette woman with long wavy light brown hair stood in front of them. She wore a short black dress that showed off her body.

Remy's eyes widend. 'Hello yourself, cherie,' He thought.

'My eyes! They burn!' Molly said.

'You don't have eyes. And I thought you we're going to stay quiet.'

'Sorry. I'll just try and think of something else. I wonder where she got those earrings?'

"Hi," Remy smiled, "Can my friend Peter buy you a drink?"

Peter was blushing.

"Sure. My name is Madison," The woman smiled at Peter.

"I'm Remy. Lovely name Madison," Remy said.

"Thank you," Madison smiled.

Peter ordered Madison a drink as Remy looked on. Things were going pretty well.

'Madison. Makes me think of the mermaid in Splash. Wasn't that Daryl Hannah?' Molly thought.

Remy scooted over one seat, "Please sit down,"

'Or was it Farrah Faucet? No, it was probably Daryl Hannah,'

"Thank you," Madison said.

Remy motioned for Peter to talk to Madison. Peter tried to and Remy stared at her.

'Now was that Tom Hanks or someone else? Seems like it might've been someone else but I can't think of who,'

"So Remy, what do you do for work?" Madison looked flirty.

"Um, I'm an instructor at this prep school," He said. The cover story for tonight. It was basically true anyway.

"Oh really? What do you teach?"

'Hey Remy, who played the guy in Splash?' Molly asked.

'I'm a little Busy here,' Remy replied in an irritated mental voice.

"Gym," Remy replied to Madison.

"Ah, that's very interesting," Madison made a face, turning to Peter.

'Okay, next time I'm saying something else,' Remy thought.

'Ha! She thinks your some awful gym teacher! That's a riot!' Molly remarked.

'Yeah, that's really funny coming from someone who can't get a date because they look like a kid!' Remy mentally spat.

Oh no. Ohhhh no. Remy ran a hand through his hair as his face went pale. What had he done? She'd never forgive him for that. What made him say that?

'Molly? Molly, come on. I didn't mean...' Remy tried to explain.

'You want me to be quiet? Well now you get your wish,' Molly said.

'Molly, I'm sorry. This is just really stressful. I'm sorry!' Remy said.

No answer.

'I said something really stupid, okay? That was totally uncalled for. You could get any guy. What I said wasn't true,' Remy kept trying.

Again, no answer.

Remy let out a sigh. With everything going on in his head he hadn't noticed Madison had left.

"I got ze phone number!" Peter smiled proudly as he held it up for Remy to see.

"Huh? Oh, that's great," Remy said.

Molly wasn't going to talk to him ever again. It was all over.

"Something wrong?" Peter asked.

Remy explained summarized what had happened.

"It is a new situation for both of you. You will adjust. She cannot stay mad forever," Peter said.

"I hope you're right. Let's go," Remy said.

'I'll never say anything bad about how you look again. You're beautiful in every way that matters,' Remy said to Molly.

Things were as quiet inside his head as they were before she came.