Fairy Godparents for Ranma Chapter 4: A new old rival, a Ranma + Fairly OddParents Crossover fanfic

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Fairy Godparents for Ranma

Episode 4: A new old rival

Featuring ... Gosunkugi, Ranma, Hinako, Cosmo, Wanda, ...

Hikaru Gosunkugi was sitting in front of his computer.

He had not noticed anything out of ordinary. His beloved Akane was still engaged to that Ranma Saotome. He tried to come up with a plan but he couldn't think of anything.

He typed random words and pushed enter. He scrolled down and clicked on a random website. Then he clicked on a link on that random website that led to another website. Gosunkugi did that for a few minutes.

Then he looked at monitor. He was on the homepage of Denzel Crocker. Gosunkugi read the article about fairies on the website.

The article said that when many unusual things happened around a child, the child could have fairies.

The first person that came into Gosunkugi's head was Ranma Saotome. The chaos in Nerima was focussed around him. The question was, did Ranma qualify as a child.

Gosunkugi looked up, through the window, onto the street. He saw Akane and Ranma.

Akane ran and held a mallet. She looked angrily at Ranma who stood on a wall a few meters away from her and looked down at her. "Ranma, come back here so that I can beat you!"

"As if! Catch me if ya can, uncute tomboy!" Ranma stuck out the tongue at Akane and pulled an eyelid down. That angered her even more. Then Ranma ran away grinning.

Akane shouted angrily. "RANMA!" Then she followed Ranma.

In his room, Gosunkugi nodded. "That's definitely a yes." Gosunkugi scrolled further down where the fairy hunting equipment was listed off. There were a few fairy hunting packages. The most basic one consisted of a fairy detector and a butterfly net. It cost 30 dollars plus mailing expenses.

"I think I'll buy that one first."

In Dimmsdale

Denzel Crocker sat in front of his computer. He was rather frustrated. Nothing unusual had been happening for the last weeks. Then he saw that he got an e-mail. It informed him that someone bought a fairy hunting package.

"Finally! A chance to prove that fairy godparents really exist after Timmy Turner somehow lost his fairy godparents!" Denzel Crocker looked at his computer. "In Nerima, Japan."

Denzel Crocker went to his mother. "Mom, I think I must leave Dimmsdale."

"Finally! A chance to throw you out!"

A few seconds later

Denzel Crocker laid on the sidewalk. His mother threw two suitcases after him that hit him.

Denzel Crocker stood up. "Now to the Crocker Cave where my hunting equipment is hidden!"

One day later

It was before midday. The parents of Gosunkugi were at home, while Gosunkugi was at school. Then the bell rang.

Hikaru Gosunkugi's mother went to the door and opened it. She saw a postman holding a package.

"Good morning!"

"Good morning! I have a package for Mr. Hikaru Gosunkugi."

"That's my son."

"Then I can give the package to you. I only need your signature, miss." Gosunkugi's mother signed a paper. The postman looked at the signature and nodded. Then he gave her the package. "That's all. Goodbye."

"Goodbye." Gosunkugi's mother went inside with the package.

Gosunkugi's father looked up from the TV to his wife and then to the package. "What's that?"

"I don't know. It's Hikaru's. He ordered something from the USA."

"I hope he has a real hobby now. Not that voodoo stuff." Then Gosunkugi's father mumbled something. "Maybe reading some imported porn. That's a real hobby."

It wasn't quiet enough. Gosunkugi's mother shot him a dark look. "Today you are sleeping on the couch." She ignored the following groan and concentrated on the package. She opened it and groaned herself.

"What is it?"

Then both parents heard a door open. Hikaru Gosunkugi entered the room a few seconds later. Gosunkugi recognized the package immediately.

"Wow, my fairy hunting set has already arrived!"

He went up to his mother, took the package from her and quickly went to his room.

In Gosunkugi's room

Gosunkugi unpacked the package. In the package was a fairy detector, a butterfly net and a small instruction sheet. The first part of the instruction sheet said how to use the fairy detector and second part said that fairies could be caught with things that could catch flying things and when the fairies were caught that they couldn't use magic.

When Gosunkugi turned on the fairy detector, there were several smaller dots but also two big ones. He assumed that those two dots were the fairies. Then he heard a voice coming from the detector.

"Yes! There are fairies in Nerima! I, Denzel Crocker, am one step closer to proving that FAIRY GODPARENTS EXIST!" (English)

"Hey, what's going on with the detector? Why is a voice coming from the detector?"(Japanese)

Crocker replied in English. "Now find the FAIRY GODPARENTS!"

"Okaaay. That was a bit weird."

Later at the Tendo Dojo

The bell rung. Kasumi went to door and opened the door. She saw Gosunkugi with a weird looking gadget. She greeted Gosunkugi with a friendly smile. "Hello, Hikaru."

"Hello, Kasumi. Can I come in?"

Kasumi let Gosunkugi and led him to the living room. They did a little small talk.

"As much as I enjoy talking with you, I bet it isn't the reason you came here."

"I came here to search for fairies, I mean to test my fairy detector, I mean ..."

"... to visit Akane and Ranma and show them your little gadget."

"Yes, that was what I wanted to my gadget to the lovely Akane ..." Gosunkugi smiled and seemed to be daydreaming. "... that womanizing bastard Saotome." Gosunkugi grabbed his fairy detector tigher with one hand and made a fist with the other hand.

Kasumi nodded and casually drank her tea. She had seen that reaction a few times. Ryoga loved Akane and hated Ranma, Kuno was like that except that he also lusted after Ranma's female side and Mousse hated Ranma and loved Shampoo, one of Ranma's fiancées. "So you want to see them?"

"Yes."

"They haven't come back from school yet."

In school

Ranma and Akane were currently at school, more precisely in their classroom, alone with Ms. Ninomiya who was in her child form. She glared at Ranma and Akane who were building up one of the two destroyed walls. The reason for that happened a few hours ago.

Flashback

Ranma and Akane sat quietly and bored in their classroom. It was English and their teacher sat on the desk with a lollipop in her mouth. Next to her was a bag full of sweets. So she was content at the moment. Then the wall next to the door broke and Shampoo entered the classroom.

Shampoo went directly to Ranma. She grabbed his hand, dragged him in front of the class and hugged him (still with her pair of chúi). Then she whispered into Ranma's ear. "Airen take me on date now, yes?"

Many students looked with jealousy at Ranma and Shampoo, especially one Akane Tendo. She stomped to the front of the classroom. "RANMA NO BAKA!"

Usually, Ranma would now be able to fly with bird in the sky for a few seconds but not this time. Ranma ducked but Shampoo didn't so that she got hit instead. Shampoo flew out the classroom with one chúi. There were two cracking sounds. One from Shampoo flew the wall and created a Shampoo-shaped hole and the other one ...

"MY SWEETS!"

... came from Hinako's sweets. Shampoo held a few seconds on the second chúi before it slipped out of her hand. It flew in an arch, past Hinako and landed on her sweets.

Several drainings followed of course. The lesson became just pure hell. There was a question and answer game, completely in English. One wrong answer and then BAM! Drain. Ranma got drained twenty times or so.

"Really why did I duck? Getting malleted would have been much shorter and less painful. Now, I have to build up that wall and close the other hole and buy new sweets. Damn, it must that time of the month if she pulls something like that." Ranma looked back at Ms. Ninomiya. He shivered. "I really wish that mallet had hit me." Then Ranma slapped his forehead. "I'm really stupid."

Akane and Hinako looked at Ranma. It has been a while since someone spoke.

Ranma jumped through an open window. In the air, he shouted back. "Gotta go. You can go, too. Don't worry the holes will be repaired and I'll send you new sweets. Bye." Ranma waved at Akane and Hinako. Then, Ranma fell. He landed gracefully on the ground and ran to the Tendo dojo.

Both, Akane and Hinako shouted. "Ranma, come back!" Akane also added. "You have to suffer with me!"

At the same time

Hikaru Gosunkugi was alone at the moment because Kasumi was making new tea. That gave him some time to think about what he should do next. "So Ranma Saotome isn't here at the moment..." Gosunkugi looked down at his fairy detector. "... but his fairies are. Perfect!"

Gosunkugi stood up and sneaked to the guest room as silent as possible. He ignored the human waterworks and the glasses-wearing panda that was slighly cleverer than other pandas or the other man at the moment.

"Why are the onions standing at the shogi board?"

The panda shrugged. Then he held up a board. "[I don't know.]" The panda flipped the board. "[But I don't feel anything ...]" The panda held up a second board. "[... because I wear glasses.]" (flip) "[What's that creep over there doing here?]" The panda pointed at Gosunkugi.

Soun turned around and looked at where Gosunkugi stood. Soun wiped away a tear before he turned around only to find out that he was beaten again. "I lost and I have to cry ... because of the onions."

Gosunkugi also had to ignore the small gnome that was sorting bras and panties after sort, colour and material. Gosunkugi had to move on to the fairies but it was tough not to listen.

Meanwhile, Ranma entered the guest room via window.

"Hi, Cosmo! Hi, Wanda!"

"Hello, Ranma!"

"You need to grant me a few wishes."

"Okay. Tell us already."

"First, I wish the walls of my classroom were repaired."

Two lifts of wands was enough to grant the wish.

In school

There were suddenly two poofs and the walls of the classroom were repaired.

"Ranma didn't lie. The walls are repaired now. Can I go now, Ninomiya-sensei?"

Hinako nodded.

Akane quickly left the room.

With Ranma

"I wish a sack filled with sweets was here."

There was a poof and a sack that went up to Ranma's hip and was completely filled with sweets appeared in front of Ranma.

"It's a bit much but, eh, more won't hurt, will it? I wish the sack appeared on the teacher's desk." Cosmo and Wanda wanted to grant Ranma's wish but Ranma told not to fulfill the wish yet. "I wish on the sack was a small note." Ranma thought about which words should stand on the note. "I wish the words 'Sorry for the sweets this morning. Here are new ones. I hope they taste good. Love, Ranma.'." Cosmo and Wanda fulfilled the fourth wish in the last 30 seconds. Ranma thought he had forgotten something but he mentally shrugged. "Okay, I wish the sack on Ms. Hinako's desk."

Cosmo and Wanda fulfilled the Ranma's fifth wish.

In school

Hinako was about to leave when Ranma's sack appeared on the desk in the classroom. Hinako went to the sack and opened it. It filled with all sorts of sweets.

Hinako lifted the sack. She noted that it was so heavy that it would be difficult to carry it all the way to her apartment. She would have to drain all the guys who looked at her breasts or her butt.

Gosunkugi was standing in front of Ranma's door. His fairy detector beeped fast which meant wishes were fulfilled. Gosunkugi opened the door and stepped into the room. Gosunkugi only saw Ranma. His fairy godparents were in their fish form.

"Ranma Saotome, I know that you have fairies."

Ranma stood a few meters in front of his fish bowl so that Gosunkugi couldn't see cosmo and Wanda. "Really and how?"

"With this fairy detector. And I know that your fairies are behind you."

"Wow, a real fairy detector! Lemme have it for a moment!" Ranma quickly snatched the fairy detector out of Gosunkugi's hands.

"Hey, gimme the detector back!" Gosunkugi tried to grab his detector with both hands but Ranma held the fairy detector with one hands and kept Gosunkugi away with the other hand.

Ranma looked at all sides of the fairy detector. "That's a fairy detector? You can have it back."

Gosunkugi stopped his pathetic attempts to get his fairy detector back. "Really?"

Ranma nodded. Ranma was about to give the detector back when he 'accidently' grabbed it too hard.

CRACK!

"AAAHHHHH! YOU KILLED MY FAIRY DETECTOR!"

Someone outside. "YOU BASTARD!"

Ranma scratched the back of his neck. He couldn't keep a small smile out of his face. "Sorry about that. I don't know how that could happen."

"You aren't sorry at all! I will come back, Saotome. I will show everyone that you have fairies." Gosunkugi slowly made a few steps back. He opened the door, made a few steps back and slowly closed the door. "I will come back, Saotome." Then Gosunkugi closed the door completely.

"I guess Gosunkugi will become a much larger pain in the ass now." Ranma sighed. "I need some sweets now." Ranma found a kettle in the room. He poured the cold water in the kettle on his head.

"I wish I had sweets."

In Hinako's apartment

Hinako laid on her couch. Ranma's sack laid on the ground in front of her. Hinako grabbed a few sweets from the sack and just threw them in the air.

"Such a nice day."

With Gosunkugi

Gosunkugi sat in front of the food his mother has cooked or rather what was left of it. There were some cookies. They didn't look bad so he ate one of them. Gosunkugi's face became a bit less pale, to be more precise green. He quickly spit out the cookie.

"Such a bad day."

In the Crocker Cave

Denzel Crocker knew that there were fairies in Nerima, Japan. That meant he had to go to Japan. The problem was ...

"I can't speak Japanese."

That meant he had to take Japanese lessons. Crocker grabbed a thick book. He flipped through the pages.

"Let's see ... J ... Japanese .. there! Japanese lessons."

Crocker looked for the perfect one for him. "Hm. Perfect Japanese in two days***. Anytime. Anywhere. Only try it if you are determined enough. I AM DETERMINED ENOUGH. What do those asterisks mean?" Crocker flipped to the page where those symbols were explained. "*** means 'if you survive'? What sort of book is that?" Crocker looked at the cover. "Yellow Pages for Dummies (also suitable for insane, very determined or suicidal people now)"

Ranma laid in the guest room. That day wasn't easy. Keeping Cosmo and Wanda wasn't going to get easier. Ranma ate a chocolate bar.

"It's still one of the better days in Nerima." Ranma thought, while she ate the chocolate bar.

Moral of the episode: Sweets can make one's day a bit sweeter.

Omake section

Hikaru Gosunkugi was sitting in front of his computer.

He had not noticed anything out of ordinary. His beloved Akane was still engaged to that Ranma Saotome. He tried to come up with a plan but he couldn't think of anything.

Gosunkugi heard a knock at his door. He heard the voice of his mother. He turned towards the door.

"As your parents, we respect the privacy of our son but at the same time, we have the authority of coming into your room anytime."

Gosunkugi's parents held a rammer.

"Gosunkugi Hikaru, what are you doing on those dirty websites!"

Hikaru Gosunkugi answered truthfully. "I don't know how I got there, mom."

"No computer for the rest of the week." Gosunkugi's mother left the room.

Gosunkugi's father looked around himself. When he felt sure that nobody was in the room except for him and Hikaru, he gave his son a thumbs up.

"I know what you did." Came from the floor.

Gosunkugi was standing in front of Ranma's door. His fairy detector beeped fast which meant wishes were fulfilled. Then a message appeared on the fairy detector.

"Too many wishes are fulfilled. Magical overload. Detector will destroy itself in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1."

BOOM!

Ranma heard that noise and rushed out of his room. He saw Gosunkugi. "Hey, are you okay, Gosunkugi?"

Gosunkugi coughed. His face was black. His clothes were slightly burned. "I'm fine."

Gosunkugi picked up the destroyed fairy detector. He turned it around and read out what he saw first. "Made in China."

"No wonder that whole thing blew up in your face."

A.N.

That was a fast update and episode 3 is going well, too, though I have to be careful that it doesn't get too serious.

I think the goal of the whole episode should be clear. Crocker is simply too funny to let him stay in Dimmsdale and of course if Ranma gets help some new rivals have to come, too.

Oh, and about Gosunkugi's parents. I'm not sure about manga but I know that I haven't seen Gosunkugi's parents in the anime. So I simply made new parents. I'll refer to them only as mom, dad, mother and father.