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Chapter 7: The Letters

A week later Albus, Scorpius, and Kilee were all in the library working on homework. The bunny, who had taken a big liking to Scorpius, was sitting on the floor like a guard dog.

"You know," Albus suddenly said, "I think Lily's second prophesy was a fake. I mean, come on, 'guidance from The Master'? All the guidance he's given me ended up backfiring." He still had scratches from the owls.

"Uh oh," said Kilee, "Here comes the Psycho."

Rose and Molly Ana had just walked in.

Scorpius groaned, "How does she always find us?"

But unlike the other times she had found them, she didn't approach them. Instead, she appeared to be in deep conversation with Molly Ana. Every once in a while, she'd look over her shoulder nervously.

"What is she waiting for?" asked Kilee nervously, picking up their 'guard rabbit'.

"I dunno," Albus muttered, "This isn't like her…"

"She looks…afraid," Scorpius said slowly, as if he might be wrong. After all, Rose Weasley was the devil herself. What could she be afraid of?

Just then the guard bunny jumped out of Kilee's arms and ran toward the door. When he ran under Rose's table, she screamed and ran too.

Scorpius blinked, "Someone's jumpy today. And where'd Killer head off to?" he asked, referring to the bunny.

"Who knows?" said Albus as he went back to his potions essay, only to find that it was gone.

"Hey!" said Scorpius when he saw that his was gone too, "Killer stole our essays!"

Kilee rolled her eyes, "You dropped them. They're on the floor."

As Albus and Scorpius sheepishly grabbed their essays, Rose walked back into the library, jumping at every little noise. As Scorpius straightened up, he banged his head on the table. Rose once again screamed and fled the library.

The Gryffindor stared at the doorway as Killer hopped back to the table looking pleased with himself. Behind him were two more bunnies.

"Oh no," said Scorpius.

The bunnies made a beeline straight for Kilee. Kilee gulped and then calmly (well, relatively calmly) stood up on her chair. Scorpiuus scooped up Killer and glared at him, "Why do you lot keep trying to steal Kilee?"

Killer's ears just wobbled. And his nose wiggled. And he was just a cute little bunny. Who could be mad at him?

One of the bunnies gave Kilee a forlorn look before hopping over to Albus and staring up at him. Just then, Madam Pince walked in and was horrified to see wild animals in the library. She reached down to pick up one, but as soon as she did, 600 more came bursting in and began to drag her away as they did Kilee.

Killer and his two friends stayed though. And as Albus looked at Killer, he could have sworn he winked.

"Can you take care of Professor Vector next time?" Albus asked Killer, who just wobbled his cute little ears.

"You've lost it…" said Scorpius.

Kilee giggled as she nervously hopped off the chair and sat down again. The bunny still be Kilee's chair jumped in her lap. Kilee began to pet it as Rose once again entered, looking slightly worse for the wear. Kilee banged her book on the desk and watched in delight as Rose ran and hid behind a bookshelf.

"What is up with her today?" Albus frowned as Scorpius laughed.

The rest of the day went by fast, as the two other bunnies quickly became Albus's and Kilee's pets as well. Albus called his Fluffy, while Kilee named hers Bai. When asked why, she replied, "Because I like that name. Now pass the toadstools."

Other than that, the day remained uneventful until after supper, when they overheard Rose talking to someone nervously. Albus hid behind a book so he could listen without being seen. Scorpius grabbed him and shoved him behind a suit of armor while he just stayed on the other side of the corner with Kilee. It turned out that Rose was talking to Molly Ana.

"I don't know what to do," Rose moaned, "I can't not do it, but I can't do it either! I'm so worked up I can't even tease the Idiot Brigade!"

"Who?" Molly Ana asked.

"Malfoy, Finnigan, and Al," Rose replied, rolling her eyes.

"The Idiot Brigade?" mouthed Kilee, suppressing giggles. Scorpius grinned and then motioned for her to keep listening.

"—the letters! I can't tell my parents, either. They'd murder me!" Rose continued.

Just then, Kilee let out a snort of suppressed laughter.

Rose stopped talking.

"Go!" Scorpius hissed, abandoning Albus and running with Kilee.

Albus gulped from where he hid behind the statue. Some friends he had, Albus thought sarcastically.

"What are you doing?" snarled Rose when she found him.

However, before Rose could hurt him, three bunnies jumped out of nowhere and began to attack her, Fluffy leading the way. Albus ran for it. A few corridors away he found Scorpius and Kilee laughing.

He glared at them, "You left me for dog meat!"

"S-s-sorry Al," Kilee snickered.

"The Idiot Brigade?" Scorpius said laughing, "Is that really the best she could come up with?"

"Yeah, well," Albus shrugged," we're not ones to talk. We call her the Psycho."

The three bunnies hopped over to them. Albus bent down to pet them, "At least you three didn't abandon me."

Kilee sighed, "Come on Bai," she said to her bunny, "See you two later." And Kilee left for the Ravenclaw common room. Fluffy and Killer both took off after her.

As Albus lay down to go to bed, he vaguely wondered why Rose was so afraid. What letters couldn't she tell her parents about? He supposed he'd have to convince Kilee and Scorpius to investigate…

The next day, however, he had more to worry about. Rose seemed to be in an awful mood and that day was flying lessons for the Gryffindors and Slytherins. Kilee had even given them the bunnies as an extra precaution against Rose. Albus hoped he wouldn't need them.

"Alright class, get by your broomsticks, you should know what to do," Madam Hooch told the class.

Scorpius and Albus purposely chose brooms very far away from Rose. Rose, however, followed them. By the time they noticed, there were no other brooms left. Albus felt very relieved Kilee had left them the bunnies. Rose looked meaner than usual.

Just then, everything seemed to happen at once: Bai, Fluffy, and Killer jumped at Rose, Scorpius fell over, and Rose attempted to hex Albus. As Bai, Fluffy, and Killer had impeccable timing, Rose's wand jerked and her hex instead hit Madam Hooch straight in the nose.

Rose ran away. Bai, Fluffy, and Killer hopped over to Albus looking very pleased with themselves.

Just then, Rose came back wielding an egg-shaped object with a cross on top.

"Oh no!" said Albus, "She has the Holy-Hand Grenade!"

Scorpius scrambled to his feet, "Is that the crazy thing that's supposed to get rid of the bunnies?"

Albus nodded, "Uh huh."

The bunnies attacked Rose. "Ahh!" she screamed.

She threw the grenade in the air.

"Everybody get down!" said Scorpius.

Albus looked at him, bewildered, "Why will dancing help?"

The bunnies bowled him over. As Albus hit the ground, the grenade exploded. And everyone started to dance. Madam Hooch blinked and then groaned. And then she 'got down'. Scorpius burst out laughing… his chuckles increased when the smoke cleared and Rose stood coughing, her face full of soot and hair singed.

Bai, Killer, and Fluffy started to dance. Albus joined in on the general laughter. Ropse looked simply furious.

Once the dance was done, Bai, Killer, and Fluffy took off for their forest home.

"Don't go!" yelled Albus. Bai stopped, turned around, wobbled her ears, and came back. Killer and Fluffy ever so reluctantly followed her lead… but then they hopped past. Scorpius and Albus frowned and turned around to see Kilee hurrying toward them, looking worried.

"Madam Hooch! Madam Hooch! Professor Sprout says all the classes and students are supposed to go inside! There's been an attack! The teachers are suppose to go to her office!"

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