SO ya i just did another chap and YAY
Disclaimer: i do not own Naruto, But the Akamaru plushy is still here 8D
Chapter 2: Bright side to a bad mission
"Wow ... What a day"
Right then the seemingly harmless hokage stood up and called towards the three standing in the doorway. "Shizune, Hinata, Kiba come in a close the door"
With those words the three walked in and closed the door. Kiba now staring at the blond rolling on the floor holding his face had become more interested about how the little ball of orange ended up in that position so he just asked. "Ummm Lady Tsunade umm what happend to Naruto?" Once the busty hokage heard the question all she did was put her head down and pointed to her left to show the four what had happened. At first they didn't know what they were supposed to be looking at then Hinata looked at a massive Naruto shaped hole in the wall that had the whole imprint of Naruto's face whiskers and all. The four looked at that hole wide eyed for a good three minutes before Hinata got up the nerve (something she usually lacks) to ask the angry hokage.
"S-so umm w-what happened L-lady Tsunade?"
"Well as you can see Naruto decided it would be ok to go through my stash of sake that I keep under my desk" the hokage had begun to take out five bottles of sake that she wiggled each that showed to be empty. "As you can see each one is empty and the rest I don't think I have to explain the rest to you all".
"What!" Kiba looked like he was about to jump out of his skin
"Y-you can't be for real!" Hinata looked like she was about to faint
" ... well" Shino said with all the emotion he could muster up (Not a lot I tell you)
"Yes ... every last drop" Tsunade looked like she was about to burst into tears at the thought that this little blond brat had drank the only thing that was bringer her joy.
"B-but I didn't do it granny why would I anyways?" The first words Naruto spoke since Kiba had arrived could well be his last and Kiba could tell by the vain that was popping out from the hokages forehead that usually signalled her oh so famous, over used jutsu "Tsunade style: Ninja through wall/window jutsu". Knowing what was about to happen Shizune pushed everyone to the opposite wall of Naruto, Shizune had to stop herself from putting up a barrier to protect the four knowing what was most likely going to happen and that everyone in the mansion would be hurt if something happened.
"Well Naruto today is not your lucky day hehe" Tsunade said that with a grin on her face that got her a pale skin Naruto and a so to say "Scared shitless" Shizune and all of team 8. "Well Naruto I will not be throwing you through the window today" That one sentence got her a confused Naruto along with the other four."Instead I did something smarter to punish you and you can't say you didn't do it" Naruto was scared now he saw the grin Tsunade had on her face and wish he could die right there and then.
"God I'm so screwed" Naruto thought before Tsunade whipped out a scroll and it only worried him more when she bite her thump and started doing the seals for the summoning jutsu. "Oh crap oh crap this cannot be good I've seen her with her slugs and their acid spit and such, I am SOOOOOO dead now!" Naruto knew he was screwed and was about ready to run but before that could happen Tsunade had finished the jutsu and slammed her hand onto the scroll.
"Summoning jutsu!" Tsunade shouted out being followed by a poof of smoke which blinded everyone in the room for a good amount of time to wonder what Tsunade had just summoned. The jonin and the four genin were all thinking of what it could have been but all had the thought that it was defiantly a weapon that was going to be used on Naruto. Once the smoke had cleared everyone was looking at the summoned object it looked nothing like a weapon at all it looked like a projector for videos and such but this one was special since it was summoned by one of the sanin and if that didn't confirm its specialness the moving eye ball sure as hell did.
Everyone in the room seemed to be lost for words; their once extremely vivid thoughts of a deadly weapon were now replaced by this thing."Umm Lady Tsunade what is this?" Shizune was the first one to ask about this thing that was now on her desk.
"This is a recorder you see I noticed my sake was getting extremely low when I have barely touched it so I decided to place this room under a genjutsu that would record everything that happens in this room meaning if anyone came to take my sake" Tsunade said that while glaring at Naruto with anger trying to hold back her urge to punch a hole through his chest and leave it there" I would be able to see it but the only way to play the recording is with this thing and now I shall show you all the truth! That Naruto has been drinking my sake and thus braking two laws one being underage drinking two being braking into the hokage's mansion and stealing from the hokage".
Shizune heard all this from her hokage and could only feel very proud since Tsunade had always thought the best way to handle something was to beat the living daylights out of that person but now she has finally beat someone without having to use her fists or a wall. "Ohh Lady Tsunade I'm so proud of you" Shizune said in her head while fighting the tears that she would relieve once she was in her room but she snapped out of her proud moment to see that Tsunade was flipping through the hand signs to activate the recorder.
"Ok we will begin now" Tsunade pressed a button on her desk that that made the room get dark and a screen come down "Ok now we shall begin PLAY!". Everyone was now looking at the screen as it played which showed the everyday life of the hokage, jonin come into the room to hand her documents they needed her to sign, every so often a group of genin would come for a mission, Tsunade sleeping on the paper work that she didn't feel like doing and Shizune yell at Tsunade to wake her up. All seemed normal till Tsunade left to go to the "Lady's room" and the moment she left the window opened showing a ball of orange coming through. Everyone gasped at the site they saw next, they all saw Naruto go to the hokage's desk and press a botton and bend down, after a few grunt noises Naruto stood up and with a bottle of sake, the biggest bottle any of them have seen.
"Hehe granny's always got the best sake in the village" Naruto in the video said before pressing the botton and leaving.
Just then Tsunade had just got back and she just stood in the door way for a moment before saying" Hehe got the lil bastered"
When Kiba heard that he couldn't help himself he burst out laughing like a maniac "OH MY GOD NARUTO YOU SO STUPID HAHAHA!" was all Kiba could get out during his huge laughing moment and during that time Tsunade had ended the summoning and the room returned to what it looked like when they walked in. "Ohhh Naruto your so screwed HA" Kiba said finishing is laughing while everyone was staring at Naruto.
"Well it looks like you caught me granny"
"You really thought you could out smart me? The hokage of the village hidden in the leaves?"
"Not really but I was hoping for it hehe" If Naruto was trying to sound sorry he wasn't doing a very good job at it.
"Just tell me why you wanted to steal my baby ... I MEAN my sake" Tsunade looked like she was about to burst into tears from this lose.
"Well I just wanted to know what it tasted like and what it was like to be drunk I didn't mean anything by it I'm sorry granny" Naruto was now making his puppy dog face and tried to look as cute as he could sad thing was that this always worked on Tsunade, the annoying blond had always reminded her of her late little brother Nawaki but even so she had to do something to make the blond suffer."Well Naruto I hope you will no longer touch my sake" Naruto had a winning smile on before Tsunade finished what she was saying "So to make sure you will not touch my sake you will be on constant surveillance till I say that it is no longer needed".
"WHAT!" Naruto yelled out and looked at the hokage who had turned around."Why do I need to be watched granny Tsunade?"
"YOU DRANK MY SAKE YOU LIL SHIT NOW YOU BETTER SHUT IT!" the anger in the busty blonds voice meant that she meant business and the next person that defied would meet a window to the face. With that she turned to team 8 vain popping out of her forehead and everything "TEAM 8!" she screamed "I'm going to be assigning one of you to watch Naruto for about a week"
"Ok Lady Tsunade!" all of team 8 said at the sometime.
"Soo uhh who's goin to do it?" Kiba asked.
"Hmm not sure, how about you Hinata?"
"Uhh m-m-me w-w-watch N-Naruto-kun?" Hinata now looked as red as a tomato thinking of her having to watch Naruto day after day for a whole week, doing everything with him and having to sleep at his place for a night shift.
"Um Hinata?" Shino was now looking at Hinata as she was blushing
"So Hinata you ok with this?" Tsunade said to her
"Ya Hinata you could watch me you just have to bring your stuff from my house and we will spend the week together ok" Naruto did this on purpose hoping her got the reaction he always got no matter what he said to her.
"Umm I-I c-c-c- ahh"
"HINATA!" the whole room went to catch the girl who had just fainted
"Success" was what Naruto said in his head when she fell."Well I guess Hinata won't be able to do it so how about you Shino?" Naruto didn't know Shino enough to be called good friends but he knew one thing Shino couldn't stand."Both me and you could hang out and eat raman ALL DAY LONG!"
"..." Shino hated raman, the smell, the taste just everything about it was horrible it even made his bugs want to run."I don't think that I'm suited for a mission such as this sorry Lady Tsunade"
Tsunade had now run out of people to choose from and was left with one last choice."Ok Kiba Inuzuka, I now assign you to guard duty your mission is to guard Naruto for one week understood?"
The dog boy looked at Naruto before turning to the hokage and yelling to her face "HELL NO!"
"HELL YES YOUR DOING THIS!" Tsunade yelled back
"Why can't you get ANBU to do this!"
"ANBU does other things ok just do this and there's going to be 10,000 ryo with your name on it ok" With that Tsunade pulled out 10,000 right out of her boobs and waved it showing it to the greedy dog boy who almost whimpered at that amount of money.
"hmph ... fine ill do it"
"Good" Thats what she said but what she thought was "I WIN ONCE AGAIN HAHA!"
"WHAAAA" was all Naruto let out and everyone turned to him and just sighed. "WHY IS IT DOG BREATH THAT HAS TO WATCH ME?" Naruto did not look pleased but nor did Tsunade and you want Tsunade pleased.
"Well since Hinata fainted and Shino looks like he might puke he's the last option enjoy" and with that Tsunade opened the door and the four genin walked out. Outside is when they all went their separate ways; Shino was going to bring the unconscious Hinata back home while the other two went home. Kiba was now packing for that night since he had to spend it with Naruto then he had an idea and he pulled out the pot from his pocket.
"Hmm this could work out" was all he thought before closing his bag.
Author's Notes: Well thats it i had so much trouble ending this (not good with endings) and i hope its good lol ALSO next chap you get something special hehe i will try my very best to write it well since i have never done a lemon before if you want to give me some hints on how to write a good first lemon plz review and tell if ya want also tell me what you think of the story so far thanks ^_^