61 way to piss of Kenpachi Zaraki
1)offer to put his hair bells on for him
2)better yet, steal said hair bells
3)say yachiru did it
4)if yachiru say she will tell kidnap her
5)torture her by stealing her ice-cream
6)give her ice-cream to byakuya
7)exclaim in a loud voice saying how you didn't think it was possible for him to be beaten by the pansy-ass ichigo
8)say eye paches are for gay's
9)paint his eyepatch with hearts rainbows and stars
10)say only loner don't know the name of there swords
11)tell him ikkaku and yumichika are fucking behind his back
12)say that they want him to do a threesome with them next time
13) insist he joins in
14) video it
15) send it to all the other captains
16) tell yachiru kenny is her father
17) shout loudly at random moments : OMG they killed kenny! The Bastards!
18) whenever he walks in to a captain meeting play teh star wars theme song very load
19) tell him yachiru stole his position as captain
20) and that he is now her bitch
21) ping his bells and run away
22) saying mahhahaha
23) tell him hanatarou could kick his ass
24) say that byakuya is more manly than he is
25) get byakuya to tell him that eyepatches were so last century
26)make byakuya do the hair flick and walk away
27)you follow doing the same
28) tell him that gin was staring at his ass
29) tell him that aizen has a wall full of pic of him
30) even funnier, tell him tousen was staring at his ass
31) stalk him until he gets paranoid and starts smashing things
32) make him pay for everything he breaks
33) and make him fix them as well
34) climb on his back and sing "Ken-chaaaaan!" into his ear
35) wait until he goes to a hot spring and then dump byakuya's koi into it
36) tell Byakuya
37) blame Kenpachi for the death of the fish
38)Watch as Byakuya kills him
39)Take Pictures
40) wink at him and walk off
41) watch his WTF? face
42) and laugh
43) try calling his zanpakuto
44) slap your forehead and cry in mock surprise "oh! you don't HAVE a name!"
45)make one up
46) call it at random moments
47)hide behind a wall was say "Kenny its your zanpakutou speak to me"
48) record his answer
49)give in to Unohana and say he has gone mental and need treatment NOW
50) insist he goes and lock him up in a mental asylum forever
51)make him watch people fighting
52) forbid him to join in
53) visit him
54) bring yachiru
55) make him have a tea party with yachiru
56) bring lots of teddies
57) surround him with them
58) make him cuddle one
59)that one being a byakuya plushie
60) put him in a pink dress
61) send a picture of him in the pink dress cuddling the plushie to byakuya