20 Ways to Piss of Ichigo
Tell him that Rukia picked Renji over him
Tell him that you told Byakuya that he was keeping Rukia in his closet
Call him strawberry
Tell him that his hollow form is more manly than he is
Tell him that he would bottom in a guyXguy relationship
Tell him that he looks like Naruto with Spiky hair
Tell him that Renji could kick his ass any day
Steal his zanpakutou
Dye his hair pink in the middle of the night
Ask him if he would Cosplay as Yachiru
'Forget' to tell him that Kenpachi is looking for him
Ask him, 'why such a big sword, are you making up for something'
Tell him that you told Byakuya he got Rukia pregnant
Ask him if he wanted to be a strawberry when he was born
Say that Renji and him would make a good couple
Say ' just like a married couple' when they fight
Get Rukia to draw bunnies of his face at night
Tell him that no one likes him, they only want his power
Tell him that he is a fake Shinigami and never will be a real one
Tell him that Renji is smarter than he is