20 Ways to Piss off Shunsui
Flirt with Nanao
Steal him Sake
Call him lazy
Say that Ukitake was never him friend he was only using him (Only Jokein)
Tell him that long hair is for girls
Say that he looks wired in his hat
And that his 'Pink thing' Looks gay
Have Yachiru draw on him
Die his hair green
Then cut it all off
And say there is something wrong with him
Steal all his girls
Pick on the little girl part of his zanpakutou
Tell the head captain that he, he slacking off
Tell him that he is no longer attractive to woman
Tell him that they all want Byakuya, not him
Take his Captain title off him
Give it no Nanao and make him the vice-captain
Lock him in a room full of paper work
Don't let him out until he has done it all