20 Ways to Piss Off Grimmjow
Demote him to espada 7
Say that Ulquiorra Has a wall full of pictures of him in the shower
Call him Grim-kitty
Die his hair orange
Say he looks like Ichigo
Say that Aizen is his father
And Gin is his mother
Say that he would make a better Shinigami than an espada
Say that Luppi is more manly than he will ever be
Send him a bag of cat nip
Say it's stupid not to have a name for your sword
Give it a name (Fluffy)
Call that name whenever he is around
Ask him if he wants to have a threesome with Ichigo and his hollow form
When he says NO laugh and say he need to take a chill pill
Say he needs to get laid
Ask him 'Have you ever taken it up the tail pipe'
Give him a book about how to get a girl
Chop his other arm off
Draw lines on his face like Ulquiorra