30 Ways to Piss Off Renji Abarai
1) Set him up on a blind date with Byakuya and blame it on Yoruichi
2) Tell him that Ichigo got Rukia pregnant
3) Steal all his head bands
4) And all his hair bands
5) Point at him when he walks past; make sure other girls can see him
6) Call him Red Pineapple
7) Scream very loud 'Renji has a hard on' when the captains are near
8) Start a rumour that he loves Byakuya
9) Steal all his glasses
10) Jump on his back and say 'Giddy up horses'
11) Walk over to him when he is doing paper work and pat him on the head and say 'who's the good boy'
12) Tell him that Ichigo is so much better than his
13) Lick him
14) Tell him he needs to lose wait
15) Call him 'Tarzan' and wave a banana in front of him
16) Tell Kenny that Renji wants to fight him
17) Leave love letters on his desk say they are from Gin
18) Ask him 'why such a huge Bankai, are you compensating for something?'
19) Say Zambimaru is stupid and Senbonzakura will kick his ass
20) Tell him that Rukia will never love him
21) Tell him that Rukia never was his friend she just wanted him for the sex
22) At Christmas sing the 'Renji the red haired death god' song
23) Say that he would so be on bottom in a guyXguy relationship
24) Say that the guy to top him would be Byakuya
25) Tell him chappy the bunny is going to visiting and Byakuya orders his squad to go dressed up ... as bunnies
26) Get him a very tight FEMALE bunny outfit
27) Ask him he has tattoos EVERYWHERE !
28) Tell him that he will never surpass Byakuya
29) And that he will be under him all the time... hint that the under can mean two things
30) Ask him if he draws on his tattoos every morning
31) Tell him that Byakuya wants to get him pregnant