A/N: A big thank you to the reviews, alerts, and favorites! As to those who want to know if Sephiroth gets his memory back, read to find out…^^

Disclaimer: In 1st Chap.

Warning(s): Never tell Genesis to call the police for you. Why? You'll find out… XD!

"HAHAHAHA! Wait! You said this guy did what!"

"Genesis this isn't funny! My life and career was in danger and all you do is laugh! Some friend you are!"

"Psh! The only thing that was in danger was your ass… Literally…HAHAHAHAHA!"

Sephiroth rolled his eyes as he paced back and forth around his desk where his telephone speaker was located. He still couldn't get over what had happened to him at the post office and decided to call his long time best friend, who happened to be a famous actor and singer, to see what he should do about the weird guy at the post office. All he got was Genesis busting out laughing as advice…

"Stop laughing! I find none of this funny! What do you think I should do?"

"I say go on and let him tap that till the sun comes up!"

Sephiroth scoffed and stopped his pacing.

"What the-! Why would I let him do that! The last I checked, I'm not gay!"

"And the last I checked, you've never been with a girl since the first grade and I was your first kiss."

"Having to kiss in a play does not qualify as having my first kiss!"

"No, but we made out when you got drunk for the first time."

"Which was you're fault!"

"I know it was since I did it on purpose."

"Do I really want to know why you did that?"

"Depends…"

Sephiroth sighed.

"That still doesn't make me gay."

"It doesn't make you straight either…"

"So then what does it make me!"

"Well, if you let me come over I can surely help you decide…"

"…Are you hitting on me?"

"Depends."

Sephiroth growled as Genesis laughed.

"You're starting to sound like that guy in the post office…"

"That's a good thing, no?"

"No it's not! It's nowhere near being a good thing! Why the hell would it be?"

"Because the guy obviously must be hot in order for you to still be thinking about him."

"I wasn't thinking about him! I'm concerned for my own well-being!"

"Right…and how long ago did this incident take place?"

"About three weeks ago."

"My point exactly. You can easily get over a fangirl sneaking into your house and taking naked pictures of you in a day, which were completely sexy by the way and I'm using one of them as my wallpaper on my laptop, but you can't get over a guy that says he wants you to be his bitch for three weeks? Sounds to me as though you like this guy and I want to meet him when he's finished making you his bitch to compare why you let him top you and I can't!"

"I'm not thinking- WAIT, WHAT DID YOU SAY! TAKE THAT PICTURE OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!"

"No way! That's my late-night spanking material when I'm touring and Angeal can't come with me…or whenever I feel like using it."

"Okay seriously Genesis, I know we're friends and all but what you said just crossed the line."

"You should've known that I'm a habitual line stepper by now Sephy."

"Or just a pervert."

"That too. By the way, are you wearing that short robe that reaches the middle of your thighs and nothing underneath it?"

Sephiroth gasped and turned a deep shade of red before yelling into the speaker.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT!"

"I didn't. You just told me."

Sephiroth rolled his before he heard his doorbell ring.

"Hold on a sec, Genesis. Someone's at the door."

"Mhm…"

Sephiroth tightened his robe before walking to his front door and opened it. He raised a brow in confusion when a man, that was shorter than him, was holding a package that was too big for him to see the man's face.

"Package for a…?"

"Yes that's me."

"Alright then... If would please step aside and let me place it on your floor? This is quite heavy and fragile and I don't want to pass it to you just in case it drops."

"Sure…"

Sephiroth moved aside to let the short man in as he went back over to his desk. He stopped walking when he heard his front door shut and lock and turned around to see the man standing in front of the door with his hat hiding his face.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Sephiroth asked in a fierce tone and loud enough for Genesis to hear, just in case anything goes wrong.

"Hey what's going on in there Seph?" Sephiroth heard Genesis ask with concern laced in his tone.

"You can tell your friend not to worry. I just came to visit you to make sure you were okay. After all, I am your boyfriend."

Sephiroth's eyes widened when the man took off his hat and blond spikes and blue eyes came into his vision. Sephiroth did the first thing that came to mind. He screamed as he quickly scrambled over to his desk as the blond slowly walked to him with a smirk on his face.

"HELP! GENESIS! CALL THE POLICE! IT'S HIM!"

"Wait! What? What are you talking about? What's going on in there!"

"IT'S THE MAN FROM THE POST OFFICE THAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT! HURRY, PLEASE CALL SOMEBODY! ANYBODY!"

"…Ohh! That guy! He came to check up on you! How sweet of him! Sounds like the guy's nicer than me..."

"What the hell Genesis! Who cares what you think I need you to call the police for me!"

"And miss out on hearing you moan like a bitch as he plows into you? I think not!"

"GENESIS!"

"Okay, okay! What does the guy look like? They're gonna ask me."

"He's short with spiky blonde hair, blue eyes, fair skin, and an evil smirk on his face."

"Hey that sounds like the guy I met at the post office last week! Cloud, are you there?"

"I sure am." Cloud said as he grinned at Sephiroth trying to move away from him by moving to a different side of the desk when he got close to him.

"I didn't know you were the one he was talking about! But hey! You take it easy on him because I had him first and I want him back after you're done."

"Sorry Genesis, but I don't share…"

"Hey! Don't make me bring Rapier over there! I know where he lives!"

"Go ahead; I'll have my First Tsurugi ready to go." Cloud laughed as he heard Genesis do the same. Sephiroth blinked in confusion before he began to yell.

"STOP SOCIALIZING WITH THIS RAPIST AND CALL THE POLICE! And what the hell is Rapier and First Tsurugi! Are they pets or something?"

"Well, it seems as though the uke still has yet to get his memories back, right Cloud?"

"Yep and Sephiroth, I'm not a rapist by the way."

"I DON'T CARE AND I AM NOT A UKE YOU BASTARDS!" Sephiroth yelled as he picked up the snow globe on his desk and threw it at Cloud. Unfortunately, Cloud had good reflexes and ducked, making the snow globe crash in to his glass trophy cabinet, completely demolishing the cabinet where he kept his first award for best male actor.

"OH MY GOD! OHHH NOO! MY TROPHY!" Sephiroth yelled as he pushed Cloud out of the way and ran over to inspect the damage.

"It's about time that thing broke…" Genesis snickered.

When Sephiroth bent over to find his award in the pile of glass, he forgot about how short his rope was and Cloud couldn't help but whistle and grin in approval at the view that was in front of him as he leaned against the desk.

"He's bending over isn't he! Damn I should've came over there earlier! Is it just his ass out or is there more?"

"Oh yeah…there's a whole lot more…"

"Dammit! You have a camera phone on you? Take a picture and send it to me!"

"Take a picture of…what?" Sephiroth began to say but stopped when he felt how cold his rear end was and blushed in embarrassment in realization of what Genesis was talking about. After he quickly stood up and pulled his robe down, he turned around to see that Cloud had the biggest grin on his face.

"Nice robe..."

"Fuck off! I hope you know that you're paying for all of this!" Sephiroth said as he pointed to the demolished trophy case.

"I can build you a new one… It's no big deal." Cloud said nonchalantly.

"And you- Oh, really? You can do that?"

"Mhm. I won't charge you for it either."

"Oh well…thank you…"

"You're welcome."

An awkward silence settled over them until Sephiroth decided to break it.

"Are you leaving now?"

"Nope." Cloud said with a smile on his face as Sephiroth rolled his eyes before moving over to where the desk was and leaning against it.

"Genesis, will you- ACK! GET OFF OF ME!" Sephiroth yelled when Cloud pinned him to his desk with a grin on his face.

"You know Seph, has anyone ever told you that you're beautiful when you're angry?"

"No…I don't think so…" Sephiroth said with a blush on his face and turned away from the smiling face of the man above him.

"Oh that's bullshit! I told you that before and you gave me a black eye!"

"No, I gave you a black eye because you grabbed my ass after you said that you perverted bastard!"

"Touché."

Sephiroth yelped when he felt his robe come undone and lips at his neck.

"Wh-what are you doing?"

"I'm making you become my puppet." Cloud said ashe leaned up to kiss Sephiroth's lips before he bit down on the pale flesh on Sephiroth's neck, making the movie star moan in pleasure. After he made sure he left a nice size love bite on his neck, Cloud began to move his lips downward until a hand grabbed his arm in a strong grip. Furrowing his brows he looked up to see narrowed green eyes.

"Oh shit…"

Cloud tried to move away from the silverette, but a pale thigh wrapped around his leg before the movie star switched their positions and pinned him to the desk.

"Dammit! I was so close too!"

Cloud rolled his eyes when he heard the very familiar chuckling and saw the very familiar smirk on the man above him.

"Silly little puppet…once a uke always a uke. There's no changing that."

"Psh! Tell that to the people who made you a uke in this lifetime, Sephiroth!"

"I was never a uke! I don't even fit the role of being one, that's your job."

"Umm, Seph, I'm glad you have your memories back and all, but…you were definitely a uke in this lifetime and a hot one at that..."

"And how do you know that Genesis?" Sephiroth said as he glared at the speaker.

"I…don't think you really want to know…"

"Explain. Now."

"Well…one time at this party, I got you very wasted, I mean BEYOND getting drunk, and-"

"What! You had my Sephiroth! Lucky son of a bitch…" Cloud said with a frown on his face, ignoring Sephiroth frowning at him.

"I suggest that you not be at your house after I finish showing Cloud who's seme and who's uke in our relationship, Genesis."

"Yeah, I figured…but it was so worth-"

Sephiroth reached over and broke the speaker with his fist before looking down at the blond underneath him, who was grinning sheepishly, with a smirk on his face.

"Umm… Welcome back?" Cloud said nervously, having a good idea of what Sephiroth had in store for him. Maybe wanting to top Sephiroth wasn't worth the punishment that he was about to receive…

In the end, Sephiroth was satisfied with being dominant again, Cloud was very sore and couldn't go to work the next week, and Genesis cancelled his new tour because he couldn't see out of his swollen eyes and was upset that his favorite naked picture of Sephiroth was gone…along with his laptop…

The End.

A/N: BIG THANKS TO THOSE OF YOU WHO REVIEWED, FAVORITED, ALERTED, AND READ THIS STORY! :) Do read my other stories if you want more Seph/Cloud entertainment! Thank you and…goodnight!

-KTK