I'm such a great writer, so here's chapter 3

A Bladder And An Allergic Reaction

For the reference, I wrote this one all by myself. No help. Im proud, deal with it.

Vince's POV

Howard really was acting strange, I mean, he lied to me about my hair! How could he? I spent 2 whole hours on fixing it… anyway, there was a lot of tension in the zoo at the moment. I was with my favourite animal in the whole zoo, (a young gorilla named Bollo) when a man in a black cloak and a hat was arguing with the pink thing he was carrying under his arm.

"You absolute plum duff. I am not getting you an ice-cream. We came here for a mission. Observation is everything, so shut up and leave me to work." The man in the black cloak spoke arrogantly. What was with all the jerks in cloaks at the moment?

I was a little surprised when the pink thing answered back.

"Oh, right sunshine. You've always had it out for me, and now you won't even go for a quick ice-cream? This, I dare say, is an outrage." They walked off grumbling at each other as I cleaned the gorilla enclosure. They backtracked, staring at Bollo like he was everything.

Some interesting individuals. I would have asked for their numbers if I wasn't working.

Saboo's POV

Why had Dennis lest me with this incompetent bladder? We had argued all the way here ("Saboo you slag") and had a lot of arguments about transportation ("I come with a papoose") and now he wanted ice-cream? We were on a mission!

The heist was very important. If I could just muck it up, there's no way Naboo could ever become a shaman. Dennis had hid mind set. We had to have this gorilla, or nothing.

"Can I help you?" asked a small man with funky hair, who was obviously staff. He was smiling as he said "id like to get your numbers if you don't mind, you two look like a pair of interesting individuals." I wasn't impressed.

"I don't socialise with people of your standard."

"When your with me, you do you slag! Now get this guys number. I get along well with this type." Tony spoke up from under my arm. I once again regretted volunteering for this.

"Well I don't-"

"Here you go, this is the home number" he said before I got the chance to turn him down. I took the slip of paper "catch you guys later." He walked off.

"Nice going tony, socialising with the enemy? You're an idiot."

"You and I don't see eye to eye sunshine. All part of my strategy."

I sighed and kept walking. These plans never worked out.

Bob Fossil's POV

I was dancing in my office when there was a knock on the door. I ignored it and continued my practice on the screaming ocelot. I had my hand to the back of my head when the door opened unexpectedly. A man in a hat stepped into my office. He was old and creepy looking. It was scary.

"oohhh, what you doin' you barmy geezer?" his cockney accent worried me. I was allergic to cockney accents. "I'm 'ere to 'andle some un-finished business I 'ave wi' a couple o' geezers what left me stranded in the forest. Oohhh the pain, oohhh, the agony what it put me through. Im 'ere to slice 'em an' make a pie outa them intestines what of theirs."

By this time I was swelling up. I couldn't answer back.

"Fine, I'll just find 'em meself, and for your unkindly lack of co-operation, once im done, ill come back to bleed yer!"

My swelling went down as he left. What was with all the scary people coming into my office recently? I would put the blame on Howard moon. That would teach that little bitch.

Howard's POV

I had become angry with Vince for no good reason. It wasn't his fault people liked him. I had sent him to go clean the gorilla enclosure. I was on my way to apologise, when an extremely rude man in a black cloak barged past me. He was holding what looked like a bladder. Then I thought; that's just what Vince would describe as an 'interesting individual'.

I ran the rest of the way to the gorilla enclosure, thinking so loud I was sure people could hear my thoughts. 'Im sorry Vince. Im so sorry' was all I could hear. My heart pounding, I slipped out from behind the reptile house, seeing the gorilla enclosure.

Vince was laughing. Laughing. After I had yelled at him to leave, he was just happily chatting with Bollo, the gorilla. A dark shadow played about my face. Nobody cared about me. Even Vince. I could easily be replaced to him. If I left, he would just have that gorilla for a companion. I swore revenge that day. And nothing was going to stop me.

Vince's POV

I heard a clunk from behind the reptile house. I turned around to see a hurt- looking Howard depart the scene. I was still remembering the way he had yelled at me to get out earlier, and I was upset at the fact he didn't trust me.

I know I looked happy, I always did… But I was hurting on the inside.

"I have a bad feeling about this." Grunted Bollo the gorilla. I smiled at him, not wanting to be awkward.

"Don't worry, I know it will be fine." I said. But the only thing is…

I diddn't.