I know you love it- chapter 5 (I feel like bob fossil right now)

A Letter And A New Shaman

Not much action, but a first sighting of Naboo everyone! Enjoy.

Vince's POV

Ok, so what if my home had been ruined, and I had absolutely no possession in my name? So what if I was abducting a small child and simultaneously being hunted by a psychopathic cockney? So what if I was on the run and my best friend hated me? My life was still perfectly on track. Ok, so maybe it wasn't.

It was dark and I was frowning out of the window when I realised I could see my reflection it. I smiled at my reflection, admiring my shiny teeth and layered hair.

Then I remembered Bollo.

I took out the note, looking it over. It said:

Hey there sunshine, You gave me your number earlier and we didn't get to talk. I'm writing this in hope you remember me from this morning.

Only this morning? It felt like three mornings ago. wait, did that make sense?

My name is Tony Harrison, and my slightly taller friend was Saboo. Oh, and he wont be happy I'm keeping in contact, so don't tell him. That guy is a slag. We took your monkey-arse friend for our new shaman- Naboo. I think you two would get along. I am a member of a shaman council, located notoriously in the black forest. In Canada. No, I'm yanking yer, were located in a highly unknown, secret forest just north of Leeds. I plan on calling as soon as i get a phone. and someone to dial for me. Come visit sometime. Hope to

contact you soon- Tony

I was shocked. That pink bladder wasn't that clever for the amount he talks.

"Hey, Howard, look at this!" I laughed. He read it over, looked up, and the expression on his face was clear.

Howard's POV

I wasn't going after Bollo. Screw that gorilla freak. Ruin the only friendship I really had at the zoo. My face contorted in rage at the bright hope in Vince's eyes.

"right." I said, calming myself. "We hide in Portsmouth for a few months, then return to the zoo." Vince's smile faltered.

"But we have to get Bollo!" he cried "Portsmouth and Leeds are aged away! We go to the forest in north Leeds, rescue Bollo, dispose of the shaman creeps, and then go back to the zoo where Bollo's monkey strength can get rid of the hitcher."

Vince had obviously put a lot of thought into this. I had to admit- I was a little taken aback at the amount he wanted Bollo to be safe. so for the sake of Vince's feelings, and that alone, (personally, I wanted that monkey killed in this ceremony or whatever) I agreed. His face lit up and I almost smiled.

Almost.

Bob Fossil's POV

I was worried about Vince. He had been gone for a couple of hours, and I was hiding in a small race car. Ok, it was my bed. See, I'm cool. Do you have a race car bed Howard? I think not!

I had decided to follow the hat man. He seemed to know where to find them. I had asked him about it, and he said if I was silent for the whole journey, it would be fine; which was easy, seeing as every time he spoke my throat swelled up.

So I got out of the race car (my bed) and came to the hat man's truck.

"Ready, blue pants geezer?" he asked. I nodded, because A) he had told me not to speak. B) my throat just closed up

I crawled into passenger, and looked out the front window. Wherever you are vincy, I'm coming.

Saboo's POV

We had the gorilla. I was devastated. Naboo, that second-rate druggy was going to be on the board of shaman. and a gorilla familiar! i was slightly offended that Dennis

had never been through so much trouble for me.

Naboo stepped into view.

"Ahh, Naboo, I have been expecting you." spoke Dennis in his usual deep voice.

"Well, yeah. You did say around 8:00 right?" Naboo questioned. I mentally face-palmed. This joker has no idea.

"I have acquired you a familiar. A gorilla as such. Naboo, the enigma, meet your lifetime companion- Bollo, as he sais his name is to be."

The ape walked out from behind a bush. Hands tied, he stumbled across to naboo. "you may untie his hands" Dennis continued "as a sign of mutual trust and respect, and a form of bonding."

"By the way he's tied up, it looks more like a form of bond-"

"ENOUGH tony!" Dennis looked annoyed at the interruption." now untie his hands to prove your friendship." Naboo untied the ape's hands.

"Is that it?" asked Naboo

"You have walked the path of a shaman, young Naboo." He spoke solemnly.

"Glad that's over," piped up a certain Tony Harrison. "Because I invited a friend over. I think he's coming soon. You remember Saboo, that nice electro poof we were talking to in the zoo."

This time, i really did face-palm.

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