Yao-chan - I present to thee ~ Wish 2!

Wish 2

"So you two, let's discuss the matter of payment," Yuuko laughed as she fell upon the chaise lounge.

Fai looked up at Yuuko. "But Kurgi hasn't stated his wish," he pointed out.

"His wish was for companionship. You'll fit that well enough." Yuuko grinned wickedly, "Your price is you have to endure another month of Ashura's torment. Kurogane will learn his soon enough."

"Hey I meant I wanted I a girlfriend!" Kurogane screamed.

Fai felt the blood in his veins grow cold. Another month of Ashura, huh? He gave it another week before he ended up dead in a ditch somewhere. He took a deep breath and then plastered another grin on his face.

"Okay, that'll work."

Kurogane's hair shook like the quills of an angry porcupine, "I did not agree to anything!"

"You made a wish and therefore - a contract." Yuuko shrugged slightly, "Unless you want to pay with your body." Yuuko slid her sleeve down, revealing her slim shoulder.

"I don't want to sleep with the anti-Christ," Kuro growled.

Fai laughed airily, "You must be specific when making a wish Kuro-myuu! If you aren't someone will take advantage of your lack of specification! Besides, I may not be a girl but I assure you I can be a good friend!" Fai grinned mischievously, proving in his own way that Kurogane's words could be twisted and misinterpreted.

"Thanks, but I think I'll pass" Kurogane attempted to exit Yuuko's small shop.

Yuuko grasped the back of Kurogane's shirt and dragged him back to the couch. "Either go with him or I, personally, will make you a castrated man."

"Oh my~!" Fai sang happily then giggled like a school girl, "And then you'll never find a woman!"

"I hate you both." Kurogane muttered.

"You better." Yuuko smiled her wicked little grin. "After all I haven't told you your payment yet..."

"Hey! Not fair!" Fai poked his bottom lip out, pouting like a small child. "I wanna know Kuro-chi's payment. He got to know mine!"

"He's moving in with you and Ashura."

Authoress' Note:

Yao-chan- DUN DUN DUN! What now you guys!

Elda: I am a seme, I am a seme, I am short and evil and hyper like a puppy. I do seme.