New Experiences.

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or nothing to do with it it belongs to it's respective owners, How ever I own this Story!

Warnings: If you do not like words that rhyme with 'truck' 'pitch' 'runt' then this story is not for you, It is rated as M for a reason - It's very mature. Consists of Sex scenes and many swear words.

Authors Note: Enjoy the fic but it is very very O/C and A/U - Rated M!

Chapter two - Strange things are happening.

Noah Puckerman was having a great day surprisingly.

He had found out during gym practice that he's not the only person on the foot ball team who may or may not be the father of Quinn Fabray's unborn child, Apparently it was between himself and 3 other members. Steven Hastings, Tyler Westwick and Daniel Meester.

Naughty Quinn he thought to himself with a smirk.

Was it wrong that he felt relieved to know that there is a huge possibility that the baby may not be his? Sure if he knew 100% that the baby was his then he'd find another job so he could provide for Quinn and his baby, And be the best Father he could possibly be, not like his deadbeat Dad.

For now tho he wasn't going to worry about it, I mean it's not like Quinn has asked him for help, And she's always rudely rejecting his offers saying how she don't need him, He's a Lima looser, A pathetic little boy, And she needs a real man to be the Father of her unborn baby, Now that had really pissed him off it was like a kick to the groin. He knew he wasn't perfect, far from it but he would so change if the baby was his.

Spotting his good friends and fellw team mates, Mike Chang and Matt Rutherford he slammed his locker shut and made his way over to the pair.

"Sup puck." Matt nodded with a grin.

"Haha that totally rhymes!" Mike laughed loudly causing both boys to look at him with a 'what the fuck?' look, He stopped.

"Well I don't know about you two but I'm beat and fucking starving shall we?" Puck grunted out slinging his back pack over his shoulder and walking out to the hall way where people were frantically whispering to each other, That's not good normally when Puck enters a room all eyes are on him, An that's how it should be.

"Damn I wonder what happened?" Mike said to the other boys looking around the corridor.

Puck spotted Jacob Israel walking down the hall way and grabbed him slamming him into a locker.

"Jewfro what the fuck is going on?" He hissed out being flanked on either side by Matt and Mike.

"God, Rabbi what ever, Some lord has sent us an angel we've been blessed." He said non-chantley, Eyes glazing over and a dreamy far away look plastered on his face, Just by looking at him Puck felt sick unhanding him he made his was to the lunch room with his boys to get some grub.

Noticing Finn and Quinn sat with the Glee Kids he made his way over and plonked his ass down followed by Matt and Mike, Nodding hello to everyone on the table before tucking into his beef burger. The table were in conversation about which song to preform next and one that would make them win, Now that Rachel has been suspended for two weeks.

Crazy right? Goody two shoes gleek Rachel Berry being suspended from Glee, It's hilarious. Especially watching her blow up on Quinn, That was odd everyone knew Rachel could defend herself but usually she kept to herself and ignored what people said to or about her, But she blew right up on Quinn once she mentioned the other Glee kids.

Everyone was shocked, Rachel Berry was actually defending them? But that's not the worst part, When she wasn't chosen for a solo she didn't put up a fight instead congratulated who ever did get it, lately she was more then happy to hand her solo's over to other people in the group, She'd actually become ok, She usually hanged with Mercedes and Kurt they were like BFF's or what ever that gay shit is called now er days.

Tina and Artie had always kind of got along with Rachel but now even more so, Brittany also didn't seem to mind the girl no more and stopped drawing over pictures of her, But the worst was that even Santana stopped glaring at her and talking about her or coming up with funny nick names for her with Quinn.

Strange things are happening at William McKinley High School.

Suddenly the whole cafeteria died down and went silent, You'd probably be able to here a pin drop. Puck was pissed he wanted to know what the fuck all this commotion was about, Turning his head to follow everyone else's gaze his eyes fell upon Santana being flanked by Brittany and some other Cheerio, A hot one who he don't recognise.

'Stupid fucktards.' he thought to himself going back to eating his burger and cracking open his can of coke, So this was why the whole school had gone crazy then, Santana's probably took over Quinn's place as cheer-captain. Woopty friggin do, he mentally rolled his eyes.

Once again silence fell upon the table, He didn't bother looking up until he heard Brittany speak.

"She looks hot we get it, Get over it!" Brittany said. Looking up Puck's eyes bugged out, The new hot cCheerio was Berry? As in Rachel-Goody TwoShoes-Gleek-Crazy-Batshit-Berry? No fuckin way, could this day get any freakier? Puck quickly done an up and down on Rachel, Noticing she was wearing make-up, Her hair was up and she was wearing a Cheerio uniform, He swears that's the first time he's ever seen her wear anything but argyle print.

He noted the uniform looked like it was painted on her, Sticking to all her women curves, It done her boobs justice and made them look kind of huge, And damn her legs looked long as hell. 'Fuck I've been staring.' He curses to himself then adverts his eyes only to notice, Every male on the table was doing the same minus Artie.

Brittany took a seat next to Mike and patting the seat down next to her for Rachel, Which happened to be directly across from him, Santana took a seat between Rachel and Mike.

"What the hell is going on and I want full details!!!" Kurt screeched, Causing Puck to laugh to himself, Typical queer, Not the he minded, Hummel was actually kind of cool and an awesome kicker, Not that Puck would ever say that aloud.

"Well after I got booted from Glee because of someone," Rachel stopped to glare across at Quinn who was sat between himself and Finn, "I was trying to blow off some steam when these two showed up and asked me to join the Cheerios, I of course obliged." She finished with a grin to every ones shocked faces as if it was nothing.

'I mean Crazy social outcast totally joined the Cheerio's every day.' Puck thought to himself sarcastically with a smirk.

"No you missed out how much you wowed Miss Sylvester speechless with your awesome moves!"Brittany said taking a sip of her water.

"You did?" Mercy said, Puck liked to call her Mercy cause it totally wound her up, And he was so badass.

"Yup she was immediately put on the squad and announced Co-Captain along with Britt, Miss.S was practically drooling!" His ex-girlfriend Santana laughed but Puck noticed she said it directly to Quinn when she spoke. San was defending Berry? Everyone on the table must have been thinking the same judging by their faces.

"Co-Captain? Yeah right Coach don't even do them she just does Captain's!" The blond who could be carrying his baby screeched.

"How would you know? Last I checked your not part of the Cheerios no more?" Rachel said aloud with a smirk quite similar to Puck's gracing her face, But seriously Berry only just decided to grow a back bone!? Seeing the brunette fire up on Quinn her enemy and the popularist girl in the school, Was hot.

Puck was biting his lip trying not to laugh, Normally he would be all badass and laugh in Quinn's face but there's a chance she could be his baby-mama so he refrained from doing so, But noticed majority of the people on the table had to bite their lips to refrain from laughing even Hudson was, And that was his girlfriend.

"Who do you think you are talking to me like that Berry?" Quinn spat aloud and once again the cafeteria silenced Puck noted.

"She's my Co-Captain of Cheerios, You know the squad your no longer on? Last I checked she's now table of the social ladder and your way way below the bottom Quinn, Face it Rachel was right, Your a nobody you need these Glee kids more then ever, So stop bitching at them before you lose them!" Santana bit out in a pissed tone.

Since Quinn had become pregnant and booted from the Cheerio's, She was just as normal as anyone else in the school, She even got the occasional slushie.

The more Puck thought about it the crazier it sounded. So Quinn and basically become a no body and got fat whilst Berry had become a some body and had a make over. Rachel got booted from Glee, Quinn got booted from Cheerio's.

Rachel joined the Cheerio's and become Co-Captain.

Quinn was in Glee and currently the lead female until Berry's suspension ended.

San and Brittany are now friends with Berry and actually liked her. The pair defending Berry and shouting at Quinn?

What the fuck. Role reversal much?

And out of everyone, It was Berry. Could this day get any crazier? What next zombies?

"Yeah Quinn back off, Cause the Glee kids are cool so if you mess with them you mess with us!"Brittany hissed, Silence fell upon the table before Quinn got up and rushed off in a tantrum, Finn being the good old lap dog he is and following after her.

"Well that was weird." Artie said breaking the silence before going back to whispering with Tina, Puck didn't understand why the didn't just make-out go fuck and make it official. They were practically eye fucking each other everyday and always having secret conversations.

'I bet they're already fucking!' Puck shouted in his mind a smirk falling upn his face.

"Damn girl you look fine, And loving the new attitude."Mercy added with a grin talking to Berry before reaching over for a high-5, Who actually does that nower days?

"Mmm hmm, Suits you princess." Hummel said smiling.

"Yeah man, I got to agree. Berry when your not blabbering in and actually speaking and acting normal, Your hot as hell, Especially in that uniform!" Puck said aloud before thinking, quickly adding a smirk cause that's what bad asses do. He noticed her cheeks turnt bright red.

'Oh yes puckerman, The ladies just can't get enough of you.' he thought to himself.

The rest of lunch went by in a blur for Puck he was multi-tasking, Checking out the girls, Thinking dirty thoughts, Throwing a few pervy comments at Berry, And talking to Mike and Matt about how they were totally going to kick ass at Fridays game against the West Martians.

I mean dude what a gay name.

After winning they were going to go to the party San was throwing at her house and search out some fine ladies to reward them.

Occasionally he would join in conversation the table but when the subject 'Oh my god what are we going to wear!?' was bought up he pulled out and re started a conversation with the boys minus Kurt, About man stuff none of that gay shit, Cause what ever Puckerman wore he would look like a stud.

When Tina and Artie said they would be at the game but couldn't make the party cause they had a date he told them "Bout fuckin time."

Once lunch was over he made his way to Glee club along with the other Gleeks. 'Fuck I just referred to myself as a Gleek.', Minus Rachel who was going to go meet Miss Sylvester to learn the routine the Cheerio's would be preforming on Friday.

"Whats crawled up your ass?" He asked Mr Schue as he entered the room, Dude looked like some on just kicked him in the balls, Pacing around the room face red. Before taking a seat next to Finn, Matt and Mike.

"Nothing, Nothing at all." Mr Schue replied clearly lieing.

"It's because Rachel is on the Cheerio's duh." Brittany said, Everyone looked at her like she was crazy, Why was she telling him? I mean that's if he didn't already know, Because if he didn't that would totally suck for him he was already in a bad mood as it was.

"Yes Brittany, thank you for pointing that out." Mr Schue said with a tight smile.

"Well she won't be on there for long, You did the right thing expelling her from Glee, She was a total bitch - excuse my language - She was stealing the spot light and making everything about her, I say good riddance."Quinn said speaking up.

"I didn't expel her Quinn, She was simpily suspended for a short time, I'll just shorten it even more and ask her to re-join!" Schue said.

"Wait hold up!" Mercy said standing up her hand on her hip, Puck was waiting cause he knew what ever Mercy had to say was going to be good.

"Mr Schuester, When Rachel blew up she got expelled, But blondey over there does is, actually cussing and she just gets dismissed? Hell to the no that aint on!" She fumed out, Puck silently agreed, It was true after all. Schue ran a hand through his hair frustrated deciding he needs some air.

"I'll be right back." He said before leaving the room.

"Urgh why you even sticking up for Rachel she's vile and-" Quinn started only to be cut off by Mercy again.

"Quinn shush!" Hummel said silencing the blond wanting to watch his girl blow up, It was always entertaining.

"You fag!" Quinn hissed towards Kurt.

"Whoa, whoa you are not gonna cuss at my man Kurt. Listen up white girl, Firstly if you carry on with all that lip I will cut you, Secondly you need to stop stabbing my girl Rachel in the back or i'ma bust your face, I'm not taking all your shit no more and I'm sure half the Glee won't, And as for Rachel being vile? Girl you is the one whos pregnant in high school, I doubt Finn is yo baby daddy!" Mercedes fumed, spitting the words out at the blonde, She was furious of white girl always getting her ass kissed, Well not no more.

"She's totally right, Q your 16 and your knocked." Brittany laughed.

"Yeah you hardly got any room to talk." Santana added.

"A-and y-your head of the celibacy club." Tina added with a stutter out of habit. "Sorry habits die hard." She said smiled.

"And your a Catholic, Isn't marriage supposed to happen first?" Kurt said in his diva voice shooting a glare at the pregnant blond.

"Ahmen to that! So listen up blondey keep your bullshit to yourself none of us want to hear it, And stop cussing everyone just because that's the only thing your good at, And pray that you don't piss me off again and make me go all blacky-chan on yo white ass." Mercedes said taking a seat.

"That's some Jerry Springer shit." Puck muttered with a low chuckle.

Shortly after Mr Schue returned looking abit better and everyone went back to practising, Glee flew past but no one was really in to it today, There minds seeming to be else where, And when Schue bought up Regional's everyone suppressed a sigh.

"We need Rachel back, She's the only chance we got at winning." Artie spoke what everyone was thinking.

"I'm sure Rachel will be back, I was actually going to find her tomorrow and ask her to come back, I'm sure everything will be fine." He reassured.

"Oh please, Your going to have to do alot of kissing up for Princess to come back to Glee, What you done? Was so mean, It reminded me of when Bambi's mom got shot...." Kurt said his voice trailing off towards the end and eyes glazing over.

"Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy." He said his voice cracking, Everyone looked at him like he just grew another head, But he ignored their stares, Clearly they were insensitive. Mercedes gave him a sympathetic look.

"She's in a better place now Kurt." She said giving his hand a tight reassuring squeeze before facing Mr Schue.

"But he's right, We got yo back this time Mr Schue, But just make sure that vanilla over there backs off my girl" She said glaring at Quinn.

"That's settled then, I trust you two will win us back Rachel but in the mean time we need to focus, Quinn I think it would be best if you avoided situations with Rachel unless necessary, And refrain from winding her up, Or I may have to dismiss you from the Glee Club,"

Quinn nodded in response loking down shamefully.

"Ok well good work today guys."

"Good work seriously? We sucked." Kurt said packing up his things.

"Enjoy the rest of the day, And I'll see you tomorrow. Good bye." Will said, Everyone grunted out a response before heading towards their last period, Thank full that they day was almost over.

Whipping out his phone Kurt typed a quick text to Rachel.

TO: Princess.x

Princess, Meet me and Mercedes after school, We'll wait by your locker for you, Have some good news.

Love you, Kurt and Mercedes. :] x

"Come along now poochie, Maths is calling." Kurt said in a sarcastic voice linking arms with Mercedes and walking through the crowded halls, Tina, Artie, Finn and Quinn following behind them. Mike and Matt headed towards history and Puck went nurses offices to get some well needed sleep.

"Practice was such a drag today." Kurt said with a dramatic sigh.

"I know, It was so quiet without our girl." Mercedes agreed.

"I wonder how she's getting along?" Kurt pondered

Chapter two completed, I'm sorry if it didn't satisfy any of you just hit me with a review and let me know where I can improve, All reviews are welcome positive and negative. What do you think of my Mercedes did I get her character correct? Please do not take offence to anything I've wrote, But seriously I hoped you enjoyed this chapter, It took me ages writing it, I accidentally exited the page so I had to start all over again argh! Most is from Puck's perspective but as you can see it changes towards the end. I'm going to attempt to write Sue again in the next chapter, Just a quick warning the third chapter will be extremely short, but it will be Rachel's practice one on one with Sue, And may show Sue rubbing it in Will's face that's Rach is on the squad. Sorry if I've disappointed, Hit me with some reviews!

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