New Experiences.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or nothing to do with it it belongs to it's respective owners, How ever I own this Story!
Warnings: If you do not like words that rhyme with 'truck' 'pitch' 'runt' then this story is not for you, It is rated as M for a reason - It's very mature. Consists of Sex scenes and many swear words.
Authors Note: Enjoy the fic but it is very very O/C and very A/U - Rated M! 'Not to offend' please read at the bottom, I left you a small message.
Chapter three - Frustration.
Sue Sylvester walked into the staff room at lunch time with a grin plastered on her face, Carrying a tray of Starbucks coffee in one hand and a bag of danish whirls in the other, Feeling ecstatic. Walking with a slight bounce.
Will Schuester and Emma Pillsburry broke off their conversation once they acknowledged another presence in the room and looked up to see Sue leaning over them with a grin on her face and a gleam in her eye that kind of scared the pair of them, Sue was never like this unless she was up to something, Something no good.
"Will, Emma can I interest you in a coffee and a danish whirl? Fresh from Starbucks, Steaming hot and freshly ground. Good, your welcome!" She said placing one down in-front of both of them before pulling out a chair and taking a seat.
"Um hi Sue." Emma said nervously, It was obvious that Sue hated her, But she was shocked when Sue replied without an insult, normally she was calling her ginge, Taking the mick out of her OCD or insulting her clothing attire.
"Afternoon." Sue replied leaning back.
"Wow, Your in a good mood today Sue, Any particular reason?" Will asked cryptically, A happy Sue Sylvester was not good.
"I enrolled a new Cheerio this morning, With her talent we'll be at Nationals sooner then expected." She replied not skipping a beat.
"Is that so." Emma said, Shooting cautious glances towards Will.
"Yeah, And we're going to win, They should just hand over the trophy and save them selves time and other competitors the humiliation, There's hardly going to be a competition, My girls are the best after all I did train them. So we'll be flying out then we'll bring home a nice big shiny trophy, To place in the large Cheerios achievement cabinet, You know with all the other trophy's and awards we have won, It's just down the hall next to the tiny Glee Club achievement cabinet, If you could call it that." Sue said sipping her coffee, Letting the Sue they all know and hated slowly sink in.
"Good for you." Will said feeling slightly peed, He turned his attention back to Emma about to resume conversation when Sue interrupted him again.
"Yeah she's a real star, Has amazing potential, Very determined." She said, eyes gleaming more then ever.
"That's cool I guess,Well enjoy your lunch" Will said trying to get the point across that he wanted her to leave.
"I feel sorry for the girl, Some dick-weed teacher blew up on her today and stopped her from doing something she loved, Because she was defending her friend's honor, I feel bad for the poor guy, She's fuming about it, But it only makes her more determined as a Cheerio, Terrible what teachers are like these days eh?" Sue said taking a bite of her Danish Whirl.
'Bit hypocritical of you Sue' Will thought to himself, But he did feel sorry for who ever the new Cheerio was, Must of been horrible, And now she has to put up with Sue Sylvester of all people. God help the poor girl, She doesn't know what she's getting herself involved in.
"That's harsh, Tell her to pop by my office if she would like to talk about it." Emma said, Feeling sympathetic for the girl.
"I'll pass that on to Ray, All though I'm not sure she'd go for it." Sue said, It was now even harder trying to not smile. 'Wait for it..Wait for it....'
"Ray who? I don't recognise the name, Is she new?" Will asked actually showing interest, 'I wonder if she could sing, We could always do with more recruits in Glee.' he thought to himself happily.
"Gosh no, She's been here since the start, In fact you both know her very well, Especially you Will, Rachel Berry ring a bell?" She said smiling smugly. "Oh would you look at the time, I better be off anyway, I need to go learn my new Co-Captain the routine for the big game Friday, All though I'm sure she'll pick it up really easily, She is a star after all." She said standing and placing her empties in the bin, Big grin still evident on her face only now it looked eviler then ever. If possible.
"What!?" Will fumed rising from the table, He couldn't believe it, She must be pulling his leg.
"I think you heard correctly perm head." Sue sneered.
"No, I think I heard wrongly, your clearly lieing Rachel would never join the Cheerios, The idea alone is preposterous. To think you'd make up such a lie just to try and piss me off? It's crazy Sue." He said, honestly believing Sue was winding him up, Even Emma was shocked.
"Nope I'm afraid not Schue, What can I say the girl obviously has common sense. And can I just say I find your accusations offensive and irrational, I will not allow a curly haired Spanish teacher speak to me in such tone, I suggest you apologize, I may even forgive you seeing as I'm in such a good mood, I guess that's what success does to you." She said, saying the latter smugly.
"You can't do this Sue! Rachel is my female lead." Will shouted angrily.
"Can and have my friend, Surprisingly it was she who came to me, And I belive the term your looking for is 'Was' your female lead, She is now MY Cheerios co-captain. You started this war Schuester so deal with it."
"How did I start this war?" He asked confused but still furious.
"When you allowed my Cheerios to join your pansy ass, Scab-eating, mouth breathing Glee club." Sue roared.
"OK if it's a war you want it's a war you'll get." He said standing directly in front of Sue.
"Sounds mouth watering, You sure your ready to come play with the big boys?" She said, The pair now standing head to head.
"Oh I am, Are you?" Will said through clenched teeth.
"I was born ready, Oh it's so on I am going to create an environment that it so toxic, no one will want to be a part of that club, Let alone ever talk to you, Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple, and I salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing living could grow there for a hundred years. You know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs." Sue spat out.
"I'm look forward to it." Will replied his jaw tight.
"As do I, I can almost taste my victory!" She hissed.
"I will destroy you." He spat out, Emma sat their staring at the pair, Not knowing what to do.
"I'm about to vomit down your back." She replied, eyes narrowing.
"OK, guys I think that's enough." Emma said standing up, The pair both took a step back.
"Shut up ginge, And can I just say that your top? It's atrocious, How you can wear such a thing scares me,I wouldn't use it to put out a fire, Let alone wipe my ass with it. It should be against the law to wear such thing." Sue shouted towards William McKinley's school guidance councillor, immediately silencing her.
"Bring it Sylvester."Will bit out, He was even more pissed now. It was one thing to insult him and Glee, But to insult Emma, It just wasn't on.
"You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination: Horror!"
"Can't wait." Will replied.
"Good, Me either, And can I just say I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help, but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting." She said through clenched teeth, her eyes in slits. "Now I got to go, You know my new Cheerio, Rachel? Yeah she's waiting for me."She said before turning on her heel and heading towards the Gym.
Will ran a hand through his hair.
"Your hairs lovely Will." Emma spoke up, Will looked at her confused and then gave her a tight lipped smile, Before uttering out a goodbye and making his way towards the Glee Club's practise room, feeling very peed, He didn't understand what the hell Sue's problem was. Mean while Rachel was biting her lip, trying not to let irritation take over.
"This is not dancing on ice for monkeys who have two left feet!" Sue fired towards the petite brunette. Along with many more insults such as:
"I find your performance offensive."
"What a disgusting site."
"You make me want to pull my hair out."
"I'm not even catholic, But you make me want to suddenly pray for mercy!"
"Are you trying to bore me to death, If so your succeeding!"
"Failure, Look it up in the dictionary, bellow it the definition will read 'Rachel Berry'."
"I've seen paralyzed people preform better then you, Whilst having their hands tied behind their back, And wearing blindfolds!"
"You make me want to vomit, then eat it so I can vomit again!"
"What a disaster."
"You think this is hard Berry, Try living with hepatitis that's hard!"
"Argh I can't take this anymore!" Rachel fumed throwing down her pom poms.
"You know what Miss Sylvester?," She paused sneering the name ready to give Sue one of her famous Rachel Berry speeches.
"Maybe just maybe if you were less irritating and stop breathing down my back and insulting me, I'd actually be able to over come my errors and succeed and accomplish the correct routine! And perhaps you should be less apathetic and take other peoples feelings into consideration, It will hurry along the process even faster! You know what? In Maslow's book of Hierarchy of Needs it says to succeed in life and emotional, social and physical needs, Encouragement is a necessity, Also you should make me people feel a sense of belonging, And to be quite frank I don't feel that here, In fact I feel the total oposite, It's like your purposely being a pain in my ass so that I will quit the Cheerios, it's obvious you don't want me on your squad hence you being so rude, But it's not going to work, It's only going to push me harder and make me more determined," She paused to take a deep breath,
"And can I just add that your always going on about how 'your cheerios' are performers?," She laughed harshly
"Well news flash, I am a performer, A tremendously talented one at that, I'm going places, I'm going to be a star, I've been preforming since I could walk which is practically my whole life, I'm one of, If not the most talented performers on your squad so you should really take that into consideration, You know why? Because that is how Rachel Berry See's It!" She fumed, Mocking Sue even using her hands to make a C sign. Before storming off in a tantrum.
And that was the second time that day that Rachel Berry made Sue Sylvester speechless, Not only had she been accepted on the squad, But she didn't take bullshit and actually stood up to Sue Sylvester, Something no one, minus the curly haired obnoxious nauseating Will Schuester, ever done. Sue expected Ashton Kutcher to jump out any second and and tell her she'd been 'punked'. She waited 5 minutes. It never happened.
"Ray, you made a coach proud today, Something which rarely, no scratch that, never happens. Also can I just say that your speech was delicious and refreshing, You remind me of a young Sue Sylvester, Only I have better hair and fuller lips, Well done give yourself a pat on the back."
Sue remembered now why she allowed this young girl to join her squad.
- She was amazingly talented and actually made her, Sue Sylvester, speechless.
- She reminded her, Of herself when she was a young cheer leader.
- And to get one over on Will Schuester. - 'Mission successfully accomplished.' She noted to herself with a grin.
Ray was officially her favourite Cheerio, And she actually R.r.r, 'Come on Sue you can say it' She said to herself.
She actually R.r.r, Respected her! Whew finally. 'Well done Sue, You never cease to amaze yourself.' She thought to herself.
Rachel was stunned, She goes off on one at Miss Sylvester expecting to be expelled from school and possibly deported from Lima, Because come on this is Sue Sylvester were talking about, But instead she comes in and compliments her? Wow today has been crazy.
"I am sorry Miss S, but it just got to much and I couldn't take it!" Rachel said, Even feeling angry just thinking about it.
"Apology accepted, When dealing with one of my Cheerios, I need to make them terrified, it's like mothers milk to them - without it their bones won't grow properly." Sue said dismissively waving her hand like it was nothing, Rachel was even more confused now then before.
"Ok, Understood Miss S." She beamed standing up putting her phone back in her bag and smoothing down her uniform.
"Miss S eh?" Sue said thinking it over. "I like it, I'll allow it now should we try again?" She said not waiting for an answer and heading back towards the gym, Rachel put her bag back in her locker and followed behind her determined to get the ropes of the routine.
45 minutes later and she had successfully accomplished her mission, Of course there had been a few slip ups and she expected Sue to go off on one again but surprisingly Miss Sylvester didn't say nothing, Rachel felt more relaxed, her self-esteem rising and got more into and finally she completed the routine perfectly and efficiently.
"Well done Ray, You impressed me today, Go get yourself a protein shake and put your feet up you deserve it, I'll see you tomorrow after school for try outs, I know you won't let me down Friday and I look forward to watching you preform." She said to Rachel, Almost whispering.
"Did you just compliment me?" Rachel asked confused, 'I thought she was supposed to be a arrogant self-centered bitch?" She thought to herself.
"Yes I did, It was hard, But I'm Sue Sylvester, Meaning if you ever tell anyone I will denie it" She said before heading to her office.
"Well in that case thank you, I'll see you tomorrow Miss S!" Rachel grinned her bright million dollar watts smile before bouncing off to her locker to gather up her things before meeting up with Kurt and Mercedes. Whilst she was sulking in the Cheerio locker room she received a text from Kurt telling her he had some news.
Noticing she had finished 5 minutes early, And everyone else was still in class she clawed out her phone from her new prada tote bag and text Kurt.
TO: Handsome [x]
Hey Handsome, I finished early and I'll be waiting for you and Miss Chocolate by my locker, News?
Sounds interesting, Can't wait to hear, I hope it's positive and not negative, I have some myself,
All though you probably won't believe me hehe, See you shortly. Ly xo xo
Once the message was sent she leaned against her locker patiently waiting, Shortly after the bell rang signaling end of school, she spotted Santana and Brittany heading towards her with grins on their faces. She almost flinched, Then rememberd she was now a Cheerio and these girls' were her friends.
"Hey Rach," Brittany grinned leaning over to cuddle the petite brunette, Catching her off guard she still couldn't believe that these two were actually cool with her, It's an over-whelming feeling tho.
"Hey girl!" Santana said doing the same, Rachel hugged her back before pulling away grinning.
"Hi girls! How was Glee?" She asked curiously, Wanting to know how they were doing with out it, It saddened her that she was suspended from Glee for something that was completely irrelevant, 'Oh well only another 13 days and 9 hours.' She thought to herself.
"Hmm interesting, But we'll let Kurt and Mercedes fill you in on that, But how was practise with Coach?" Santana asked with a smile.
"Surprisingly, It actually went well. I've learnt the whole routine and Miss S said that I done really well! Crazy right?" She laughed nervously.
"Very, If your on her good side, It's good believe me you should feel proud of yourself, It took Quinn like two years for Coach to even slightly like her, she's only just started liking me and Brittany, And neither of us has been told we done really good, So congrats R!" Santana grinned holding her fist out, Rachel awkwardly bumped her fist causing the other girls to burst out in laughter, Rachel soon joined them.
"I'm sorry it's just I still feel really nervous around you two, Like I don't know what to expect, It's still hard to grasp the fact that I'm actually friends with the pair of you and that I'm apart of the Cheerios, It feels like I'm in a dream and I'm anticipating when I'm going to wake up! Today has been so crazy!" She babbled on nervously.
"Woah Chill Rach, We understand that your still cryptic about this, but believe me I'm thinking the same, Brittany is and majority of the school, But it's good you know? That we've over come everything, I'll admit at first I was kind of unsure about you joining the Cheerios but actually hanging with you today, I've got to know you and your a really nice person, And were friends."Santana grinned speaking truthfully.
It was true, At firsts she was just going to let Berry join the squad and then let her do what the hell she wanted, But spending today with her she learnt that Rachel Berry is actually kind of cool and a really nice person when you actually take time to get to know her.
"Nu uh!," Brittany added. Rachel suddenly got really nervous and felt her palms start to sweat. Santana looked at the blond confused.
"I agree with like everything San just said, But not the part of us being friends," The blond added, Rachel started to panic she had went in head deep, She knew she couldn't be this lucky, Oh god! What has she done?
"Britt what the hell ar-" The Latino was cut off by her fellow Cheerio.
"Because were best friends!!" She grinned grabbing both girls and pulling them into a hug, They all started giggling and Rachel was finally able to breath, Relief washed over her. 'I was stupid to think they were leading me on, We're friends. Get a grip Rachel.'
"Yeah I totally agree." Santana said, Doing a Brittany and pulling them into another big hug.
"Wow, Today has been epic, I mean first I got the boot from Glee yesterday, Today I joined the Cheerios, Then I become friends with you guys, I blew up at Quinn, Miss S actually complimented me, And now were best friends, Wow." Rachel laughed.
"Yeah but it's been a a good day, Wait! Miss S?" Brittany said confused, Coach Sylvester said it was mandatory that she only ever be referred to as Coach, Coach Sylvester, Miss, Miss Sylvester, or .. the superior one.
"Yeah we were talking and I kind of came out with it and then she was like and I quote 'Miss S eh?, I like it, I'll allow it'." Rachel answered attempting to mock Sue's voice but failing, Not understanding what the big deal was did she have like a name list or something?
"Wow you must have made an impression on Coach for her to allow that, Well done. Anyway me and Brittany are heading over my house you want to come over?" Santana asked hopeful.
"I can't, I'm sorry Kurt and Mercedes already asked me, But I could do tomorrow?" Rachel replied with her famous smile.
"Sure, Sounds great. We'll pick you up in the morning then?" Brittany asked eagerly, Rachel debated she really wanted to drive her new car, She had only recently passed her test and got her new car last week but it had to have it's M.O.T done and her Dad's were picking it up today whilst she was at school.
"Urm, Well I passed my driving permit last week, And got a new car, And I haven't had the chance to drive it yet as it's been in the garage but Dad and Daddy are picking it up today so could I pick you up instead?" Rachel asked hopeful, Really wanting them to agree, She couldn't wait to finally be behind the wheel of her baby!
"Sure!" Santana grinned, wrapping her arms around Rachel before stepping back.
"Sounds cool, We'll see you then Rach." Brittany said hugging the petite brunette once more.
"Bye Rach!" They say in unison.
"Bye Britt, bye San!" Rachel waved turning around the other way wondering where in the hell Kurt and Mercedes were school finished 5 minutes ago. She started searching the hall way with her eyes but no such luck.
"Looking for someone Berry?" She recognised the voice immediately, Noah Puckerman. Turning around she came face to face with his chest, Blushing she took a step back and looked up.
"Hi Noah, And yes actually I'm waiting for Kurt and Mercedes, You haven't seen them by any chance have you?" She asked.
"Why must you insist on calling me Noah? And No last time I seen them they were leaving Glee and going Maths." He grunted out in response.
"Because it's the correct and appropriate thing to do, I'm sorry if you don't like me calling you it, But I won't stop, And Ok thanks for the help." She said trying to step around him only for him to block her way.
"Why so desperate to escape Berry?" He leaned down and whispered in her ear, "I know you want me really, So stop beating around the bush".
She stopped and looked up at him furiously, Placing her hand on her.
"No, Noah to be quite honest and by saying this I hope I'm not bursting your bubble, But No I don't want you and your accusations are ridiculous, Now I would greatly appreciate if you would step aside so I can go find Kurt and Mercedes." She hissed out.
"In English Berry, Damn your gonna give me a headache." He replied, Damn Rachel Berry and her lectures.
"OK let's see, A way to say this so your pea sized brain will comprehend," She paused placing a hand on her chin and adverted her eyes as if she was thinking.
"What ever helps you sleep at night, I hate to burst your bubble but this is reality, not you dream land. All though I am flattered that you dream of me, But lets keep at that ok? Now move!" She said quirking her perfectly sculpted eye brow at him.
Was she insinuating that he had wet dreams about her? "Who are you and what have you done with Rachel Berry?" He asked with a smirk.
"Baby, I've been me all along, You just never took the time to ever get to know me!" She said in a mock seductive voice raking her nails up and down his chest, Noting how strong it was, She wondered what he looked like topless? 'Get your head in the game Rachel!'
"B Berry what are you doing?" He said shocked, Rachel Berry could actually be seductive was one thing, but was also trying to seduce him? And being successful? Whilst also making him feel guilty? He was Noah Puckerman, A bad ass he didn't feel guilt.
"I don't know what your talking about Puck, I'm not doing anything," She paused and leaned up and whispered in his ear, "Yet."In the most huskiest voice she could muster up , She didn't know what the hell she doing and where she was getting the confidence to do it from.
I mean she's Rachel Berry, and He's Noah 'Puck' Puckerman, someone who had tormented through out all her time at William McKinley, Made it his job to humiliate her and slushy her everyday, The schools bad ass and all though Finn was quarter-back anyone would tell you Puck was the star player. (ha player, how ironic.) Not to mention freaking hot, And here she was mock seducing him, let alone actually having a conversation with him.
If anyone would have told her two weeks ago that she, Rachel Berry, Would be doing this she would laugh in their face and refer them to a mental hospital, in fact probably look up a phone number and ring them herself, for them.
Puck was stunned, He didn't know what to do, Normally he was in control and had the ladies wrapped around his finger, Using his charm to make them putty in his hands, He was the one doing the seducing whilst the lucky female was stood speechless, Not the other way round.
Especially with Rachel Berry of all people.
Yet here he stood completely speechless, But like he said previously - Today has been a crazy day.
Rachel leaned back down and took a step back biting her lip, and looking up at him through her lashes. It was then that she spotted Mercedes and Kurt stood behind Puck, mouths agape. She started to panic, Wondering what they were thinking of her, And if tehy thought she was being serious. She was only teasing him, And she hoped they knew that.
She had come far and couldn't lose her composure, So making sure her voice was steady and came out strong in her normal chipper voiceshe said goodbye, As if the previous conversation herself and Puck had shared had never happened.
"I guess I'll see you tomorrow Puck." She said stepping around him quickly linking arms with Kurt and Mercedes and pulling them along with her out the exit and towards Kurt's black 4x4, But before leaving the school she looked back around only to see him still stood firmly in place, his expression not changed. Team Berry 1 Team Puck 0. She thought to herself with a grin.
'How, What, Berry, Seduce, Cold Shower." Puck muttered under his breath finally able to talk, All though just barely.
Climbing into the passenger seat of Kurt's fancy 4x4, She awaited for one of her fellow Glee clubbers to shoot questions at her, Of all people trust it to be the two most Gossip Girl like people of all West McKinley to over here her conversation. Whilst pulling out the lot she still waited for the questions to come, But they didn't
Which she was thank full for, She didn't even have an answer for herself about what just occurred, How in the hell she got the confidence she doesn't know, And seriously that was so unlike her. 'It's the darn Cheerio uniform!' she shouted in her mind. Looking out the window she briefly wondered where they were going.
She knew she now has alot, of explaining to do.
Chapter three? Done! I hope you liked it, And I'm sorry if I ruined Sue, I did try my hardest to write her but seriously she's so hard to write, despite being one of my favourite members on Glee. I don't know where in the hell the whole Rachel seducing Puck come from, It just came out of no where, I hope it's good tho. Also I know I said In my previous Authors Note that this chapter was going to be extremely short but yet it's the longest one so far, It's like my fingers started typing and I couldn't stop! LOL.
I love Santana/Rachel/Brittany friendship, And I'm glad you seem to be enjoying it also. Your reviews are amazing, And greatly appreciated. Some of you have pointed out that my grammar and spellings could do with some work, I'm really sorry about that, And I will try and improve. Thank you for pointing that out :)
Also a reviewer - 'Wlshygirl79' mentioned how she loved the whole Glee being a family, Including Quinn. I know I'm writing Quinn of as a bitch but don't worry it won't stay that way through out the whole story, I actually have what I hope is a good plot for Quinn/Rachel, And that will come shortly.
Once again I'm so glad this story is a success, I didn't think it would be and all your reviews have proved me wrong, So a huge huge thanks to everyone who takes the time to review, Your what makes me want to go on with this story. So please carry on reviewing positive or negative, Everything helps. I hope you liked this story, And enjoy the rest. Until next time. :]
'Not to offend'
I'm not going to lie, your review really upset me, But I have taken what you said into consideration about my characters being very out of character, And I will try and write them more into character, But only if thats what my readers want. So readers, Would you like for me to write Santana out as a bitch and Quinn as she was in previous episodes (trying to reform herself) The desicion is up to you.
Bur for the record can I just state that this is fanfiction, Fiction being unreal, Fanfiction gives people a chance to write about how they would look the plot to go, And that's what I've done. I've clearly stated that this is A/U, hence Santana being nice (But only to Rachel, Brittany other Cheerios and the foot-ball team, I haven't had a chance to write her out as a bitch yet!) If I wrote it out like the producers of Glee did, It would hardly be any fun, and hardly my story, In fact there would be no reason to write it. If you don't like, don't read.
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