New Experiences.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or nothing to do with it it belongs to it's respective owners, How ever I own this Story!
Warnings: If you do not like words that rhyme with 'truck' 'pitch' 'runt' then this story is not for you, Rated M because I'm paranoid.
Authors Note: Just like to say that I'm still really sorry. I've tried better with my grammar and spelling in this chapter; I hope it's easier for you to read now. It is very out of character, but I'm going to try to not go over the top with that. :-)
Chapter four - Rach-vention
It had been approximately 20 minutes since the trio had pulled out of McKinley's parking lot; Kurt and Mercedes still had yet to say anything.
"OK! I can't take it no more. Why are you two being so quiet? It's really irritating me now and I'm starting to feel really uncomfortable. I know you two, remember that." Rachel gushed out not being able to bite her tongue any longer.
She noticed Kurt and Mercedes share a look, with a quick nod before Kurt spoke.
"Princess, have faith in us." Was all he said before going back to being silent. Rachel just nodded her head, all though she was still really annoyed.
I mean, it's just so unlike them. Around 5 minutes later, Kurt's 4X4 pulled into the 7-eleven parking lot. The trio climbed out and Kurt locked up before walking round to the passenger side and linking arms with both Mercedes and Rachel.
"7- eleven seriously Kurt?" Rachel laughed softly.
"Well I noticed how hot and flustered you were earlier, during your conversation with Puck, And figured a slushie should cool you down." He said in a teasing tone to the petite brunette. Causing her cheeks to turn crimson. And so it begins.
The three divas were now suited in a booth in the back of the small store, Rachel found herself blocked in with Kurt on one side and Mercedes on the other. Everything was silent, and not the nice kind.
"Yum, grape slushie my favourite." Rachel spoke up feeling awkward.
"Is that so? Better let Puck know that for future reference." Mercedes laughed out loud
"So...I was speaking to San and Britt earlier, whilst waiting for you might I add, and they said something about Glee?" Rachel asked trying to make conversation and get away from the smirks and stares Mercedes and Kurt were shooting her way.
"Oh cherie, your attempts to make us go off topic are amusing." Kurt said in a clipped tone, a crooked smirk on his face.
"Nu-uh miss diva, not gonna happen. Why don't you start by explaining why your in a cheerio uniform?" Mercedes grinned.
"Oh, erm, well...Due to my recent dismissal at Glee Club, I've been focusing alot more on dance; I find that it helps me vent. Anyway whilst doing so this morning, it appears Santana and Brittany saw me. Apparently Miss S was in complete bitch mode and instead of making Santana captain of the cheerios, she ordered the squad to find the perfect replacement. By doing so you get the captain place." Rachel said, playing with her hands.
"And you were the perfect replacement?" Kurt asked sipping on his drink and crossing his legs.
"Yes, I've been dancing since before I could walk. I've drabbled in all kinds, tap, ballet, hell even irsh dancing! Plus I'm a gymnast." Rachel said proudly. She was pleased with her record of performing and would show it off any chance she got.
"I can't say that I'm surprised cherie. Although who is Miss S and why was she in 'complete bitch mode'?" Kurt said leaning closer, now fully interested.
"Coach Sylvester. And because Cheer Nationals are close, and she was short of one member due to Quinn's pregnancy. The rules are similar to Glee; but instead of 12 members as minimum, you got to have a minimum of 18 with Cheer Nationals. And don't worry Kurt, despite her being in complete bitch mode; she got nothing on you!" Rachel teased with a wink causing Mercedes to giggle and Kurt to smile fondly.
"Ok, why Rachel is a cheerio solved. Now you, Santana and Brittany friends?" Mercedes said confused.
"How did you guys know we're friends?" Rachel asked
"We'll get to that after cherie, please do continue." Kurt smiled.
"Well obviously now that I'm a cheerio they got to like me, especially considering I'm co-captain along with Britt," Rachel laughed, sipping her drink.
"Co-captain?!" Kurt asked, his eyes bugging out. Rachel and Mercedes looked to Kurt, then to each other before breaking into a fit of hysterics.
"I'm not amused." Kurt said with a glare, causing the girls to sober up. But wide smiles still on there faces.
"I'm sorry Kurt, but your face was hilarious." Rachel said biting her lip to stop the giggles, Mercedes 'Mmhmmd' in reply.
"Yeah yeah, on with the story." He replied, waving his hand in dismissal.
"Where was I? Oh yeah co-captain...Aparently I was the first person to make Sue Sylvester speechless. And because of my obvious talent and determination she thought I'd be perfect for the role. Which I find crazy, because honestly who an earth on the squad is going to listen to 'Rachel the freak Berry'?" The petite brunette said somewhat sadly.
"Girl you aint no freak, and if anybody tells you different? You tell me and I'll bring my chocolate thunder down on their sorry asses." Mercedes said reaching across the table and giving Rachel's hand a small squeeze.
"That's right cherie. Although I doubt I'd be able to do alot, I'd give some of those sluts a bitch slap they won't forget! Plus you are their co-captain, they got to listen to you right? And you're now friends with the two most popular girls in school, who also happen to be head cheerleader and your fellow co-captain; they'd be crazy not to. Which leads us to how you are all friends?" Kurt added with a grin and imitating slapping someone.
"True I suppose, thanks guys," Rachel paused and smiled at her friends. "As for becoming friends with them I don't know, it's kind of weird you know? Apparently Brittany has never not liked me, she just thought I was abit scary. And before she joined Glee, she didn't even know that I existed. She likes everyone in Glee, but she was under Quinn's orders when she joined. She's so cute though!" Rachel said fondly.
"That's understandable. I mean Brittany liking you is believable. But Santana? That's just crazy. She's like the Queen of all bitches! Don't take offence to that cherie." Kurt said patting Rachel's hand and smiling kindly.
"I know, and no offence taken. Anyway I don't even know how it happened with Santana, one minute she was being all bitchy to me and then the next she's doing my hair and make-up. Crazy right? And then she told me how pissed she was at Quinn, because she slept with Puck when San was with him. Even though her and Puck were just having sex and it was nothing serious, she really liked him at the time and was always telling Quinn. And then she just said that when I wasn't been all crazy intense, I'm actually pretty cool." Rachel finished with a grin.
"Wait hold up, Santana was dating Puck when Quinn done the naughty with him? Weren't they like suposed to best friends?" Mercedes said with disgust. She didn't like girls who went with their best friends boyfriends as she had been in that position before and it was heartbreaking.
"I know right? And from what she told me she was practically in love with him and Quinn knew all along." Rachel said wrinkling her nose
"Damn thats fucked up! If it's possible, I hate her even more now!" Mercedes boomed shaking her head in anger.
"Oh miss chocolate thunder, it's most defiantly possible. How could she do that to my Finn?" Kurt spat out in anger.
"Wait you mean you two knew that Finn wasn't the Father and Puck could be?" Rachel frowned saddened by the fact.
"Oh honey, I thought you already knew? I didn't think you actually buy the hot tub story Quinn told Finn. And as for Puck being the father, well we didn't know until you just said. We heard it was Steven Hastings or some other jock." Kurt replied confused. she bought the hot tub story?
"Oh! Wait...what hot tub story?" Rachel asked frowning even deeper.
"You honestly haven't heard the story Quinn told Finn? To cover up the fact she whored about whilst with my Finn?" Kurt said amused
"No, people didn't really use to tell me things did they?" Rachel teased, referring to when no one liked her. God knows why they didn't.
"Girl you know we're totally sorry about that. Plus look at us now, we're BFF's. Us diva's need to stick together!" Mercedes grinned.
"Get this, when Quinn told Finn she was expecting he was totally confused because they haven't slept together," Kurt paused at Rachel's gasp
"I know right? So anyway, from what I've heard in the showers after practise, Finn has a little problem," He paused for dramatic effect
"He arrives a little to early if you know what I mean!" Mercedes winked nudging Rachel's shoulder, who had a expression of horror on her face
"So, about a month previous they had a make out session in Santana's hot tub and he arrived early. She told him that 'ask jeeves' said something about the water temperature helps the sperm swim or something. So Finn now believes he got Quinn knocked up like that." Kurt scoffed
"Ask Jeeves? Early arrival, hot tub, wearing swim suits and no actual intercourse?" Rachel said with wide eyes before surprising Kurt and Mercedes by bursting out with laughter, seriously her face was bright red and she had tears streaming down her face as she clutched her side.
"What a carry on. There's more drama at William McKinley then there is on those stupid reality shows, like that Jerry Springer and Jeremy Kyle! I've always known Finn is slow, but to actually believe that crap? So I presume everyone in the school knows?" Rachel asked amused catching her breath whilst Mercedes and Kurt looked at her like she had two head.
"I know, just imagine if we had a Gossip Girl?" Kurt grinned in excitement, practically bouncing in his seat.
"News flash Kurt, you are Gossip Girl!" Mercedes laughed and high fived Rachel who nodded her head in agreement.
"You know what Kurt? With all the gossip you know and Jacob-Ben's gadgets, you two could be Lima Ohio's version of Gossip Girl!" She giggled
"Do not ever, put me in a sentence with that freak!" Kurt glared, but only joking about. Rachel gathered that when he winked at her after.
"Anyway miss diva stop trying to divert our attention! We've covered why your a cheerio, and how you became twins with Santana and Brittany. But what we want to know the most, is what the hell we witnessed between you and a certain mohawked teen?" Mercedes grinned at Rachel's expression, she looked like a fish; her mouth opening and closing, and big wide eyes.
"Oh, erm that? That was nothing!" Rachel chuckled nervously, shifting under there gaze.
"Hey! Would you look at that all our drinks are empty! I'll just go get us some more!" She added, standing up only for Mercedes and Kurt to both do the same and pull her back down with them and gave her a warning glare.
"Nu-uh not happening. Yo waiter, over here!" Mercedes strong voice echoed through out the shop.
"Your not escaping until you tell us what was going on cherie. You were practically eye fucking one another." Kurt smirked
"No we most cetainatley were not! I would never do such a horrid thing, what you think I am!? Some harlot!?" Rachel fumed going red in the face
"Oh honey please! You could see the sexual tension oozing off each other. Even I felt flustered for you!" Kurt replied fanning himself.
"My boys right miss d! You were all over each other, and then you left him speechless," Mercedes laughed at the memory.
"You called?" A womens voice spoke up, turning their heads to her directions they seen a women in her early 20's looking pissed.
"Yeah we did, I'd like a big gulp Cola with Splenda please." Mercedes said with a glare slamming her $6 down on the table
"And you two?" The womens nassle voice hissed in annoyance
"Wild Cherry big gulp." Kurt said primly shooting the women a glare and tossing her some paper bills
"The Ginger Apple Snap please, thank you!" Rachel said with a fake smile, the women took the money she was holding out and left. Returning five minutes later with their drinks, she placed them on the table a little harder then necessary and then proceeded to storm off.
"What crawled up white ass and died?" Mercedes snapped
"Please, she's twenty something and she's stuck in Lima in a dead end job!" Kurt scoffed.
"Maybe we should go then guys?" Rachel asked hopefully, her fellow diva's expressions changed back into smirks and their gaze fell back on her
"No can do, on with the story!" Kurt smirked, excitement written all over his soft features.
"Oh fine!" Rachel snapped "What you two witnessed was me playing Puck at his own game, it wouldn't have happened if you two hadn't taken so god damn long! But he swaggered his way up to me and then proceeded to sexually harass me; he had the cheek to tell me I wanted him! The cheek of it! So then I merely told him 'in his dreams', where he then said I was implying he had wet dreams about him!" She spat out
"I couldn't get him to leave me alone, so I figured why not? Plus strange things are happening seriously, I feel like a new person in this outfit. It's like it gives me a different kind of confidence to what I already have. I just hope he don't harass me tomorrow." She said in a more calmer voice
"Interesting." Kurt said stroking his chin whilst looking at Rachel strangely
"There is that enough of an answer for you!?" Rachel whined and pouted her face
"Yes, more then enough cherie. Thank you for sharing." Kurt said somewhat cryptically before shooting a look at Mercedes who nodded back.
"Would you two stop doing that!" Rachel snapped
"Doing what?" They answer in unison, both confused as to what their fellow diva was on about
"That silent conversation thing you keep doing, it's annoying!"
"Oh sorry honey, I was checking with our chocolate thunder that your answer was enough." He smiled at his friend then sipped his drink
"Oh sorry guys, I didn't mean to snap." Rachel said softly.
"That's ok girl! Anyone don't you want to here what happened in Glee rehearsal today?" Mercedes said throwing her arm around Rachel's shoulder and squeezing softly. Hoping to cheer up her friend and give her a distraction.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. So what happened?" She asked curiously, still saddened that she wasn't there to see what ever it was first hand
"Quinn had another one of her bitch fits and Mercedes blew up on her!" Kurt said smugly
"You did?" Rachel asked Mercedes with wide eyes
"Yeah, you don't get all the fun miss diva!" she teased causing her friend to blush before giggling softly
"But that's not that best part!" Kurt interrupted in a sing song voice, Rachel only arched an eyebrow in response.
"I told her to shut up and she called me a fag! So Mercedes started again" Kurt grinned, oh how he loved to make people wait.
"She called you a fag? What the hell!" Rachel seethed in anger
"Calm down cherie, it's all taken care of!" Kurt smiled, touched that Rachel would get so worked up over him
"So anyway she said some stuff about you and you being vile and a slut or something and then I went mad again and totally went 'I bet Finn isn't even yo babydaddy!' and then...Brittany totally put her in her spot, she was all like: 'She's totally right, Q your 16 and your knocked up.' And then laughed!" Mercedes said shooting a grin at Rachel.
"No way! I knew San didn't like Quinn no more, but Britt? And I'm not a slut!" Rachel asked shocked yet touched for her blonde friend
"Anyway then it turned into a gang thing because Santana was all like 'Yeah you hardly got any room to talk.' but that's not even the strangest part yet... Tina! Tina of all people decided to put her two pence in with 'And you head of celibacy club' it was epic cherie!" Kurt squealed
"Then Kurt just had to add the icing to the cake with 'And your a Catholic, Isn't marriage supposed to happen first?' and then I blew up on her again, and Puck muttered something about Jerry Springer with a laugh, then everyone was snickering in the back ground, and I gave her another mouthful causing everyone to laugh again! It was some serious Quinn bashing!" Mercedes rambled excitedly
"No way! Thanks guys, I don't know what I'd do with out you sometimes. I just wish I was there!" Rachel pouted
"Oh honey that's not even the best part yet, no matter how fabulous it was!" Kurt smiled knowingly, making Rachel even more curious
"Mr Schue returned after and we were all saying how we needed you, then he agreed. Eagerly might I add. I mean he was practically begging us to help him, and then Kurt went on about Bambi and then we told him he needs to get miss vanilla ice to lay off you, and he told Quinn basically she needs to lay off you or she's outa Glee." Mercedes grinned proudly before finishing off her drink with a loud 'ahhh'
"He wants me back already?" Rachel asked hopeful
"Hell yes!" Mercedes boomed, attracting every ones attention again.
"So you'll be coming to Glee with us tomorrow 5th period?" Kurt asked his friend
"Of course, have I ever let you guys down?" Rachel grinned before being pulled into a hug by her fellow divas.
Shortly after Kurt dropped Rachel off at home with a promise to see her tomorrow. Once inside she stripped out of her uniform and put it in the wash before making her way upstairs for a shower and then an early night.
Things are finally looking up was her last thought before she succumbed to sleep.
Chapter four? Done! I know it's took me way long to update but I've had a major case of writers block, plus college has been on my case 24/7 and I've had so many assignments I've lost count! Plus we got our exams in two weeks so I've had to revise for that and on top of all that I've started working along side my sister in her mobile hair dressing business! But I've had the push I needed thanks to moviejunkie92. Thank you for all reading, I'm glad your enjoying the fic as much as I enjoy writing it. Although it's not a great improvement, I hope my spellings, punctuation and grammatical errors have improved! I'm sorry for all the errors though. If any of you have any suggestions please don't hesitate to shoot them my way! Pairings, a direction the story should head in ect... Keep reviewing guys; your great! xSpencer-Rosex