Howl Pendragon
Dear diary,
Today was the first day of Beauty and the Geek. I was a beauty of course. I think this competition is a good chance for me to learn how to get along with others because I think I can be a little arrogant some times. Jiraiya the host didn't introduce me properly today, he called me with my birth name and not the name I am used to. He called me Howell Jenkins. How old fashion is that? I sound so predictable and medieval. People call me Howl these days, and I prefer to go with the last name Pendragon.
I think there will be a lot of drama in this season because I can already sense it. Hidan kept picking on me today. He thinks I'm gay or something. I think he is a male prostitute. Who honestly walks around baring his chest on TV? He isn't even at the beach! I think he has no sense of fashion and absolutely no sense of trying to carry himself as a respectable man. He cuts himself too. So not sexy. Hidan isn't the only one that treats me like dirt. My roommate is the other one.
Shino is pretty cool overall and he has pet bugs that live in his body. I miss my spiders. I hope Sophie hasn't killed them yet. Anyways it was bed time so I needed to be ready for my beauty sleep. I needed to have a thorough facial wash with toner and moisturizer. I also needed to exfoliate my skin. My hair needs blow drying and I knew I would take some time. I asked him if he needed the toilet and he said no. Halfway through flossing my teeth, he comes banging the door. How rude! I told him that I wasn't ready but he was so annoying. He kept throwing himself at the door. Then, he let his bugs in on me.
I was so mad. I hated being angry but this time, he has truly ticked me off. My head shook as I sucked in my breath. Then I drowned his stupid little pests with my green slime. Angry that I have to start cleaning myself again, I muttered a short curse on Shino and he peed the floor. I took another 3 hours to finally get myself together and I went to bed with a smile on my face.
Goodnight,
Howl