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Drabble Collection – For better or for worse, no matter what, my girl will always come first. (Ino/Temari) (Friendship)

Like all of my work this is just something that happened to float through the empty void inside my head. Like it or hate it please R and R as honest opinions are always welcomed, as are random acts of worship.

Lamb: As always sorry for any bad spelling and if you feel the need to throw things at me please wait until I've hidden behind the sofa kay!?

Dedi: This chapter is dedicated to shadowphoenix101

Muse: On with the fic!

A little less conversation, a little more action please,
All this aggravation aint satisfactioning me,
A little more bite and a little less bark,
A little less fight and a little more spark,
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me,
Satisfy me baby,

Friends: Only know a few things about you.

Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

"I told him I'd come out on top, even if I didn't mean it in the way it turned out. But I never had to ask twice to get him to spar with me after that, if fact he said he'd be up for it any time."

Tenten covered her ears in some vain attempt to block out the two competing, not to mention loud, voices. It proved to be an exorcise in futility. The voices of the blonde duo continued to assault her ears like the lash of a couple of riding whips. Not that the voices themselves were bad, indeed apart from the volume they were the sort of voices that you could spend hours listening to. No the voices weren't problem, it was just what they were saying.

"And he said that handcuffs weren't his idea of fun, but he sure changed his mind when he found out that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them."

The brunette had known that playing truth or dare with the other kunoichi was a bad idea but she had gone along with it because… well because she couldn't really think of a good reason not to, but was now wishing she could have found one.

"That's why I always use emulsion, because you can use it as body paint. But the most fun is when you have to wash it all off."

It had started harmlessly enough; a few embarrassing secrets and a few dares that would have made small (male) minds laugh. But then someone, who she was not going to name, though the pink haired medic had gone directly to the top of her hit list, had introduced sake into the proceedings. Warning bells had started to go off at that point but by then it was too late for Tenten to do anything.

"For a minuet there I really didn't know what he was going to do. It was a toss up between him going completely insane or just ripping his cloths of and joining us. Course in the end he went with the second one as well you know."

Alcohol only served to make Sakura bitchier, and as it also made Ino and Temari even less, if that was at all possible, inhibited not to mention decidedly more vocal… It was a never-ending circle, with one girl getting more and more worked up while the other two gradually cared less and less. And in the midst of this mess there were she and Hinata.

"I mean it was worth almost getting caught in the men's bathhouse just for that. Nine-inch Naruto, the boy sure does deserve that nickname."

The poor girl was sitting starring wide-eyed at pair whose voices Tenten was doing her best not to hear. If the indigo haired girl ever repeated any of what she heard all hell would brake lose. The brunette shuddered when she imagined what would happen if she had to explain to Neji where his sweet little cosine had come across any of the information.

"Oh Kami, I remember that! I thought he was going to have to have the smile surgically removed from his face!"

Sakura was glaring at the two blondes who where giggling madly while swapping stories, one or two of which the weapons mistress was sure were physically impossible. Or at least she hoped that they were. She had never wanted to know so much about the privet lives of either Temari or Ino, and if one more story involved the blonde leaf kunoichi, Uchiha Sasuke and some gravity defying position they had ended up in Sakura looked like she might kill her one time friend.

"Really it was like living with a clockwork toy only his clockwork never ran down. He just kept on going and going and going and…"

Though if she heard one more thing about the Nara not being as lazy as all that when it came to certain things, Tenten felt she might turn homicide herself. So what if the blonde in question was sister to the Kazekage, so what if killing her started a war, what did it matter if it meant Tenten was saved from hearing any more details of the girl's, very active, sex life.

"Yeah, but he was just the same though. I swear the guy looked as if he had died and gone to heaven. And any time anyone so much as mentioned the words dango or strawberries he'd start grinning like a fool."

But even as the thought of assassination crossed her mind Tenten shook it off. Sure this wasn't the best situation to be in and there were definitely some things she now knew which she wished she didn't, but there were also a few things that she didn't mind knowing. And she was pretty sure Neji would be very happy she knew them, if only she could get him on his own long enough to show off her new found knowledge.

"He always said talking wasn't what my mouth did best, but I don't think he'd ever been so happy to be proved right in his whole life."

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Lamanth