The Phantom Play
Tigress: Yay! New Chapter!
Blaze: I finally appear!
Bloo: So do I!
Blaze: Tigress doesn't own Star Wars, me, Bloo, or the Duo of DOOM!
Tigress: You forgot about Jesselin! She got the question right. It was from OOTP.
*confetti*
After Wolf had finished talking with the Pie, the Duo of DOOM! headed over to the nearest Starbucks. The found Blaze talking to a girl with dark brown hair and green eyes.
"Hey Wolf, Nemesis! Come meet Jesselin, also known as Jess. She's a Jedi, too!" Blaze shouted, when she noticed the Duo.
"Hey Jess!" Wolf smiled. "Blaze: Tigress, Nemesis, and I discovered that some people are making a play about the Star Wars movies!"
"Cool!" Blaze replied.
"So we thought that you'd like to watch it too so we came to find you." Nemesis told her.
"I'm coming for sure!" Blaze said enthusiastically. "Jess, do you want to come, too?"
"Sure!"
After a night of stars, moons, pie, fans, lanterns, shouting, feathers, pillows, birds, bricks, lightning, listening to Skillet, mice, pecils, books, paper, tigers, movies, and wolves, it was finally morning.
The "EVERYONE WAKE UP!" call woke everyone up. The five authoressess and Bloo had gotten up early and made popcorn for the good people and nothing for the Evillies.
Nine am...
Tigress flicked on the T.V. to the dismay of the characters. The play was about to start.(The Italics are the play)
A screen was lowered onto the empty stage. There were three words on it: THE PHANTOM PLAY.
Suddenly, the Force Theme music started playing. These words rolled up the screen and into darkeness:
Turmoil has engulfed the Blah,
The Blah of Blah is Blah.
Beef jerky is hard to blow bubbles with.
The thing is trying to get someone to sing
A lion is about to attack a geese.
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon are about to go on a suicide mission
Anakin's going to turn to the Dark side because they have cookies.
Yoda's going to like Guitar Hero... very much,
Leia's going to marry a random stranger,
Luke's going to blow up Alderaan,
Something something conflict...
The screen rises. A ship-shaped box with fake Obi-Wan and fake Qui-gon in it is walking towards an huge cardboard eye.
"Captain, tell those stupid idiots that we wish to board at once and kill them.." Qui-Gon said menacingly. They were infront of a model of the cockpit. The Captain and the other person was sitting on lawn chairs with a keyboard and headphones. The Jedi were standing.
"Yessir." She turns to the radio thingy on the ground and switches it on."The Jedi wish to board at once." she said. "They wish to kill you."
Everyone was staring at the T.V. in shock. Then the five authoresses collapsed simultaneously on the floor in a fit of laughter...
Tigress: So?
Jess: Nice...
Blaze: Yoda likes Guitar hero? EPIC.
Wolf: Yep! I wrote about it in Craziness.
Blaze: (Vanishes to go read about it in Craziness)
Tigress: So review if you want to see the next chapter!