The Phantom Play
Tigress:New Chapter!
Everyone: Finally!
Tigress: SORRY!
Angry mob: =brandishes pitchforks=
Tigress: MEEP!
Anakin: YAY! I finally come in!
Blaze: ANAKIN!
Anakin: Crap...
Tigress: =laughs= I don't own Star Wars, blah blah blah...
As soon as everybody was settled, Tigress passed out popcorn to everyone but Palpy ("HEY!" "Shut up!"), licorice to Wolf, candy for Blaze, ice cream for Jess, pitchfork shaped gummies for Nemesis, and snickerdoodles for herself. Everyone then turned back to the TV, waiting for it to begin.
"WELCOME BACK! I trust that you all had a very pleasant intermission?" read the screen ("NOT!" "Palpy, SHUT UP!"). "Now, back to the show..."
The Fake Obi-Wan (Ok, let's say Obi-Wan, not 'the fake' Obi-wan cause it's annoying to type everytime...)... ahem, Obi-Wan and Qui-gon found a thing that looked like a shuttle and climbed aboard. They stowed away in the one compartment in airplanes where you put your luggage and waited for the Droid steering the ship to take them down to Naboo.
Finally, after a slapping contest, several injuries, a pig playing the piano (ALLITERATION!), bubbly soda, and exploding books, the Jedi and the evil Droid (Let's just say it's name was... J34) arrived at Naboo... which is basically a change of scenery...
A grassy, forest-like background was lowered and J34 and the Jedi climbed out. Immediately, Qui-Gon demolished J34 (Aww, poor him) and ran into the woods(Also known as tall chairs with green leafy things on it). Obi-Wan followed, only to trip over a gigantic rock and splash into the mud.
Quickly he straightened up. He took out his lightsaber. and attempted to ignite it, but failed.
"You forgot didn't you?" Qui-Gon asked, glancing back at Obi-Wan.
"To do what?" Obi-Wan said innnocently.
"To turn off your lightsaber."
"I did no such th... okay, you got me." Obi-Wan admitted. "How does he always know?" He added to himself.
The Screen came down. It read: "Then, the two Jedi went into an underwater theme/amusement park and when they surfaced, they found themselves on the other side of Naboo.
"WHAT?" Yelled Jar-Jar suddenly. "Theysa did not include meesa!"
Tigress paused it.
"Jeesh, chill, dude!" Said Wolf, while Nemesis snickered.
"YAY! CANDY!" Cried Blaze.
"Finished, people?" asked Tigress
"Yesh."
The screen rolled up, as the Jedi marched onto the stage, which was filled with columns... or something that looked like columns, anyway.
The Jedi went to the Palace (Which is clearly labeled: THE PALACE) and found the queen with evil droids J24, J56, J22, and J98. Qui-Gon quickly obliterated them while Obi-Wan chewed on beef jerky.
"Thank you!" The Queen said.
Suddenly, it paused, because Blaze had wrestled the remote out of Tigress' hands and now was fast-forwarding to the place where they land on Tatooine.
"NO!" cried Jess, attempting to wrestle the remote out of Blaze's hands. "I wanted to watch the part about Maul!"
Tigress facepalmed.
The gigantic hula-hoop landed and Qui-Gon, Padme, and a wierd creature with floppy ears that was probably Jar Jar stepped out. Or rather.. hopped out. They started walking towards a town pictured on the backboard.
A while later, they reached some buildings.
"We'll try some of the smaller dealers." Qui-Gon said.
He walked towards a run-down looking building. Inside, a little boy was playing with some tools.
A winged creature flew out of a doorway.
"Hello.. My name is Watto... what do you want?" he said.
"I need a warp drive and some other parts for my spaceship... model J29 Nubian cruiser."
"Ah, you are in luck. I am the only one who has the parts." He said proudly.
"May I see them?" asked Qui-Gon. Then he turned to Jar Jar. "Don't touch ANYTHING"
Qui-Gon and Watto walked... errr and flew out of the spotlight.
"Are you an angel?" Asked Anakin to Padme. "Wait, don't answer that... That's the stupidest question ever, I hope some little kid won't start copying me."
"Okay?"
"I'm Anakin Skywalker, nice to meet you."
"Padme."
The spotlight moved to Qui-Gon and Watto.
"Ah, yes, these are the parts we need."
"They are 700 gold pieces."
"I have 20,000 republican credits..."
"NO!"
"Credits will do fine." Qui-Gon said waving his hand.
"No, they won't! What do you think you are, wavin your hand around? Some kinda Jedi?"
"As a matter of fact, yes, I am a Jedi."
Qui-Gon turned his heel and left.
"We're going," he said to Jar Jar and Padme.
Tigress paused it.
"Time for Lunch!" she announced.
"Are we having Pizza?" Asked Jess.
"PLEASE?" An evil glint was visible in Nemesis' eye.
"Okay..."
15 minutes later...
DING DONG!
The doorbell rang, signaling the pizza man.
Nemesis grabbed the pizza, and ran back to the table.
"PIZZA FIGHT!" she screamed as she threw a pizza to Blaze.
Tigress: SORRY! for the long wait...
Blaze: GRR... =eyes lightsaber=
Nemesis: =laughs=
Blaze: =chases Nemesis=
Wolf: =is eating pizza= This is good!
Jess: Yup!
Blaze and Anakin: ANAKIN (I) FINALLY CAME IN! YAY!
Tigress: Review! Or else I shall throw pizza at you!