5

"Yo Blondie your early" Hidan Called To His Blonde Friend as He rounded the corner; laughing as he watched his panting friend. "glad you could make it Deidara Chan"

"Hey Hidan. You Needed something, un?"

"Well I was Wondering... Would you go out with Me Asshole?"

"Un!"

"Just Hear me out. I like this guy but he's a fucking money obsessed heathen who pays no attention to me... So will you help me?"

"... So you want me to help make some guy jealous so he will pay more attention to you, un?"

"Pretty much yeah" Hidan said looking at Deidara nervously, while quietly drawing circles in the dirt with his feet. "So will you...?"

"Sure, un" Deidara said his trademark Grin covering his features.

"Really!"

"I don't see why not, un."

"That's Awesome Dei-Chan!" Hidan Shouted Tackling the blonde sending them both to the ground.

"Oww Hidan it hurts Your heavy!" The blonde cried from underneath the other.

"Hidan Get off the brat" Deidara and Hidan Both looked up to see Sasori headed their way. Hidan grumbled before getting off the other while Sasori stuck his hand out to help the blonde up. "You Alright Brat?" Deidara nodded weakly as the other helped him up.

"Y-yeah I'm fine thanks Danna."

"Ehhh 'Danna'? what fuck happened when I wasn't around" Hidan Laughed out pointing at the blonde.

"Nothing, un" Deidara stuck his tongue out at the albino stubbornly while Sasori just watch boredly.

"Aww Come on Dei Chan tell me why."

"Nope, un"

"come onnnnnn."

"nope."

"come onnnnnn."

"I said 'nope,' un." Sighing the albino gave in.

"Fine, Fine you win for now..." Deidara grinned in triumph.

"Come on Brat Before your Late" Deidara Smiled And Nodded quickly following quickly after the other.

"Yes Danna" Hidan ran after the Blonde and Grabbed his hand. "un?"

"Your not very familiar with the whole 'Jealous' concept are you?" Blinking Deidara scratched the back of his head nervously.

"heheh Sorry I've never done anything like this before, un." Sasori looked back at the other.

"Never brat?"

"nope, not once, un. It never really appealed to me so yeah..."

"hmmm, interesting."

"wait, wait, wait that means Blondie's fucking innocent!" Hidan Laughed out.

Deidara glared at his friend and looked away trying to ignore the looks he was receiving, while Sasori chuckled amused with his new information. Groaning Deidara tried and failed to ignore his loud friend, out of the corner of his eye he noticed a large brown haired male glaring at him. 'Isn't he in my history class?'

"whatever un..." Hidan Grinned and dragged Deidara off in the direction of the courtyard. Not many people where outside but Deidara did note that Konan, Pein and two green Haired teens seated at the far corner of the courtyard.


Sorry It Took So Long But I Don't have a Home Computer So I Couldn't post over the summer. And I Killed My Wrist in tennis(chronic tendinitis is what they THINK it is... Said it was caused by caused by microtears in the connective tissue in and around the tendon or something along those line) so It took Forever to type and stupid coach is making me play and it hurts and the doctor said it wouldn't heal till i stop using it completely for a while and I have a Match tomorrow and I have to Wear A Stupid Dress *glares at mom* To Help at a Fall Festival at the school she works at Damn Little children. but anyways I have to take a lot of meds and wear a brace for three more weeks(already wore it for one) and I can't take it of except to shower. again Sorry

Disclamer: I Do not Own the Akatsuki they Belong to 岸本 斉史 Kishimoto Masashi