Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! Just messing around
Chapter 2
This new well old law and the trouble that it's causing has resulted in a major headache for Sandaime-Hokage. The Hokage and a few of his trusted council members (i.e. not the ones that put forward and supported the law), along with Jiraiya (who happened to of stopped by the village for some 'research' and a chat with his sensei), Tsunada and Shizune (who were at a close by casino and were tracked down and requested to come to the village) have been looking for some sort of loop hole, but the law is ironclad. The reason why Tsunada's presence is needed is by in-large due to the council's forethought and their insane desire to control Kakashi Hatake's life. A week ago when the council told both the Hokage and Kakashi about the law and his pending marriage, Kakashi basically told them after much tactful and diplomatic reasoning and trying to get out of it, HELL NO and he's gay so he's not going to bed some female. Kakashi was thinking that might slow them down a little, to by some time but in the council's quest to run his life, they had the forethought to learn his preference and have a male candidate (Takahiro Kato, a prominent councilmember's son) and a jutsu for male pregnancy. These old bastards had covered ever aspect and angle of the law to get what they wanted. Tsunada was called to look over the jutsu to make sure that from a medical stand point it could actually be possible and this wasn't just a ploy.
This brings us to now.
"I'm sorry Kakashi-kun we can't find any way to get out of it." Sandaime gravely said. "But we were able to convince the council of more options than Takahiro. The council did agree and locate another candidate that they deem acceptable."
"What difference does it make between one council approved flussy?" Tsunada asked.
"He's not in the council's pocket or any of their families. But he fits all the requirements and stipulation that they bitched about. He's one of our chunnin's." Jiraiya spoke up.
Kakashi sighs "no."
Tsunada and Jiraiya hollered "WHAT! What do you mean no!"
"We've spent hours and hours trying to find a way out of this for you. And when we couldn't we got you a bearable option, BRAT!"
"This is not a bearable option. The only thing this is is dragging someone else into situation." Kakashi reasoned.
The Third spoke up "Kakashi is right, but Kakashi so are Jiraiya and Tsunada. This isn't a situation that can be dissolved. We've been over every angle and word in the law and as much as it pains me to say this but these are the only options you have."
"Well other than killing all the councilmember's or becoming a missing Nin." Jiraiya piped his opinion.
"Idiot, that wouldn't work even with the council's deaths the law is still there and the other is not an option."Tsunada said as she glared at him.
While Jiraiya and Tsunada continue to bicker, Sandaime and Kakashi's eyes connect. Sandaime knows that Kakashi would never become a missing Nin, regardless of the circumstances. He can see that as much as Kakashi would love to kill them for doing this to him (Kakashi has gotten to the point that he's about to have an anger induced stroke) he understands to futileness of it and how he knows he has only two options.
Realizing that nothing further was going to be decided Sandaime spoke "let's end for today and tomorrow I'll talk to this young man."
This was met with agreement. Kakashi agrees with a nod and leaves through the window, the two Sanin and their sensei watching with tired and sad eyes.
"So who is this chunnin and is he really any better?" asked Tsunada.