Song 3: Material Things by Jake Troth

"Come on Jerrie!' Rumpleteaser hissed.

"Oi'm comin, keep ya vest on!"

"DEY GOTSSSS JEEWELZ JERRRRRIE!"

"Dontcha think I see that?" Mungojerrie sighed exasperated. "You knows I like jeewelz as much as you, stupid."

"CHA-CHING!" Rumpleteazer rubbed her hands together greedily.

"Shut up, ya creep! They'll hear us!"

Rumpleteazer stuffed jewels in her vest, and hopped up and down. She grabbed monies, and coins, and stuffed animals, and pushed it deep into her bag. "Grab stuff Jerrie!"

"Oim workin on it!"

"Oi love money!" Rumpleteazer yelled happily, and threw some up in the air.

"ME TOO!" Mungojerrie cheered, and stuffed some more in his bag.