A/N: No. Reviews. (breaks down and cries) Oh well, bound to happen. After all, most people are into yaoi or Mary Sue, so our stories are completely unwanted. Nevertheless, I shall continue my quest to bring in stories! Even the outrageous ones...
Disclaimer: If I owned LOTR, Frodo, Merry and Sam would be having loads of fun right now, and Leggie would be my pet. So no. I don't own it.
On the bridge of Khazad-dûm
(Everyone has crossed the bridge except Mithranda, who's facing off the Balrog. The Balrog growls menacingly.)
Mithranda: (gulps) "Ummmm... guys?"
(She turns around. Ariagon and Stevolas are holding up a banner saying 'Go Mithranda'. Pippin gives her the thumbs up and a loud "Yosh!"; Frieda's on the phone mumbling with her back turned. M sweatdrops and a vein pops on the back of her head, then she turns around again.)
Mithranda: (gathering up courage; raises her staff) "I'm the wielder of the flame of Udûn – which is in the staff because the sword is copyrighted and Ariagon said I can't use weapons."
(The Balrog sweatdrops and looks over at A who is looking to the side and whistling innocently. M holds up her staff and prepares to slam it into the bridge.)
Mithranda: "YOU – SHALL NOT –" (suddenly her right foot slips and she falls off the bridge)
(as she's falling) "Nobody touch my anime while I'm gone..."
(Everyone stares down into the chasm blankly. The orcs are all sweatdropping. Then suddenly the Balrog looks over at the Fellowship with sparkle-eyes. Everyone gulps. The B steps onto the bridge, cracking his whip – then the bridge cracks. He stares at the bridge, then at the Fellowship, sweatdrops, and falls as the bridge collapses. The Fellowship then quickly escape out of Moria. Fis sobbing uncontrollably.)
Ariagon: (stern) "I know it's sad that Mithranda's gone, but we have to keep going!"
Frieda: (teary-eyed) "But – but – she still has my phone credit!" (wails)
(Ariagon sweatdrops. Mithranda, still falling, sneezes)
END
So? Whatta ya think?
...Meh, don't care, it's just fun anyway. Toodles!