Author's Note: And I'm back! ...Who am I kidding, I never even left... I need a life...

Disclaimer: I do not own poetry in its basic form, nor the poem Tolkien wrote that's just too interesting to contain; which is why I made my own! :3

3 phones to Sweden, easily deceived.

7 to China, to copy they received.

9 to Japan, the quality increased.

1 for the Dark Lord, whose phone bills never ceased.

In the land of typing, for smses written fast.

One phone to call them all, one phone (with camera!),

One phone, with friendslist long, and ceaselessly contact them.

In the land of phonebills (for repeating the same phrase is dumb!)

And that's our dear Lord of the Phone poem! (le gasp) No flaming!