A/N: And we're back! With Reviews! 'bows' Thank you to Dragon and Chalice for the sweetness!

Now this little story here is just a little random side thing me and my friends made up; as you might remember in the introduction, our dear Pippin has very frizzy and unruly hair. So, why not make...

A shampoo commercial!

I know, sounds lame. But hey! Randomness is in my blood! (courtesy of my friends).

Disclaimer: ….wait, this chapter has nothing to do with LOTR! O.O Up yours lawyers! :3

The shampoo commercial

(Everything is dark. Suddenly the lights turn on, revealing Pippin in the centre of what looks like a commercial stage, with the spotlights on her. Behind her back is a huge sign saying 'Hairball Essence')

Pippin: (Does exaggerated motions throughout her speech) "Ladies and gentle gents! Is your hair unruly and extremely frizzy?" (points at her own hair) "Would you like to have sleek hair like the movie stars or even elves? Well I have the solution!" (pulls out a bottle and shows it off) "Hairball Essence: Sleek and Shiny! Perfect for those knotted, dull hairdos of the past. A completely new formula allows Hairball Essence to turn your hair from this -" (pulls out Ariagon, covered in mud with flies buzzing around her and her hair completely knotted. She's just confused and stares at the 'camera') "- to this!" (pushes A off the stage; pulls Stevolas up from the other side: his hair is very shiny and washed, without any knots or stray hairs. He doesn't want to be on stage and pulls at his arm, a vein popping on his forehead)

(Suddenly P lets go, and S stumbles off the stage; she starts pointing at a random phone number in the upper right corner)

Pippin: "Call now, and receive a discount of 20%! Order a six-pack, and we'll throw in this sleek grey beard for free!" (holds up a grey beard)

(During the last part Frieda sits under the phone number and points up at it while holding her own phone to her ear. Suddenly Mithranda appears without her beard and snatches the beard out of P's hand. She stomps off)

Pippin: (sweatdrops) "Ummm... looks like we're out of beards people! However, the offer still stands! Order a six-pack, and you will get -" (grabs a squirrel out of nowhere and holds it up) "- this squirrel for free!"

(Tiny Glorfindel steps onto the stage, a vein popping. Both he and the squirrel attack Pippin at the same time, causing a dust cloud while they're fighting. A random object flies out of it and hits the 'camera' causing the image to flicker. A maintenance image appears, reading "Please wait a moment" with underneath a chibi P being chased by a chibi Fellowship)

END

There ya goes, people! Read & Review!

Pippin: Why did I have to end up being chased?

Me: SQUIRREL!!!

Pippin: O.O WHERE!!!

Me: That's why x3